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Cadence: Ladies and Gentlemen, LIVE from and undisclosed location iiiiiit's Getting away with it! With your host PhantomX!

Phantom: Thank you Cadence and welcome to another fabulous episode of Getting Away With It. Tonight, my guest is the biggest one we've had yet. And I mean that LITERALLY. We had to reenforce the couch for this one. Please welcome MISS PIGGY!

Miss Piggy: MMMH!

Phantom: Guess you could say I really bring home the bacon for this show.

Miss Piggy: (annoyed) Mmmm...

Phantom: Gotta say MP even after 47 years I've never found you BOAR-ing.

Miss Piggy: (angry) MMH!

Phantom: Though you do HAM it up from time to ti--

* Miss Piggy Jumps to her feet snapping the ropes *

Miss Piggy: RRRRAGH Ok BUSTER ya wanna make PIG puns? Let's see ya crack jokes with a busted lip!

* Piggy catches Phantom in the stomach sending him flying off stage *

Phantom (Offstage) : Ooof I haven't been hit that hard since Meecat's birthday. That woman does NOT like surprises. Or me.

Cadence (Leaping in from off stage) : TAG IN!

* Cadence Kicks Piggy back *

Miss Piggy: Stay out of it you mangy tailed runt. I owe that bozo a PORK CHOP.

...

Oh great, now I'm doing it!

* Cadence roundhouse kicks Miss Piggy *

Miss Piggy: Ok Kid. Ya made the list. HIYYAAA

* Piggy Decks Cadence who rebounds with a right hook, which Piggy blocks *

Miss Piggy: You fight like a middle-aged cat!

Cadence: You fight like you've got a hand up your---

Phantom (Offstage): LANGUAGE!

Miss Piggy: HIIIYA!

Cadence: That all ya got BACON BITS?

Miss Piggy: I'm gonna make you into a RUG!

* Scene Shifts to Offstage *

Kermit: Hey

Phantom: Hi.

* Violent smashing is heard off screen *

Miss Piggy: OW She bit me!

Kermit: This could take a while. Wanna get some coffee?

Phantom: Sure. I'm buyin.

[Credits Roll]

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Cadence: Ladies and Gentlemen, LIVE from and undisclosed location iiiiiit's Getting away with it! With your host PhantomX!

Phantom: Thank you Cadence and welcome to another fabulous episode of Getting Away With It. Tonight, my guest is the biggest one we've had yet. And I mean that LITERALLY. We had to reenforce the couch for this one. Please welcome MISS PIGGY!

Miss Piggy: MMMH!

Phantom: Guess you could say I really bring home the bacon for this show.

Miss Piggy: (annoyed) Mmmm...

Phantom: Gotta say MP even after 47 years I've never found you BOAR-ing.

Miss Piggy: (angry) MMH!

Phantom: Though you do HAM it up from time to ti--

* Miss Piggy Jumps to her feet snapping the ropes *

Miss Piggy: RRRRAGH Ok BUSTER ya wanna make PIG puns? Let's see ya crack jokes with a busted lip!

* Piggy catches Phantom in the stomach sending him flying off stage *

Phantom (Offstage) : Ooof I haven't been hit that hard since Meecat's birthday. That woman does NOT like surprises. Or me.

Cadence (Leaping in from off stage) : TAG IN!

* Cadence Kicks Piggy back *

Miss Piggy: Stay out of it you mangy tailed runt. I owe that bozo a PORK CHOP.

...

Oh great, now I'm doing it!

* Cadence roundhouse kicks Miss Piggy *

Miss Piggy: Ok Kid. Ya made the list. HIYYAAA

* Piggy Decks Cadence who rebounds with a right hook, which Piggy blocks *

Miss Piggy: You fight like a middle-aged cat!

Cadence: You fight like you've got a hand up your---

Phantom (Offstage): LANGUAGE!

Miss Piggy: HIIIYA!

Cadence: That all ya got BACON BITS?

Miss Piggy: I'm gonna make you into a RUG!

* Scene Shifts to Offstage *

Kermit: Hey

Phantom: Hi.

* Violent smashing is heard off screen *

Miss Piggy: OW She bit me!

Kermit: This could take a while. Wanna get some coffee?

Phantom: Sure. I'm buyin.

[Credits Roll]