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NorroenDyrd — I work part-time as a gargoyle in Winterhold
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Turrianus:" Oi, you! Clear off you fire breathing nuscience".
Dragon: "No! Nobody move!"
Faralda: "What do you want?"
Dragon: "I... Kinda lost my contact lens while flying over"
Faralda:"... Are you being serious?"
Dragon: "This is kinda embarrassing but, could you help me look for it? It could be stuck to the side of the building or that big statue!"
Faralda: "Haven't you heard of glasses?"
Dragon: "Are you kidding!? Who ever heard of a myopic dragon? All the others would make fun of me if they found out!"
Marence: "Ooh I know a restoration spell that could I'd your vision!"
Dragon: "No thanks, restoration is a useless school of magic"
Marence: (starts crying)" WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT!? IT'S NOT FAIR! WAAAAGGGHH!"
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I wonder what a dragon's contact lens might look like...
And you are really good at humorous comments! I like that, a lot!
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Sorry about Marences line '...that could I'd your vision', should be 'fix' your vision.
Bit long winded I know, but I hope you like it.
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"Get off my roof, You giant bat...... lizard...... thing!"
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Its true... I can say that since I ize Arch Mage now......
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Good to see that you are whipping the place back into shape!
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but the theives guild is a bit more difficult......
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I upgraded my Illusion like mad before I dared to join it. The Dunmer in the College who trains in Illusion even gave me a book as a present. Must have felt grateful for all that hard-earned dungeon loot that I invested in him.
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my gowsh! You know the Alteration Ritual quest? I got the dagger for it early and counldnt drop it...... When i could i put it somewhere...... Now i realize i need it and cant find it! My alterations only 25!
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If you are on the PC you can use the player.additem command to get it back.
Strange how you could drop it in the first place. I remember being stuck with Red Eagle's sword because it was needed for a quest.
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Red Eagle's Bane it way better....... And coupled with Dawnbreaker makes a super anti Draugr force
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Thanks for telling me! I guess I might as well head over there and do the quest.
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you can only if alteration is 100...... If not he'll keep giving you after shock quests...... Tolfdir i mean
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I know, I am far from 100.
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Red Eagle's Bane it way better....... And coupled with Dawnbreaker makes a super anti Draugr force
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Red Eagle's Bane it way better....... And coupled with Dawnbreaker makes a super anti Draugr force
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Thanks for telling me! I guess I might as well head over there and do the quest.
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Red Eagle's Bane it way better....... And coupled with Dawnbreaker makes a super anti Draugr force
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I've had like five dragons attack me there. It's getting ridiculous.
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Must want to play ball with the Eye of Magnus.
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I guess there's more competition for the Dragonborn as the Protector of Skyrim, huh? xD
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The dragon sure looks like it's gonna do some refereeing.
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Yes, dragons are that epic in Winterhold...an Ancient Dragon nicely landed in front of me like your dragon on this screenshot.
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That must have been great!
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Am I the only one who ends up having an abnormal amount of encounters with dragons in Winterhold?
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i do as well EVERY FREAKING TIME I'M THERE JUST ABOUT!
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I don't meet dragons all that often. Always take me by surprise.
This one turned up during that quest where Ancano meddles with the Eye of Magnus and the whole place goes to bits. At first I thought it was a side effect, together with the Magic Anomalies.
I guess it just came there to work as a gargoyle...
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It can soar into the air and spit fire, too.
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yeah... but dovahkin can shout at shit.
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While the dragon is at work as a gargoyle, there's no need to stir it up. Let it own its honest septim.
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*stares at the dragon, then sheates his sword, and walks away*
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Dragon: Phew, close call!
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dovahkin: I'M GONNA GET YOU NEXT TIME, YOU OVERGROWN LIZARD!!!
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We'll see about that...
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dovahkin: *walks up to the dragon and says:* FO KRAH DIIN!!!
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Whatcha do that for? Harming a poor honest gargoyle at work!
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FO KRAH DIIN!!! FO KRAH DIIN!!! FO KRAH DIIN!!! FO KRAH DIIN!!! FO KRAH DIIN!!!
I WANT YER SOUL!!!!
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Those collectors...
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Y. WONT. YOU. DIE?!?!?? <--- i believe that came from TES: oblivion.
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Yes, I don't think I heard that in Skyrim. But the Skyrim's phrases are rather catchy, too. 'You're so much easier to rob when you're dead!'
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'your going to make nice pair of boots cat/lizard'
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Sugar to the cats, fish to the lizards, and let bandits be boots.
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those are insults in shyrim? if so, then those are some wierd insults.
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Nah, I just invented it.
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