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Published: 2016-11-02 14:00:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 621; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 0
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Description why it is NOT a wise idea to act like a classical fairy tale princess who is purehearted, rather native and friends to all animals: 

The endless singing and animals around is at a high risk to seriously annoy family members, be they biological or step-family, you will be seen as a mindless idiot who have remained a child for years and possibly ruin changes to a good marriage in the long run. The animals will also ruin the house, causes messes everywhere and honestly make it seem like no one have control in that family. 

Oh, and your endless chatter may ruin a step-brother's plans for a grand marriage, so aware of a possible dagger in the back or heart, or possibly poison in the food!

In the best case, you gets a quick and reasonable painless death. In the worst case, you ends up in the mental institution or locked into the cellar for the rest of your life. 

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DionneJinn [2016-11-03 18:25:23 +0000 UTC]

Nice way to turn a (realistic) twist on a fairy tale cliche.

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Nelyasun In reply to DionneJinn [2016-11-03 18:33:32 +0000 UTC]

yeah. In reality I think not many guys would find this kind of girl a good future wife for several reasons: the singing, childish behaviour and all that....

and I think that in time, no one would blame the step-mother to kill a such annoying princess as she ruines official events and is just plain IMPOSSIBLE to marry off to a prince so she becomes another family's trouble. Fairy possible that the princess would be returned...very quickly after the wedding ceremony

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