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Cadence: Ladies and gentlemen.. LIVE from an undisclosed location IIIIT'S GETTING AWAY WITH IT! With your host, fluffiest tail in the multiverse.. PHANTOMX

Phantom: Thank you, Thank you, You're too kind. Folk's I'm very excited for tonight's guest. We've been trying to get her on the show for ages. Please welcome my good friend, DANA

Dana: mmh.

Phantom: So Dana---

???: HOLD IT. HOLD EVERYTHING!!

* Mojo skitters in from stage left. Grabbing and tossing Dana aside *

Phantom: Hey that was--

Mojo: Unimportant! I've come a very long way to talk directly to YOU and it can't wait a moment longer. Time is views and if I'm not top of the charts, I'm not worth the cellulite I'm made of!

Phantom: Ok but this show---

* Mojo Wraps an arma round Phantom pulling him close *

Mojo: Is dynamite! Pure gold plated DYNAMITE! Why it's the perfect mix of kinky, funny, and most importantly... MERCHANDISABLE!

Phantom: Merchan---

Mojo: Thhhhaaaat's RIGHT! I'm thinking T-shirts, comic books, cheap Phantom masks that wear out really easy so parents have to buy a TEN PACK! I wanna make you a star kid! This little show of yours, kidnaping the girls? I mean, who does that??

Phantom: Well I can think of a dozen or so--

Mojo: Exactly. You're unique and we need to spread that uniquness all over! As long as it's connected to Mojo enterprises ofcourse.

Phantom: Well it's more of a...

Mojo: OO! What about a live action remake? People LOVE those! Its all the profitablity of nostalgia and with non of the work or originality!

Phantom: I don't think---

Mojo: Do you play video games? I'm thinking the vtube! Kids love watching people play the video games. And every five minutes you could remind people to like and subscribe. Reading the random thoughts of the paying customer as you teabag Pikachu or what ever!

Phantom: I'm more of an old school gamer..

Mojo: Yeah yeah what ever. Oooh What about a spin off show? One where you offer driving lessons to troubled teen dinosaurs that are Jewish?

Phantom: Why would they be Jewish?

Mojo: Well you can't expect MORMON Dinosaurs to drive stick can you?

Phantom: How would I---?

Mojo: Oh! There you go again. Always about you isn't it??

Phantom: Well it is my---

Mojo: That's IT! I can't work with you stifling my creativity... * Tosses Phantom aside * I'm taking my big ideas to my streaming service, MOJUICE. You'll see. It'll be BIG. Cause if there's one thing we need more of it's STREAMING SERVICES!

* Mojo continues to rant as he scuttles off stage *

Phantom: ... Well that was a thing. Join us next week after I've taken about a dozen showers and burned this suit.

[Credits Roll}

Mojo is the criminally underused property of Marvel Comics. Though 's OC "Dana" was mentioned but not used we are still eagerly awaiting an RSVP to our invite. So if you're watching and willing, we'd love to have you on!

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Cadence: Ladies and gentlemen.. LIVE from an undisclosed location IIIIT'S GETTING AWAY WITH IT! With your host, fluffiest tail in the multiverse.. PHANTOMX

Phantom: Thank you, Thank you, You're too kind. Folk's I'm very excited for tonight's guest. We've been trying to get her on the show for ages. Please welcome my good friend, DANA

Dana: mmh.

Phantom: So Dana---

???: HOLD IT. HOLD EVERYTHING!!

* Mojo skitters in from stage left. Grabbing and tossing Dana aside *

Phantom: Hey that was--

Mojo: Unimportant! I've come a very long way to talk directly to YOU and it can't wait a moment longer. Time is views and if I'm not top of the charts, I'm not worth the cellulite I'm made of!

Phantom: Ok but this show---

* Mojo Wraps an arma round Phantom pulling him close *

Mojo: Is dynamite! Pure gold plated DYNAMITE! Why it's the perfect mix of kinky, funny, and most importantly... MERCHANDISABLE!

Phantom: Merchan---

Mojo: Thhhhaaaat's RIGHT! I'm thinking T-shirts, comic books, cheap Phantom masks that wear out really easy so parents have to buy a TEN PACK! I wanna make you a star kid! This little show of yours, kidnaping the girls? I mean, who does that??

Phantom: Well I can think of a dozen or so--

Mojo: Exactly. You're unique and we need to spread that uniquness all over! As long as it's connected to Mojo enterprises ofcourse.

Phantom: Well it's more of a...

Mojo: OO! What about a live action remake? People LOVE those! Its all the profitablity of nostalgia and with non of the work or originality!

Phantom: I don't think---

Mojo: Do you play video games? I'm thinking the vtube! Kids love watching people play the video games. And every five minutes you could remind people to like and subscribe. Reading the random thoughts of the paying customer as you teabag Pikachu or what ever!

Phantom: I'm more of an old school gamer..

Mojo: Yeah yeah what ever. Oooh What about a spin off show? One where you offer driving lessons to troubled teen dinosaurs that are Jewish?

Phantom: Why would they be Jewish?

Mojo: Well you can't expect MORMON Dinosaurs to drive stick can you?

Phantom: How would I---?

Mojo: Oh! There you go again. Always about you isn't it??

Phantom: Well it is my---

Mojo: That's IT! I can't work with you stifling my creativity... * Tosses Phantom aside * I'm taking my big ideas to my streaming service, MOJUICE. You'll see. It'll be BIG. Cause if there's one thing we need more of it's STREAMING SERVICES!

* Mojo continues to rant as he scuttles off stage *

Phantom: ... Well that was a thing. Join us next week after I've taken about a dozen showers and burned this suit.

[Credits Roll}

Mojo is the criminally underused property of Marvel Comics. Though 's OC "Dana" was mentioned but not used we are still eagerly awaiting an RSVP to our invite. So if you're watching and willing, we'd love to have you on!