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Description Ugh, don't get me started on Mpreg.

I think John cleese said it best: "Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?"



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Comments: 371

ArcticCryptid In reply to ??? [2011-02-04 18:21:26 +0000 UTC]

I wonder how many other yaoi fans hate MPreg. I can't be the only one around. Mpreg breaks my brains. Every time I run into such fanfiction, I spend hours (possibly days) on wondering "Eeew... how is the baby going to come out. Oh God, I don't want to know," before remembering "Oh yeah, it's anatomically impossible for a male to bear children anyways." Some fanfictions don't even warn me of the MPreg to come. That's how I run into them.

Pregnancy itself scares me. A pregnant boy... scares me and breaks my brains.

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paxtofettel In reply to ArcticCryptid [2011-02-04 19:10:27 +0000 UTC]

Trust me, you aren't the only one

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smiggledeedee In reply to ??? [2011-01-27 05:33:42 +0000 UTC]

1) Huge breasted pink haired Neko girls are not "physically possible", or pretty much anything in a lot of fandoms. But it's written about regardless. Hell most of what we see on tv and in the movies, books and so fourth aren't possible. (save for non-fiction of course) I have yet to meet a "Spock" or a "Spongebob" in real life. Why do cosplayser cosplay? It's not possible for them to ever truly be any of the characters they portray. It's all fantasy.

I think when it comes to fandom, it's open season and anything goes. You just simply avoid things you dislike, and enjoy the things you do.

2) "fanfiction needs logic"
perhaps
yet theres not enough logic to make tentacle rape any less disgusting, or "respectable" to females. (and some males) but it's more popular than mpreg. Comparing the two...mpreg is pretty tame. There ARE worse things out there *coff*guro*coff*

But on the topic of mpreg....I don't get the mathematics of it myself, so I absolutely agree with you guys on that point. But since it's just fiction, theres no actual harm done to anyone.

I'm also glad to see we can all agree to disagree without anyone being disrespectful to each other.

So thanks for the chance to toss in my two penniez.

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LadyClassical In reply to smiggledeedee [2020-04-23 18:03:35 +0000 UTC]

I totally agree. This is why the β€œit’s impossible” argument doesn’t work. I’m guessing most of the things we write about are not possible.

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paxtofettel In reply to smiggledeedee [2011-01-27 19:09:30 +0000 UTC]

Hey, no problem, everybody has the right to speak their mind

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BlackVampyreDeath In reply to ??? [2011-01-22 20:22:45 +0000 UTC]

I agree. Mpreg is pretty messed up.

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Shota-Lover-Girl In reply to ??? [2011-01-18 15:41:33 +0000 UTC]

You call this anti YAOI?! Isanagi was a boy and Isanami was a girl, but Isanagi birthed Isanami's kids, Susano and Amaterasu! And Denkomaru!

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paxtofettel In reply to Shota-Lover-Girl [2011-01-18 19:19:26 +0000 UTC]

Well you know what, I don't follow Shinto

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Shota-Lover-Girl In reply to paxtofettel [2011-01-18 21:42:27 +0000 UTC]

Even if you don't, M-Preg doesn't NEED to be yaoi.

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towson In reply to Shota-Lover-Girl [2011-01-20 18:11:50 +0000 UTC]

As the topic of M-preg does occur frequently in yaoi, it is correctly located.

People are entitled to not like something without having to face your butthurt opinion.

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paxtofettel In reply to Shota-Lover-Girl [2011-01-18 21:48:45 +0000 UTC]

M-PREG: Male-Pregnancy

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Shota-Lover-Girl In reply to paxtofettel [2011-01-18 21:52:38 +0000 UTC]

I know that. A woman can get a man pregnant in fiction. Male seahorses have female seahorse's babies.

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paxtofettel In reply to Shota-Lover-Girl [2011-01-18 22:23:04 +0000 UTC]

Male Seahorses don't actually get pregnant, they just carry the eggs in a pounch, like a kangaroo.

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Shota-Lover-Girl In reply to paxtofettel [2011-01-19 07:32:01 +0000 UTC]

So? It could be entirely het MPreg - Like Fairly Odd Parents.

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paxtofettel In reply to Shota-Lover-Girl [2011-01-19 20:08:38 +0000 UTC]

Can we just end this conversation by saying that while I hate Mpreg, I have absolutely no problems with you liking it?

