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I was alive once.I remember it fondly.
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
;o; im a scared person, im sorry to post this here and it can be deleted
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Ah, a fresh victim. This pleases me.
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Really? *reads*... HERK!..GaAAah!! 
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But they said you were dead? You must be DOUBLE DEAD!
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o.0 oh noes!! double dead?! does that mean i'm... i'm alive again?!
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Well that would just be silly now wouldn't it?
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...is what they all want us to think...
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Hmm yeah, I don't believe this sign, it is complete and utter cra-
*Dies*
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Another victim claimed.
Excellent.
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Is it normal to want to eat brains after reading it?
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Very normal. Other symptoms include: shuffling, moaning, appearing in far too many horror movies and an irrational fear of shotguns.
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Okay, good, just wondering.
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Now, I know I'm writing in English, but what if I didn't know one of the words? Or, what if I don't understand the 2nd to last word? Then I'm not so sure the sign will cause whatever it causes... Kinda like Bugs Bunny not understanding the concept of the G-word.
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Fair point.
But if you do understand it, which I can only assume you do from your excellent grasp of the English language, then your point is purely hypothetical. You read the sign and are dead, just like the rest of us.
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Oh dear, the Bugs Bunny excuse won't work then... No wonder I feel different. Still a funny sign.
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Embrace it, being dead has many advantages.
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True, so I shall now go haunt people
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Did you read the sign? If not, see above for a conveniently legible sign.
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I chuckled inside, but I just, *just* started feeling like crap so my first thought was how I wished this sign did cause instant death by being read...
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Denial won't solve anything. You read the sign, you are dead. We must all accept our punishment for unthinkably reading a lethal sign without prior knowledge of it's context.
Now go forth and enjoy being dead.
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Lol I suppose you do have a point. I just assumed being dead would be a little...different...But I suppose I could learn to enjoy this death of mine...
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Hmmm, I wonder what this says? *reads sign* OH MY GO-- *dies*
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There seems to be a fair amount of bodies piling up around this sign already.
Good... good.
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Oh my god, you read it?
WHAT HAVE I DONE!
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