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Once upon a time, there was a bitch named Larry.
Larry was an unfortunate little girl who had a male name, a twisted nose, and is unable to separate fiction from reality.

She fell in love with men whom she would never have because they were taken, or just fictional. Her first "love" was Marth from Fire Emblem. Although he looked like a faggot, Larry hadn't seen any masculine men before and assumed he was the manliest guy ever.
Every night, Larry's mom would try to tell her daughter that no sparkly ass prince would come because she looked like a goblin. This always made poor Larry cry.

On a fateful day in Spring, Larry went to her first Justin Bieber concert. She immediately thought she had a chance with him because he's so "KAWAII DESU NE!".
But a problem lurked under Larry's skin...
she had a sudden urge to shoot him.
Luckily, she had no gun at all. Instead, she hid underneath the bodyguard's ass because Larry is mentally retarded in that way.

The bodyguard picked up poor little Larry and threw her at the wall.

"Oh sorry, I thought you were a giant mosquito." This remark confirmed in Larry's mind that Justin Bieber wanted her dead because she was so fugly and batshit insane.

Larry peeled herself off the wall and said to the man, "U MURDEHRHURR!" before stomping out of the building and mowing down the more retarded fangirls along the way out.

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The news had come to everyone's door in that small neighbourhood that Larry was dead. To her mother's shock, Larry had written this, in her blood, on the wall:

"U R ALL FUKRZ! U ALL WANT ME DED. WELL I HAV 1 OF U ALREDY!"

The mother was shocked to see her little goblin-like girl lying on the floor, but she was scared shitless when she saw some boy's head impaled on Larry's yellow umbrella.

Description
Once upon a time, there was a bitch named Larry.
Larry was an unfortunate little girl who had a male name, a twisted nose, and is unable to separate fiction from reality.

She fell in love with men whom she would never have because they were taken, or just fictional. Her first "love" was Marth from Fire Emblem. Although he looked like a faggot, Larry hadn't seen any masculine men before and assumed he was the manliest guy ever.
Every night, Larry's mom would try to tell her daughter that no sparkly ass prince would come because she looked like a goblin. This always made poor Larry cry.

On a fateful day in Spring, Larry went to her first Justin Bieber concert. She immediately thought she had a chance with him because he's so "KAWAII DESU NE!".
But a problem lurked under Larry's skin...
she had a sudden urge to shoot him.
Luckily, she had no gun at all. Instead, she hid underneath the bodyguard's ass because Larry is mentally retarded in that way.

The bodyguard picked up poor little Larry and threw her at the wall.

"Oh sorry, I thought you were a giant mosquito." This remark confirmed in Larry's mind that Justin Bieber wanted her dead because she was so fugly and batshit insane.

Larry peeled herself off the wall and said to the man, "U MURDEHRHURR!" before stomping out of the building and mowing down the more retarded fangirls along the way out.

****************

The news had come to everyone's door in that small neighbourhood that Larry was dead. To her mother's shock, Larry had written this, in her blood, on the wall:

"U R ALL FUKRZ! U ALL WANT ME DED. WELL I HAV 1 OF U ALREDY!"

The mother was shocked to see her little goblin-like girl lying on the floor, but she was scared shitless when she saw some boy's head impaled on Larry's yellow umbrella.