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One-Armed-Dragon — Trauma Team in 6 Nutshells
Published: 2010-04-29 01:55:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 14572; Favourites: 302; Downloads: 960
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The full title actually has "Gameplay" in it, but there are character limits so I couldn't type that in.While it's true that Trauma Team hasn't even been released yet and so I really have no right to post this comic about it, I just couldn't resist exaggerating the mechanics.
Normally I would tell you guys about the joke, but I don't want to. All I am willing to say is that the person in endoscopy fell flat on his face from overbalancing and forensics reminds me of Detective Conan....kinda.
Cosplay guy ftw!
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I meant orthopedics -_- I hated endoscopy though.
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Anyone who has played prior Trauma Games (like me) can normally get a high rank on Resident Surgery pretty easily. The others... totally true
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I know. lol I had played both Second Opinion and New Blood before I got Trauma Team. It was super easy for me.
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This is funny because it's truuuuueee XD
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Bahaha! Endoscopy was just like your picture because I just can't do it!
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I swear I was THIS close so many times to doing falling over.
They need a faceplant icon on dA.
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Lol, I did fall off the couch. I sat there for a full five minutes, wondering if it was worth it to get up.
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Hahahaha this is fucking awesome XD But surgery is too easy in trauma team, since there's no timer like trauma center and there's not like " GUILT EXPLOSION EVERYWHERE DUH PATIENT LIFE WENT 99 to 0 in 0 second "
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I suppose, but OH GOD SPECIALIST.
Plus sometimes my motion bar goes wonky and makes me keep dropping the stupid glass shards, making me go like ARGGHHHHHH.
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Bwahaha, that's so true. Especially diagnosis and FR. Impressive considering this was made before you actually played it.
(...Is it lame I know what EPISODE of Detective Conan you're referring to in the forensics one? 
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Ah, the memories of staring and cursing at my TV...
(a bit, but I approve of your fangirl/boy-ness)
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I think I actually got less frustrated with Trauma Team than with Under the Knife, though. 
(Well, the introduction episode for Heiji IS one of my favorites. )
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i don think its that hard. but yeah it is kinda tough
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Say that to first response and to an extent orthopedics.
Also forensics.
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why? i love forensics!
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Say that to the one-and-more hour missions.
But I'm not saying it's bad! I love forensics too~
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i have a challenge 4 jack thompson out there (the guy who thinks games r ebil.) trauma team inspired me 2 become a doctor, THATS RIGHT JACK-SON OF A BITCH-THOMPSON!!!!!
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That is extremly accurate to what I do with diagnosis. Surgery is my favorite and I always get S rank,and its really easy. But, I really hate forenscics it scares the crap out of me!!!I have to play it under a blanket with my dog!!!!!!
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ESPECIALLY the second and third ones. -shudders-
except actually solving the cases makes the scare-fest all wrothwhile
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XD You've hit the nail right on the head with this one. Especially with the amount of cursing when the game kindly provides you with more patients in First Response. I'm not sure if I spent more time swearing, or pleading "Please let this be the last one, please let this be the last one..."
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XD You've hit the nail right on the head with this one. Especially with the amount of cursing when the game kindly provides you with more patients in First Response. I'm not sure if I spent more time swearing, or pleading "Please let this be the last one, please let this be the last one..."
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You should have seen me in the last First Response mission. I seriously said "FINISHED BITCH" when I was done.
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I'm impressed that you nailed it so well without even playing it! Let me tell you that you're not so far off D:
"SHITSHITSHITMOREPATIENTSFUCKSHITMOREPATIENTS" is sadly and hilariously accurate.
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Oh, I've played it now. But back then the game wasn't even released, so yay I got it surprising right!
Actually, it's SH*TSH*TSH*TMOREPATIENTSF***SH*TMOREPATIENTS.
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Maybe that was how YOU said it! Lol
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*If I had Trauma Team for my Wii.....*
*After I lose in one of the 6 procedures*
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*Doing endoscopy* *Operation Failed*
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those were my reactions to all but surgery.
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But when the game keeps on dropping the glass shards though you swear you placed it on the freaking tray, then...
ARGHH!
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oh ya that got annoying but surgery in trauma team is better than all the rest
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Rofl I swear I yelled at my TV every time in First Response.
Especially when they had like... three fractured bones you had to reshape..
I think I killed like...two or three patients by bending them the wrong way? Oops?
"FUCK SHIT MORE PATIENTS? NOOOOO!"
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That just got me thinking about what Maria's first day as a paramedic would be like.
"IHATETHISJOBSOMUCHBUTWHYDOILOVEITSOMUCH?"
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lol I've played it and I DO feel that way about some of the missions *cough* orthapedicsishard*cough*soisforensics*cough* OMG we must record these symtoms!!
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... I have to admit... during Diagnosis, in Joshua's and the army guy's cases, I actually went up to my TV screen with a piece of paper to get a better look at each sides of their image scans.
Yeah... xD
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Hey, whatever works right? (They should really make diagnosis spot-the-difference easier. I had to resort to GameFAQs a few times. Geez.)
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Exactly. It actually felt kinda epic, cause I was like SUPER into it.
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Ah, Trauma Team 
Anyways b4 i read ur memo i was like: that forensics thing looks kinda familiar..
Yea I finished the 1st endoscopy mission with my brother and it took FOREVER b/c the thing kept switching and the controls are fri**ing annoying I mean, c to open the tools AND close them! Whats also bad is the nunchuk to move the tools instead of wiimote
something else: Detective Conan inspired me 2 be a detective but i suck at phys ed so yeah. I still can't decide to be a forensic scientist or a surgeon LOL
1 more thing: My strengths are surgery diagnosis and forensics. diagnosis is like spot the difference really and forensics is easy if you read too many mystery books -- like shinichi for example!!
I'm sry i talk a lot.
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Well, I use Photoshop and a tablet for all of my picutres. But you could always go with Paint. And yes, it's actually possible to make decent-looking pictures with the curve tools and paint bucket.
Luckily I don't do multiplayer because there's no one to ever play with...*sigh* They should change that multiplayer mode, huh?
I would go with forensics, mostly because I can't stand poking at moving, twitching organs...ugh.
But god, is forensics LONG! Of course, that can be a good thing sometimes.
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LOL xD I just got Trauma Team earlier today (CR <3) so I've only just got through orthopedics, but LOL they fit! Especially FR xD
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Really? Well, good luck! (Especially with forensics and the late game operations. Sometimes I don't even know how I got past them.)
You have to admit that's part of the reason FR's so much fun though (at least in my opinion).
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yup, definitely
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