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OnionKnight — Key to Immortality
Published: 2005-05-12 08:32:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 1889; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 173
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"It is a well know fact that the lungs and possibly the liver of certain cultural anthropologist (who shall go unnamed) have curative powers. It is in the opinion of this humble writer, howerver, that the aforementioned viscera do not hold such attributes but infact the key to immortality. Thusly, it should be considered a boon to our exports if we should find such cultural anthropologists and alert the our esteemed eastern brothers, whom we know to be great connoisseurs of crazy shit like bug lungs and stuff." -sLEEPDEP (taken from her book 'Exploiting Your Friends for Fun and Profit: A step buy step guide to finacial freedom and moral depravity')A pic done for ,.... she was so nice and made me such a wonderful uplifting picture,.... and this is how I repay her. by selling out Omni to the Heathen Chinee. THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE NOW!!!!!
Sprouted from many conversations about selling organs for money to buy grocceries. We often resort to these sorts of conversations,........ mmm,.......... I wish I had food.
So I was sitting in class while I was drawing this and the girl one row up looks over and says 'look at all those little Asians' then she takes my sketchbook and shows it to her Vietemese freind sittin beside her and says to her 'look, its you'...... and the story gets worse from there.... but I cant look at this pic without thinking about that. LOL!!!
Let it be known,.... OnionKnight is not good at cell shading,.... I don't know what possesed me to try.
BUt any way, Thank you sLEEPDEP for being so nice to me and putting up with a week of Onion angst and deppression,... you are the best friend ever. You are the best thing that ever happened to my self esteem.
..... but Omni still has to die,..... sorry for the inconvienience.
the soon to be late Omni Momero (c)
Heathen Chinese Pugs serching for the the key to immortality (c)
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I know this is way back in your gallery and you probably don't want comments but I had to note the... unintentional reference to the tiny Chinese in Kurt Vonnegut's "Slapstick."
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*I totally lost this comment XD*
curse those little azians
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Oh? Weird. 8D
(I didn't remember I had commented on this. I do remember browsing through Search with the keyword "Omni")
But they're kinda cute in their own twisted way.
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Wow!! Nice lighting and those little characters are bad ass! Bravo!!
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that is the heathen pugs for yah, they are all sorts of scary.
(somtimes I wonder if sLEEP gets tired of the mean spirited stuff I draw for her)
I am glad someone likes the lighting,... I sure and not very good at cell shading
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Oh god I marvel and how beautifully you can draw so many arms on one body Eeeeeeep! Details + expressions + everything = AMAZING PICTURE
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ha ha ha,.... if you look close, I didn't draw any arms, just hands, that the secret ^_^
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Samari Pugs! XD Now that is officially the most awesome thing I've ever seen! XD Hmm, well, since you know have Samari's, and puzzle dog knife throwing girls, I belive it would be the best thing (considering you are part of the Mafia) To make you head of Yakuza! XD (the Japanese mafia) 
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head of the Yakuza!!! awsome I get to be the one with the axe!!!
alright man, I will get my troops all coordinated and we are gonna look good when we dance in and start busting stuff up *has watched to many movies*
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I don't know what it is about him, but I just find Omni so insatiably adorable and sexy. I think it's those gloves.
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Omni: "*grins at you with those scary gapped teeth* thank you m'dear. i am glad that SOMEONE has their head on straight here"
^_^
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Oh, but you're very welcome! *tries to shake all those hands*
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adorable and sexy?,... there is somthing wrong with your eyes!!!
LOL!!!
I think I guy with 12 arms would be a little scary myself.
but man, I bet if I had 12 arms I could finally juggle.... and if I couldn't then I would be a laughing stock
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Uh-oh... That conversation sounds familiar! Have you had the one about sadistic ways to torture terrorists?
This is another fantastic pic! You are making me sick with jealousy! 
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I don't believe in torturing terrorist
*hidding weapon of mass destruction under bed*
they are people to you know,.....LOL
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LOL!!!
yeah man, I'll show that monkey man to cut down trees and drill for oil!!!!!
rahhh!!!!!
besides, he can't get to my bedroom, it is guarded by pugs
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i bite people who try to take my sketchbook...or just growl at them if its someone i can stand...
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LOL
yeah, I was just to worried they thought I had somthing against Asians
tee hee, do you ever get in trouble for that?
I should try biting next time
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"FUCKDAMN WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO FIX THAT VENT?!?! *hollering into phone* i need some HELP in here NOW!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAa....dude....seriously scary heathen chinee pugs....this looks even better when it's on DA for everyone to look at...*laughs* and i think the shading looks rather dashing...Omni doesn't really lend himself well to rather dashing anything, but you get the point.
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* you know what? i think he looks better mortally afraid for his life...not so smug and self absorbed.
"i hate poor people most of all!"
thank you so so so much man....we are gonna kick all those other graduating monkey's asses ^_^
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kweee!!!
"oh Omni, you are makin' it all up,... there is nothing wrong with the vent and you know it"
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"*hiding under the desk, paperweight at the ready, preparing for battle* BULLSHIT. i'll believe you when i don't see any more little sandpan hats."
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LOL!!!
yeah those pugs look alot like monkeys, tee hee
they are scary, they wanna steal organs,.... can't get much scaryer than that
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The coloring looks awesome if you ask me. Poor Omni. I'm gonna kinda miss that bug. I know Whitaker will.
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tee hee
pugs are fun, I have one named Boudin (she is sort of a pug, she was stunted so she is really tiny)
its ok man, Omni deserves anything he gets ^_^
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XP Hehe. Pugs. I love pugs. I'm gonna get a black one after college. ^^
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black pugs are cute, they look like little cannon balls
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Heehee! I never thought of that! XD
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WOW! LOVE THE BLUE GUYS EARS! (*Turns cap-lock off*) His ears look like crab claws!
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I prefer the word bug antlers
you know, like those herculese beetles
his ears are actually alot lower
^_^ kweeee
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Ok....Ok...I think that they totally still look like crab pinchers. lol. Anyway. It's cute!
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I could just picture Omni saying "Oh, crap! Not again!" XD
LOL I love the look on his face~ great job
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ha ha ha, yeah, I am sure this sort of thing happens to him all the time,... and if not it should.
tee hee, thanks man, mabey one day I will get as awsome as you at cell shading
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Oh... my... god...
You've made my day. That's all I can say. You are a modern marvel. Do you do NOTHING not excellent????
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WOW!!!
LOL!!! thanks man
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lol! lookit all teh azianzens! 
i dunno, the celshading doesnt look that bad to me! it looks pretty good!
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"don't feel to bad, the bastard deserves it"
LOL!!!!
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