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Description JB (for Jelly Bean). 12 years. About 10kg (22 pounds). Female ♀

Alternate title 1: "Hot Air Balloon at this year's Christmas Parade" ... inspired by

Alternate title 2: "Let me give you a B-I-G hug!" ... contributed by

Alternate title 3: "No, no, NO ... that's NOT a toilet-roll!!" ... inspired by

Alternate title 4: "I Love You Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis Much." ... contributed by


In answer to 's question "What is she doing?" --- "... the title was inspired by my little niece's expression during meditation classes. The little girl liked to do as the adults did, and would get involved in the classes. She would scrunge her face in concentration, much like the way JB is doing here. And the way JB is holding out her arms and her right leg in this pic, I thought she looked like she was trying to meditate and levitate!

"... but the truth is, she was actually doing a stretch (in the middle of her sleep), and this shot was taken at the very end of that very full stretch!"


thought JB might be with little kittehs because of her size, and I told him ---
" ... ahhh ... no, no, that ain't possible ... JB's spayed ... no little helium ballloons levitating all over the place ... omg, can you just imagine that vision?!! "


JB loves sleeping on the bed. So when she became the blimp, we had a wooden ramp built for her to access her fave spot on the bed. On weekends, when the sheets are changed, the ramp is moved away from the edge of the bed so that she won't be able to get onto the bed and be in the way. Some weeks after the introduction of the ramp, we found her on the bed on sheet-change-day. We questioned her on this apparent teleportation, but she wasn't telling.

One day, she was caught in the act. She sat on her haunches, staring intently at the bed for a long time ... calculating distance, weight, and force required for lift-off.
The blimp is no wimp.Β She's fat but strong, and if I'm on a swivel-chair when she bunts, I actually do swivel some! ... nobody bunts like JB bunts!
When her weight starting going up quickly a couple of years ago, we thought she was greedy and eating up other cats' share of food. So we separated her from the others to better control her food intake - we put her on a special diet for obese cats, and the quantities were carefully calculated and measured out. Still the weight climbed up.

We brought her in to the vet to test for hypo-thyroid - results were negative. Because of her weight and her age, the vet was concerned about diabetes and the condition of her liver and kidneys - but blood tests results all came back normal. In fact, her readings were better than most cats her age! The vet suspects it is a hormonal problem, but there's nothing that can be done. So all we can do is continue to control her diet, and pray that her heart and lungs and bone joints can hold up to all that weight.

Up until two years ago, when she was already 10 years, she was lithesome and strong and fast. And she was always in the pink of health, never a sick day in her life. It makes us wanna cry, to see her like this. Fortunately, she is a very contented cat. She is still active, and full of curiousity and life ... for that, we are grateful.

Here's a pic of JB in her younger, and lighter, days ...


Update
Died: 26 April 2013. Age: 14 years 5 months
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Comments: 308

MjolnirAl In reply to ??? [2011-12-09 01:24:15 +0000 UTC]

i'm dyiiiiingggg haahahaha i just wanna hug her xD

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pergamjee In reply to MjolnirAl [2011-12-09 03:55:23 +0000 UTC]

don't die! don't die! if you die, I can't show you anymore of my cat pics!
ok, I shall give her a hug for you! and thanks!

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MjolnirAl In reply to pergamjee [2011-12-13 15:52:03 +0000 UTC]

hahahahaha yea please..!

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Ablebaker In reply to ??? [2011-12-02 02:42:26 +0000 UTC]

looks like you over-inflated the cat
Cool picture.

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pergamjee In reply to Ablebaker [2011-12-02 02:45:18 +0000 UTC]

What? You think this is photo-manip?
Thanks!

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Ablebaker In reply to pergamjee [2011-12-02 02:49:19 +0000 UTC]

No, actually I was making a joke. I didn't even know it was possible to do that with photo manipulation.

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pergamjee In reply to Ablebaker [2011-12-02 02:51:34 +0000 UTC]

haha ... so was I (didn't you see the evillaugh icon? ) ... me too don't know anything about photo-manip!!

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Seishiku In reply to ??? [2011-11-28 16:03:40 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD!!! This is the same kitty, as in the pot?!?
Well, her size might have...uhm...'increased'...but her cuteness certainly hasn't faltered a bit! ^_^

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pergamjee In reply to Seishiku [2011-11-30 22:57:18 +0000 UTC]

Yup, the same one that was getting fried ... doing her best blimp impersonation here.

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Seishiku In reply to pergamjee [2011-12-01 05:36:21 +0000 UTC]

Didn't lose her looks though. Still a complete cutie! ^_^

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nemesyis In reply to ??? [2011-11-13 10:22:10 +0000 UTC]

awwww... she's smiling!

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pergamjee In reply to nemesyis [2011-11-14 03:16:38 +0000 UTC]

She is?? Let me go take another look ... my goodness, she really looks like she is!

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Sabinalibertad In reply to ??? [2011-10-13 04:51:48 +0000 UTC]

ahahah she Β΄s so cute!!!

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pergamjee In reply to Sabinalibertad [2011-10-14 05:16:13 +0000 UTC]

so cute and so huge! thanks for stopping to comment!