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RoboKitty In reply to ??? [2011-01-16 00:21:11 +0000 UTC]

Here's a fun fact: small hips are evolutionarily advantageous for bipeds, yet female humans have large hips. If a male tried to pass an object the size of a fetus between his legs, his pelvis would shatter!!

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paxtofettel In reply to RoboKitty [2011-01-16 00:39:49 +0000 UTC]

eeesh, that sounds painful

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zwinky123 In reply to ??? [2011-01-15 15:35:01 +0000 UTC]

I just don't get it if you no like then whythe hell watch?
and let's not forget it's called fanFICTION
let's spell it
F-A-N-F-I-C-T-I-O-N
fiction=not real derp

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paxtofettel In reply to zwinky123 [2011-01-15 16:28:39 +0000 UTC]

But hey if you like, not much I can do about it.

As Voltaire once said: "I may not respect your opinion, but I will defend with my life your right to express it."

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zwinky123 In reply to paxtofettel [2011-01-17 01:48:44 +0000 UTC]

i have to agree onthat everyone has their own opinion but i'm going tohave to ask how did you find Mpreg when the only logical way is to searh something related to it?

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paxtofettel In reply to zwinky123 [2011-01-17 01:52:41 +0000 UTC]

oooohh, its everywhere.

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zwinky123 In reply to paxtofettel [2011-01-17 02:06:00 +0000 UTC]

i see well the same thing goes for me when i type fair tail there is ALWAYS nudie/hentai pics well i wish we could be friends but we'll probably argue alot

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paxtofettel In reply to zwinky123 [2011-01-17 02:19:55 +0000 UTC]

well, who says we can't.

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zwinky123 In reply to paxtofettel [2011-01-17 02:26:28 +0000 UTC]

well then want to

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paxtofettel In reply to zwinky123 [2011-01-15 16:13:33 +0000 UTC]

its still gross. Even fanfiction needs a tiny bit of logic.

I say again: Where is the fetus going to gestate?

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zwinky123 In reply to paxtofettel [2011-01-17 01:50:31 +0000 UTC]

don't know i'm 12 i'm going to ask my dad about that since he's homosexual he has to know something

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paxtofettel In reply to zwinky123 [2011-01-17 01:52:13 +0000 UTC]

See, men dond't have a uterus, which is where the baby develops.

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zwinky123 In reply to paxtofettel [2011-01-17 02:05:00 +0000 UTC]

i see well the same thing goes for me when i type fair tail there is ALWAYS nudie/hentai pics well i wish we could be friends but we'll probably argue alot

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zwinky123 In reply to zwinky123 [2011-01-17 02:05:38 +0000 UTC]

sorry wrong person

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VikingObsessed284 In reply to ??? [2011-01-15 12:02:40 +0000 UTC]

Well, since everyone's entitled to their opinions, I suppose I may express mine without complaint, hmm?

I am a fingirl. I am a fangirl who likes yaoi. And, yes, I am a fangirl who likes mpreg. Have since I was around ten. And, the reasons I like mpreg is that...well, there really isn't a reason. I just do. Why? The same reason any other person reads or looks at something interesting. It's interesting.

And, to those who say 'it's not physically possible', look at Bleach. Look at Naruto. Look at the Harry Potter series. Look at Fullmetal Alchemist. The things they do aren't physically possible, and from what I've read, are the most popular mpreg victims. That's actually one of the fun parts about mpreg, figuring out how it all works.

And, I'll admit, some situations are quite a bit too outrageous, and, alas, completely impossible. Take the A-Team, for example. No matter how much I wish it, there will never be a big, waddly Murdock flying a plane and eating peanut butter pickles *le sigh*. But, I have found sometimes, there's even a loophole around that. The magic word, my friends, is Hermaphrodite. I'm still dabbling with it. And remember, it's fiction! The word 'ficion' for a writter is like this nice, big red button that says 'go ahead, break the rules, logic doesn't have to exist if you don't want it too in this story!' I mean, come on! Alien biology, which is barely touched upon except for Pon Farr!? Spock's just askin' for little Kirklettes in his belly, if you ask me.

But, like everyone else here, I'm entitled to my opinions. If you don't think the same thing as me, that's your issue, not mine. I was just getting a tad bit tired of the thought range you were keeping yourselves at. Really, (to quote Trelawney) broaden your minds! There's all kinds of possibilities in any situation if you just look for them.

