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This is a serious condition of mine, every time I play video games I turn into a goblin. It’s not funny, I cause severe damage to the house until I exit goblin mode (which can take 2-30 minutes, depending on the game). My family is in debt, I have multiple charges against me for destruction of private and public property, and no mental health institute wants to take me in. I’m also being charged for 79 accounts of theft, though I can’t recall what I— no, the goblin in me— has stolen, nor where it came from.
We don’t have enough money to pay the fines for my crimes and we’re living on a check-to-check basis. I need to figure out how to stop entering goblin mode, I can feel myself slipping a little more every time I play a video game. My skin has begun taking a green hue recently, I’ve shrunk 5 inches, and my ears are getting noticeably larger. Somebody, please, if you know a cure, help me.

Description
This is a serious condition of mine, every time I play video games I turn into a goblin. It’s not funny, I cause severe damage to the house until I exit goblin mode (which can take 2-30 minutes, depending on the game). My family is in debt, I have multiple charges against me for destruction of private and public property, and no mental health institute wants to take me in. I’m also being charged for 79 accounts of theft, though I can’t recall what I— no, the goblin in me— has stolen, nor where it came from.
We don’t have enough money to pay the fines for my crimes and we’re living on a check-to-check basis. I need to figure out how to stop entering goblin mode, I can feel myself slipping a little more every time I play a video game. My skin has begun taking a green hue recently, I’ve shrunk 5 inches, and my ears are getting noticeably larger. Somebody, please, if you know a cure, help me.