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Sabinalibertad In reply to pergamjee [2011-10-14 05:21:13 +0000 UTC]

you are welcome ^^ sheΒ΄s just too adorable

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jadethemobian In reply to ??? [2011-10-09 15:03:12 +0000 UTC]

little helium kittens lol

(i know i read the words shes spaded)

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pergamjee In reply to jadethemobian [2011-10-10 22:29:27 +0000 UTC]

Imagine many helium kitties altogether!!!

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jadethemobian In reply to pergamjee [2011-10-11 00:12:47 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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asher24 In reply to ??? [2011-10-09 14:36:01 +0000 UTC]

very cool!!! i was going to enter to but theres no point now your so gonna win!!!

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pergamjee In reply to asher24 [2011-10-09 14:54:37 +0000 UTC]

ahhhh ... not necessarily! It all depends on the criteria for judging ... if a lot of weight is given to technical competence, there is no way my entry would win!! This pic was taken with a mobilephone, and is grainy and pixelated.

hahaha ... thanks for the vote of confidence, though!
I'm looking forward to seeing your entry!

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asher24 In reply to pergamjee [2011-10-09 15:04:48 +0000 UTC]

hehe thanks! but i might not even get one....ive been trying though thanks any ways!!!

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pergamjee In reply to asher24 [2011-10-09 22:11:37 +0000 UTC]

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asher24 In reply to pergamjee [2011-10-10 14:25:40 +0000 UTC]

i put up my photo!!!

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pergamjee In reply to asher24 [2011-10-10 16:07:07 +0000 UTC]

::runs off to the group's contest folder to look::

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asher24 In reply to pergamjee [2011-10-10 16:10:30 +0000 UTC]

HEHE! heres the link [link] please check it out!

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pergamjee In reply to asher24 [2011-10-10 16:26:08 +0000 UTC]

::runs off again to check it out::

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asher24 In reply to pergamjee [2011-10-10 17:08:19 +0000 UTC]

lol

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LinkyLex In reply to ??? [2011-10-09 14:30:01 +0000 UTC]

Ah this is brilliant xD

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pergamjee In reply to LinkyLex [2011-10-09 14:33:15 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to dA, and thanks for stopping by to comment!

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LinkyLex In reply to pergamjee [2011-10-09 14:34:40 +0000 UTC]

Tehe thank you ^.^

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dutdut1 In reply to ??? [2011-10-02 23:10:06 +0000 UTC]

she is so cute!!

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pergamjee In reply to dutdut1 [2011-10-03 01:52:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Have you seen this video of a very cute cat in Japan, Maru? ... [link]

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AngelMeerkat2 In reply to ??? [2011-10-02 14:47:01 +0000 UTC]

Bwahahaha!! Cats are so funny.

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pergamjee In reply to AngelMeerkat2 [2011-10-02 23:10:28 +0000 UTC]

oh yes, indeed, they are! and can I show you another funny one? ... [link]

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Haru-chii In reply to ??? [2011-09-28 01:25:17 +0000 UTC]

Cat faces. Always awesome to look at.

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pergamjee In reply to Haru-chii [2011-10-02 23:08:22 +0000 UTC]

Ahhhh ... faces ... and back of the heads ... and furry bellies ... and fat paws ... all awesome!

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Haru-chii In reply to pergamjee [2011-10-04 00:02:38 +0000 UTC]

I'm just easily amused by cats.

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pergamjee In reply to Haru-chii [2011-10-07 11:16:27 +0000 UTC]

hehe ... someone gave me the link to this videoclip of this amusing cat, Maru ... [link]

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Haru-chii In reply to pergamjee [2011-10-11 23:14:25 +0000 UTC]

I follow the blog: [link]

Maru is so damn adorable.

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pergamjee In reply to Haru-chii [2011-10-12 06:43:30 +0000 UTC]

ahhhhhhhh ... thanks for the link to the blog!!!

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Haru-chii In reply to pergamjee [2011-10-12 17:51:28 +0000 UTC]

It's always worth the read. Photos and video.

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Snowballl In reply to ??? [2011-09-25 16:32:20 +0000 UTC]

Ahahah) It's very funnyXD

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pergamjee In reply to Snowballl [2011-10-02 22:55:18 +0000 UTC]

hehehe ... thanks! would you like to see another funny one? ... [link]

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KarakuriSix In reply to ??? [2011-08-06 15:14:25 +0000 UTC]


I LOVE YOUR CATS.

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pergamjee In reply to KarakuriSix [2011-08-07 00:01:52 +0000 UTC]

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KarakuriSix In reply to pergamjee [2011-08-07 01:44:39 +0000 UTC]

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Borntobewyld In reply to ??? [2011-08-01 12:30:09 +0000 UTC]

LOL that's hiarious...!

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pergamjee In reply to Borntobewyld [2011-08-02 00:22:48 +0000 UTC]

Hiya! Where did you spring from? We don't seem to share any common groups ...

so happy this gave you a laugh or two! Would you like to see another? ... [link]

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Borntobewyld In reply to pergamjee [2011-08-08 12:12:04 +0000 UTC]

I loved that one too - so funny...!
Kittens really are cute, whatever they do.

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pergamjee In reply to Borntobewyld [2011-08-08 20:51:45 +0000 UTC]

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