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Failure to do so results in horrible consequences.>

-What consequence-

-Stand-
-Look round-

-Look in pocket-

-Read note-

-Look on back of note-

-Scrunch note-
-Turn around-

-Throw note out-

"Real smart, bozo!" It's deep and gruff like a drill sergeant's voice as filtered through a brillo pad.>

-Call for help-

-Get phonebook-

"Nope. And don't think I pity you, little feller. I honestly don't give two rats asses what they do to ya."

You can hear his plodding boots shrink away from hearing range. Feeling like your rights were somehow alienated by a peculiar loophole, shrinking into the corner seems like the only thing you think you can do.>

-Move table to window-

-Look out window-

-Sit and mope-

-Shut up-

A few unpleasant dreams leave a bad taste in your mouth. And that's literally what you wake up with.>

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body div#devskin0 hr { }

Failure to do so results in horrible consequences.>

-What consequence-

-Stand-
-Look round-

-Look in pocket-

-Read note-

-Look on back of note-

-Scrunch note-
-Turn around-

-Throw note out-

"Real smart, bozo!" It's deep and gruff like a drill sergeant's voice as filtered through a brillo pad.>

-Call for help-

-Get phonebook-

"Nope. And don't think I pity you, little feller. I honestly don't give two rats asses what they do to ya."

You can hear his plodding boots shrink away from hearing range. Feeling like your rights were somehow alienated by a peculiar loophole, shrinking into the corner seems like the only thing you think you can do.>

-Move table to window-

-Look out window-

-Sit and mope-

-Shut up-

A few unpleasant dreams leave a bad taste in your mouth. And that's literally what you wake up with.>