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" Baiser! Baise, baise, baise you all!" France yelled, clearly pissed. A horrified french gasp came from the back of the room yelling, " Mathieu!" France gasped and ran out of the room, his wrist on his forehead, " Oh no~ My beautiful tongue has been defiled! I will never be able to be a french man again!!" He wailed as he left the room. Italy looked at Germany, " What did he say?" He said, tugging the sleeve of the German's jacket, " Was it ' I like Pastaaaa~?' Because that would make us alot in common, ah, don't you think, Germany? I like pasta, too!"

Germany brushed off his hand, " Yes, Italy, he said ' Pasta! I like pasta, I'm giving free pasta to you all!'" He said sarcastically. Italy gave a big smile, " So that's why we heard the scream! It was a happy scream! Veee~ Free pastaaaa!" Japan tapped Italy's shoulder, " Itary, don't you think that Germany was being sarcastic? It was crearry four of the same words... So surery France courdn't have said--" Germany cleared his throat and nodded to Italy's now frowning and whimpering face, " No... Pasta..!?" Japan shook his hands, " N-no! You didn't ret me finish! Surery France courdn't have said otherwise, is what I meant!" Japan fist pumped a little, " Free pasta! See, Itary? Free pasta!" Italy's face lit up and he fist pumped as well, " Free pastaaaa~"

~ MEANWHILE( at the legion of doom e 3 e)~

America stared at the front of the room, scratching his head, " Dude! Someone translate! That made, like, no sense! Is he going to cook us or something? Is he finally going to get a hair cut?" His blue eyes were filled with thoughts of pondering and confusion. He then held his head, " Augh! My braaaaiiin! It, like, totally hurts!" England shook his head, " That's not surprising, not surprising at all, with that small brain of yours." England crossed his arms, " You'd think someone like America would bother to learn someone's language. Am I correct or not, Canada?" Canada's face was concealed with a thick, white, furry mass of fat that looked at England with a, " Who?" You could almost hear Canada through Kumajirou say, " What did you say england..?" England sighed with a facepalm, " My words have gone to waste... Again." China looked at him a little annoyed, " You know, your words aren't the only ones that go to waste-aru! My words are ignored by alot of people, no matter how smart, life-changing, or important they are! ... Aru! Like my stories that tell morals!? Ignored-aru! Are you even listening-aru!?!?"

England turned a little, " Hm? Were you talking to me?"