Oh, and it's a wonderful picture (made all the more funny because I actually like mpreg). Made me smile. It's my new background on my computer XD

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LadyClassical In reply to VikingObsessed284 [2020-04-23 18:07:01 +0000 UTC]

Don’t forget Transformers. There is a LOT of Mpreg in Transformers, because of three reasons: one, the cast is mostly male, two, they’re robots and nobody can agree on how their biology works, and three, Starscream is a total bottom bitch.

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zwinky123 In reply to VikingObsessed284 [2011-01-17 02:29:54 +0000 UTC]

very well put

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VikingObsessed284 In reply to zwinky123 [2011-01-18 06:37:29 +0000 UTC]

Why thank you! If everyone else is saying their minds, I thought I should put in my two cents as well. Gotta put up a good argument for my fellow mpreg lovers, after all ^-^

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zwinky123 In reply to VikingObsessed284 [2011-01-19 03:22:37 +0000 UTC]

your welcome

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VikingObsessed284 In reply to zwinky123 [2011-01-19 05:47:25 +0000 UTC]

^__^

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zwinky123 In reply to VikingObsessed284 [2011-01-20 10:40:16 +0000 UTC]

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VikingObsessed284 In reply to zwinky123 [2011-03-11 02:41:18 +0000 UTC]

XD Yay, hug! *Hugs back*

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Sapphire247 In reply to ??? [2011-01-07 04:50:54 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. someone else agree with me! I can't stand people write mpreg, it disturbing and make me think how a baby is going to come out of a man!

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sonadow-loves In reply to ??? [2010-12-03 06:35:28 +0000 UTC]

ahahaha lol I only like this when is fandom, The fandom never will be logic sometimes because Its not true and It never will be XDDu
But I really get disgusted when someone said that It happens in real life... thats not logic.
ahaha I laugh with this, XD the first time that I saw a mpreg I was like and latter... It started to get into me XDDu Weird, so well, everybody has his crazy moments, have a nice day darling XDDD

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paxtofettel In reply to sonadow-loves [2010-12-03 19:33:55 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, you too

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Hybrid-Dragoness In reply to ??? [2010-11-27 11:42:00 +0000 UTC]

Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhh agreed....

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Kuranue In reply to ??? [2010-11-22 16:02:41 +0000 UTC]

What amazes me is how many people seem to forget what the word fan 'Fiction' means.

oh and BTW what has been seen cannot be UNSEEN lol.

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paxtofettel In reply to Kuranue [2010-11-27 22:59:01 +0000 UTC]

C'mon, its a joke. Just laugh.

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Kuranue In reply to paxtofettel [2010-11-29 10:12:46 +0000 UTC]

if i must lol

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paxtofettel In reply to Kuranue [2010-11-29 19:32:43 +0000 UTC]

There we go, laughter is the best medicine.

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Kuranue In reply to paxtofettel [2010-11-30 08:08:51 +0000 UTC]

lol

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MarukaiteChikyuu577 In reply to Kuranue [2010-11-25 19:34:08 +0000 UTC]

I know right? Im a big yaoi fangirl, and I hate it when people like this make stuff like this not being logical, and putting this in a group for 'logic', without even thinking how this stuff is fanfiction.

I make fanfiction stories all the time for yaoi couples that aren't offical. I wonder if this guy is ever gonna rant on Sweden and Finland from Hetalia.

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TyFell In reply to MarukaiteChikyuu577 [2010-12-13 23:41:21 +0000 UTC]

like when people complain by saying things like, "if Sasuke and Naruto had kids,they would have to look like Sasuke!no Naruto features!it's logical!" as seen here, [link]

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Kuranue In reply to MarukaiteChikyuu577 [2010-11-26 11:06:05 +0000 UTC]

people complaining about something imaginary is kinda foolish isn't it? but they still do it. it's like they got looking for it just so they can complain. do they have noting better to do?

take this scenario for instance you right slash for say hetalia. you put both the tag Slash and A.U. on it and you warn them that if they don't like stuff like that they aren't going to want to read or look at it. but they still do like bleeding idiots and then they have to audacity to complain about it. i mean what's the bloody point.

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MarukaiteChikyuu577 In reply to Kuranue [2010-11-26 12:06:15 +0000 UTC]

It is foolish, thats why i'm sick of them. Every one fan fiction yaoi couple they freak out, I bet if there was a straight couple that was impossible for it to happen, yet fans shipped it, I bet they would be fine.

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