HOME | DD

Description
You don't remember? He was all over the news! The Hash Slinging Slasher, but most people just call him the Ha-Huah! Because that's all they have time to say before he GETS THEM! Years ago at the Krusty Krab, the Hash Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook, just like Sponge Bob, only clumsier! And one night, when he was cutting the patties, it happened, he cut off his own hand by mistake! Except he wasn't a sponge, so it didn't grow back! And he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula, and then he got hit by a bus! And at his funeral, they fired him! So now, every Tuesday night, his ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance. There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash Slinging Slasher: First, the lights will flicker on and off. Next, the phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. And finally! The Hash Sling Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over! Then, he exits the bus, and crosses the street without looking both ways, because he's already DEAD! Then he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand, he opens the door *creaks* he slowly approaches the (echoing) Counter! And you know what he does next? You really want to know? Are you sure you want to know? HE GETS YA!

SpongeBob and related characters are property of United Plankton Pictures INC.

I was trying to draw a whale when I was a kid, but I messed up the shape. Several years later, I colored it in as The Hash Slinging Slasher.

Description
You don't remember? He was all over the news! The Hash Slinging Slasher, but most people just call him the Ha-Huah! Because that's all they have time to say before he GETS THEM! Years ago at the Krusty Krab, the Hash Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook, just like Sponge Bob, only clumsier! And one night, when he was cutting the patties, it happened, he cut off his own hand by mistake! Except he wasn't a sponge, so it didn't grow back! And he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula, and then he got hit by a bus! And at his funeral, they fired him! So now, every Tuesday night, his ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance. There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash Slinging Slasher: First, the lights will flicker on and off. Next, the phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. And finally! The Hash Sling Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over! Then, he exits the bus, and crosses the street without looking both ways, because he's already DEAD! Then he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand, he opens the door *creaks* he slowly approaches the (echoing) Counter! And you know what he does next? You really want to know? Are you sure you want to know? HE GETS YA!

SpongeBob and related characters are property of United Plankton Pictures INC.

I was trying to draw a whale when I was a kid, but I messed up the shape. Several years later, I colored it in as The Hash Slinging Slasher.