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Description Want a sure fire way to stop that pesky foetus from forming? The answer is here! It's more effective than condoms, more foolproof than control!
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FauxTurtle30 [2018-09-17 13:15:49 +0000 UTC]

LOL, I think that every time I see a birth control commercial XD

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Herowebcomics [2018-03-28 01:26:31 +0000 UTC]

...And some how people will disagree with this!

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SweatyAriadni [2016-05-12 11:35:30 +0000 UTC]

I have to disagree! Best way to not get pregnant is to have sex but use condoms. 

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Not-Think In reply to SweatyAriadni [2016-05-23 07:20:29 +0000 UTC]

Again, it's called satire.

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SweatyAriadni In reply to Not-Think [2016-05-23 08:16:15 +0000 UTC]

I know! And Again It's called  tryingtobesarcastictosomethingsatire!

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glovannas [2016-04-17 17:52:55 +0000 UTC]

best way to not get pregnant:
take birth control pills

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Not-Think In reply to glovannas [2016-04-19 03:57:51 +0000 UTC]

It's called satire =/

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Nidobunny [2015-07-12 20:46:29 +0000 UTC]

bitch are you even serious..?

even heard of spermicide??

( I later saw this was satire stuff... awkward )

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gdpr-35422878 [2015-05-13 03:36:40 +0000 UTC]

"Don't have sex, or you will get pregnant, AND YOU WILL DIE."

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ArtOfADog [2015-03-06 12:45:58 +0000 UTC]

best way to not break your arm: Don't break your arm.

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Not-Think In reply to ArtOfADog [2015-03-17 06:44:34 +0000 UTC]

Obviously the concept of satire is foreign you.

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ArtOfADog In reply to Not-Think [2015-03-17 21:12:56 +0000 UTC]

you got me! I dont understand satire! Even though replied to this image USING SATIRE. holy shit

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BokkaTHfoxrabbit [2014-12-27 10:25:07 +0000 UTC]

Well... That is not really going to stop people from doing so. What we really need in better sex education.

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Not-Think In reply to BokkaTHfoxrabbit [2014-12-29 21:12:08 +0000 UTC]

Agreed. The piece is satire though

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BokkaTHfoxrabbit In reply to Not-Think [2014-12-31 12:14:36 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

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xX-Your-Mom-Xx [2014-08-25 16:52:00 +0000 UTC]

Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up... Just don't do it, promise?

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squidpark In reply to xX-Your-Mom-Xx [2015-01-05 00:10:54 +0000 UTC]

mEAN GIRLS

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persiancat111 [2014-07-29 17:17:51 +0000 UTC]

agreed.

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an-o [2014-06-13 14:49:28 +0000 UTC]

what if someone got raped?

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lionkinq In reply to an-o [2014-08-06 19:47:53 +0000 UTC]

rape =/= sex tho
sex = consent

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Julie-Denka In reply to lionkinq [2014-10-03 21:42:16 +0000 UTC]

And consenting to sex =/= consenting to pregnancy!

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lionkinq In reply to Julie-Denka [2014-10-05 14:01:03 +0000 UTC]

true bc your partner could say theyre using birth control but they're really not.

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Sweet-Spices [2014-05-13 05:14:32 +0000 UTC]

This could not be more true!!

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tomska72 [2014-02-14 00:51:47 +0000 UTC]

Do anything else but sex. Do things like mutual masturbation, oral sex, fingering, fisting, dry humping, ect.

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an-o In reply to tomska72 [2014-06-13 14:51:06 +0000 UTC]

did you just copied it from that other comment
awkward

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tomska72 In reply to an-o [2014-06-22 07:59:41 +0000 UTC]

meh

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tabbycat1212 [2014-01-16 10:22:27 +0000 UTC]

Wish more girls in today's generation had the same sense you do. There'd be a lot less teenagers going in for abortions, because they're too young and inexperienced to care for a child.

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an-o In reply to tabbycat1212 [2014-06-13 14:49:45 +0000 UTC]

or raped- eyup

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Not-Think In reply to tabbycat1212 [2014-01-19 03:09:40 +0000 UTC]

Same, we'd have a lot less of a problem if people just thought before doing something impulsive :/

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MonocerosArts [2014-01-09 18:20:53 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! Some sense! I suggested that if people were more careful about having sex, then they wouldn't get pregnant, and you wouldn't believe some of the responses I got here: lipizzaner-kgirl.deviantart.co…

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Not-Think In reply to MonocerosArts [2014-01-19 03:08:40 +0000 UTC]

Hah, yeah.
I think that's why I ultimately stopped responding to half of these comments. You would not believe the number of people who have their head up their ass in regards to physical intimacy... unprotected sex. Seriously, it's not that hard to put on a rubber.. -shakes head sadly-

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MonocerosArts In reply to Not-Think [2014-01-19 05:33:37 +0000 UTC]

Some people are just so irresponsible. There's no other word for it. Then there's rape and the like, but that's a different story entirely. Girls or women who've endured something like that should be sheltered and protected, not teased and bullied.

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InvaderPumpkinQueen [2013-12-30 05:35:25 +0000 UTC]

Amen. -_- Don't want freakin pregnant, don't be an idiot and think we have to kill a helpless child just because you don't want to face the consequences.

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an-o In reply to InvaderPumpkinQueen [2014-06-13 14:50:20 +0000 UTC]

hows a fetus a child lol

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Hooded-Pigeon In reply to an-o [2014-11-02 20:26:24 +0000 UTC]

*cough a fetus is the young of an organism in the womb or egg, especially in the later stages of development when the body structures are in the recognizable form of its kind, in humans after the end of the second month of gestation. cough*

A fetus is an unborn CHILD. A fetus has recognizable human features. It has organ systems that perform daily life functions, much like you and I.

