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If you don't know what this is referencing, it's a reference to the fourth episode of Jurassic Fight Club (that ridiculous dinosaur "documentary" made for awesomebros), Bloodiest Battle. This video here kinda sums up what happens (youtu.be/a4BRPBgXYO8 ). Also the "Think, Mark" meme was getting popular and I thought I'd make a version with paleontology stuff.

It's quite a well-known fact that Jurassic Fight Club is quite a poor documentary, with a bunch of inaccurate dinosaurs that behave nothing like real animals do and some that just kill for the sake of killing and also defy physics like with the Albertosaurus that is somehow able to launch a horribly-inaccurate Pachyrhinosaurus into the air, and then have ragdoll physics apply on everything that dies. But quite much the most ridiculous thing I have seen in this show is the decisions made by the Allosaurus in Bloodiest Battle. Other than how the three idiots just can't seem to figure out they could simply kill the Stegosaurus stuck in the mud by biting the head and neck and instead goof around which leads to one being killed, there is also what the two surviving ones did when the Camarasaurus herd arrived. There were already the carcasses if a Ceratosaurus, Stegosaurus and their own retarded pack mate lying around that they could eat but NO these morons just had to go risk their lives to bring down a massive sauropod that could fight back real hard and kill them, which it did. That's probably the stupidest fucking thing I've seen any dinosaur in a documentary do. And let's not even get started on the Allo that saw the sauropod was rearing up to crush it and still ran right under its feet to get killed because it "wasn't in top predator mode", whatever the hell that's supposed to mean, George Blasing. It really was just suicidal.

The background is a screenshot from that JFC episode and yes I am aware that the slightly anthropomorphic Camarasaurus is quite cursed.

Now that I think of it, every Allosaurus-related thing I have posted so far is a meme or shitpost. Why haven't I drawn it seriously yet?

Description
If you don't know what this is referencing, it's a reference to the fourth episode of Jurassic Fight Club (that ridiculous dinosaur "documentary" made for awesomebros), Bloodiest Battle. This video here kinda sums up what happens (youtu.be/a4BRPBgXYO8 ). Also the "Think, Mark" meme was getting popular and I thought I'd make a version with paleontology stuff.

It's quite a well-known fact that Jurassic Fight Club is quite a poor documentary, with a bunch of inaccurate dinosaurs that behave nothing like real animals do and some that just kill for the sake of killing and also defy physics like with the Albertosaurus that is somehow able to launch a horribly-inaccurate Pachyrhinosaurus into the air, and then have ragdoll physics apply on everything that dies. But quite much the most ridiculous thing I have seen in this show is the decisions made by the Allosaurus in Bloodiest Battle. Other than how the three idiots just can't seem to figure out they could simply kill the Stegosaurus stuck in the mud by biting the head and neck and instead goof around which leads to one being killed, there is also what the two surviving ones did when the Camarasaurus herd arrived. There were already the carcasses if a Ceratosaurus, Stegosaurus and their own retarded pack mate lying around that they could eat but NO these morons just had to go risk their lives to bring down a massive sauropod that could fight back real hard and kill them, which it did. That's probably the stupidest fucking thing I've seen any dinosaur in a documentary do. And let's not even get started on the Allo that saw the sauropod was rearing up to crush it and still ran right under its feet to get killed because it "wasn't in top predator mode", whatever the hell that's supposed to mean, George Blasing. It really was just suicidal.

The background is a screenshot from that JFC episode and yes I am aware that the slightly anthropomorphic Camarasaurus is quite cursed.

Now that I think of it, every Allosaurus-related thing I have posted so far is a meme or shitpost. Why haven't I drawn it seriously yet?