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Published: 2013-03-19 15:47:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 2623; Favourites: 86; Downloads: 17
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I’ve seen these AC/Starbucks crossovers floating around and I am amused.Yes, Charles is one of these assholes customers who’s always asking for you and orders strange shit and makes lewd comments.
I bet Connor spits in his stupid ass orange mocha frappuccino.
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where is this starbucks located? I wanna go there!!!
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I sure hope it's in my town ahah
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cool! I'll see you there soon!
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We all know that is NOT a mocha frappuccino.
Connor probably just went to the back and pissed in that cup.
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Lol; most probably!
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How weird. I was in a Starbucks two days ago, my favourite coffee place was full, and I was wearing this AC hoodie and the guy that was serving me smiled and nodded and I got a free muffin.
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I swear the Starbucks near my house is full of assassins, when I wear my Abstergo stuff there they always give me weird looks and they always seem to make my drink wrong. I may be a Templar but I want good coffee too!
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Ahaha, TEMPLARS CAN ENJOY A NICE COFFEE TOO.
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Lol he might be way too angry to work at a starbucks xDD
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Lol, so true. He should look for a job with less...customers
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I know I'd spit in Charles' drinks if I worked there, but I'm not very sneaky so I'd most likely be fired within my first week.
Also, awesome job! I love how you made the drink and the smock standout.
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I'd put so many things in his drink.
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I wouldn't spit in his drink... No, I'd fart on the straw and stick my feet in his drink. :3
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You're pure evil. The feet in the drink was good, but just think about blended dog shit in a chocolate mocha with a hint of earthworms and fertilizer. Never see it coming and as an added bonus: you might even see him spew it outside the coffee shop.
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OH DUDE. I APPLAUD YOU. But- What about an orange drink, or something slightly tangy- and put a bit of puke in that! Plus the added bonus of course! <3
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Excellent. And those cinnamon seasonal lattes: chili powder, paprika, McCormick Caribbean jerk seasoning, and (the cherry on top) ghost pepper sauce as the syrup or caramel topping. It'll be like he just drank the Lucifer's chili con carne.
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Holy crap, that's freaking amazing. The ghost pepper especially. 
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I love it!!!! Yes I'm sure Charles is going to this Starbuck only in order to bore Connor ^^
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Hhaa I have seen these crossovers too and I just don't know why I like them so much. XD
Great job, I really like the way you used just a little bit of color in this! ^_^ And face is awesome!
"Orders strange shit.."
Oh damn. XDD
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