A 'fetus/clump of cells' isn't as worthless as you may think.

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SlugPonez In reply to Hooded-Pigeon [2014-11-15 20:08:45 +0000 UTC]

But it a clump of cells. It does not have any brain activity until 5 months. It feeds off your body's resources.
you say "but the cells held like once"
But we kill cells all the time
No one gets accused of being a murderor for exfoliating.

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Hooded-Pigeon In reply to SlugPonez [2014-11-16 01:28:01 +0000 UTC]

I don't think it's too much to ask that people use the English language correctly when they want to be taken seriously. #adoseofbuckley  
This isn't one cell. This 'fetus' is MILLIONS OF CELLS. We kill cells, but we shouldn't kill those who are special and do special things. Sperm cells fertilize the egg cell and that's how LIFE BEGINS.
Cells make up tissues.
Tissues make up organs.
Organs make up organ systems.
Organ systems make up YOU.
YOU ARE A CLUMP OF CELLS. THAT'S ALL ANYONE REALLY IS WHEN YOU BOIL DOWN TO IT.
If you call a 'clump of cells' worthless, then you are just as worthless as the baby living inside of whoever he/she inhabits.
Do your research before you handle an argument. 

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SlugPonez In reply to Hooded-Pigeon [2014-11-16 23:45:19 +0000 UTC]

Ah ha. I see you have lowered yourself to personal insults.
Insults don't make your argument credible.

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Hooded-Pigeon In reply to SlugPonez [2014-11-16 23:51:32 +0000 UTC]

Insults? I see no insults here. I'm stating facts. I'm a big clump of cells. You're a big clump of cells. Every living organism is a clump of cells. A baby is a clump of cells. A fetus is a clump of cells.
You get it? Or do I have to be even more literal?

Don't stoop to kid levels now.

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SlugPonez In reply to Hooded-Pigeon [2014-11-17 00:36:02 +0000 UTC]

No, you said that a) I am no better than the "clump of cells" a baby is
                         b) Now with your new reply, you are all like "Don't make me stoop to kid (idiot) levels" and (you get it?"
I see your point, but if you keep pushing these one, I will start as well.
Also, what if a woman gets raped? What if she is way too young? What if she is in financial poverty?
I say it would be better to abort the baby rather than have it grow up unwanted for the rest of its life.

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Hooded-Pigeon In reply to SlugPonez [2014-11-17 00:38:15 +0000 UTC]

You are no better than the baby. You are equal. Why must you yearn for the murder of innocent children is what I should ask.

It would be better to let it live rather than killing it and never giving it a chance to live. Living is a gift. Killing is not.

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SlugPonez In reply to Hooded-Pigeon [2014-11-17 04:18:59 +0000 UTC]

But what if you were unwanted and in bad condition for the rest of your life?
Also, it is not a baby, nor a child. It is a fetus. 
You've never been raped. And neither have I. 
But I would abort the baby if I were ever raped.

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Hooded-Pigeon In reply to SlugPonez [2014-11-17 04:22:32 +0000 UTC]

The fetus is alive. It has recognizable human features. A nose. Hands. A head. A chubby little body. A fetus is a child. A living one.
I would be glad to be alive, I'd tell you that much.
How would you feel if you never got to take the first step? Learn your first words? Speak for the first time?
How would you feel if you never got to love your family?
How would you feel if your mother wanted you dead?
I WOULD RATHER DIE TO GIVE LIFE than kill a life so that I may live.

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SlugPonez In reply to Hooded-Pigeon [2014-11-18 04:25:51 +0000 UTC]

Exactly. How would you feel if your mother wanted you dead for the rest of your life if you were a product of rape?
Plus, You are not pro-life. You are pro-fetus.
And I am done with your rhetorical questions.

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Hooded-Pigeon In reply to SlugPonez [2014-11-18 22:00:48 +0000 UTC]

I would ignore it and get on with what is important. I would be thankful to be alive, much unlike you ungrateful people. Thanks to you, millions of unborn babies can't experience life.
That's perfectly fine. You and the rest of your pro-murder community aren't logical arguers anyway. You don't do research. You don't know common science. Nothing.

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SlugPonez In reply to Hooded-Pigeon [2014-11-19 15:27:07 +0000 UTC]

Ah, back to the insulting I see.
Also, I am pro-need, not pro-choice.
I think that if a mother gets pregnant, she should keep the baby if she is financially stable.
But if she gets raped and gets pregnant, she CAN CHOOSE whether she wanted to keep the baby or not.
Also, stop marking my mom and my friends as pro-murder.
We are all majors in science, and we all do well.
WE have taken logic classes.
STOP THE INSULTING OR I WISH YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE ABORTED FETUSES.

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Hooded-Pigeon In reply to SlugPonez [2014-11-19 22:04:32 +0000 UTC]

Not reading. It's come to the conclusion that your mind is unchangeable. Narrow-minded. Selfish. Your logic is horrid. I will be hearing no more from you. Since I can do nothing to help you see, this conversation is over.

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SlugPonez In reply to SlugPonez [2014-11-15 20:08:55 +0000 UTC]

*life

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Aw0 In reply to InvaderPumpkinQueen [2014-01-04 05:48:29 +0000 UTC]

Amen to both the stamp and this comment.

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Cookiebear1231 [2013-11-19 08:53:33 +0000 UTC]

Guys, Notice the word BEST! He didn't say only way not to get pregnant..

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