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Patches67 — Bake Jesus Day

Published: 2010-07-03 04:03:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 3489; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 30
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Description I'm trying to cram as much blasphemy as I can into six panels.
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ChuiKamashi [2012-02-14 10:02:47 +0000 UTC]

Why did I read Jesus' words in the voice of that hippy guy from That 70s Show? O.o

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Microstar245 [2011-05-04 21:58:15 +0000 UTC]

Blasphemy is AWESOME.

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scar-tattoo [2010-10-04 05:16:03 +0000 UTC]

That's my favourite piece of comedic artwork of any medium I've seen in a long while. I take my hat off to you sir.

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LoveoftheCross [2010-10-04 03:25:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm a Christian, and I gotta say, I thought this was extremely awesome. Totally made my day.

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killacroc-4thefandom [2010-07-10 03:03:40 +0000 UTC]

Jesus reminds me of me on a good day (wink wink, nudge nudge)

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Patches67 In reply to killacroc-4thefandom [2010-07-10 04:07:22 +0000 UTC]

On a good day you get chased around with a garden hose because your were getting high in some poor bugger's yard?

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killacroc-4thefandom In reply to Patches67 [2010-07-11 01:08:57 +0000 UTC]

well, i guess how high he is would be me on a good day. everythin else described would be a normal day for me and my neighbors

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kheperbleu [2010-07-06 02:34:04 +0000 UTC]

this is full of awesomeness. 'bake' jesus day. nicely done!!

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SinCityOrkArts [2010-07-04 00:54:28 +0000 UTC]

Where's the Buddha then? And why didn't the Flying Spaghetti Monster appear? You want to blaspheme properly, then do it all!

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Patches67 In reply to SinCityOrkArts [2010-07-04 05:15:39 +0000 UTC]

We've run into a technical issue here. I don't know if it's possible to commit blasphemy with Buddha, and the only way I know of to commit blasphemy with the Flying Spaghetti Monster is to eat spaghetti (and I've already run with cookies, so) there was no way I could think of to work them in.

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Flyinglilypad [2010-07-03 18:46:35 +0000 UTC]

awesome *O* Jesus looks cute sprinting around :3

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Zerozero204 [2010-07-03 18:16:30 +0000 UTC]

As a atheist/Roman-Catholic, I find this funny. Getting the Naz stoned will just result in him fishing for a few days.

At least this didn't involve a cookie cutter and an easy-bake oven...

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Patches67 In reply to Zerozero204 [2010-07-03 18:23:50 +0000 UTC]

Actually I read an article in High Times that claimed Jesus likely got high all the time.

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Zerozero204 In reply to Patches67 [2010-07-03 21:57:10 +0000 UTC]

Between "plants=food", "sewers are for fairies", and "meat only needs to be salted" everybody was trippin' balls on food poisoning. BEFORE the introduction of opium.

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Razzek [2010-07-03 17:14:40 +0000 UTC]

Bahahaha! XD This actually made me laugh pretty hard.

As a semi-devout Christian, I support this comic.

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Bhiggo [2010-07-03 16:10:54 +0000 UTC]

I'm a Christian (formerly of the Right Wing variety) and I can't lie to you...

I giggled inside!

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OtteroftheEraser [2010-07-03 14:58:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh good lord. XD

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Silver-Amphiptere [2010-07-03 12:19:13 +0000 UTC]

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The-Humble-Jester [2010-07-03 06:59:03 +0000 UTC]

That's just spectacular. Don't take this the wrong way, but I think I might love you.

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