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There it is the Christmas tree lot. Let's see if I can make it through all of this alive. It's 10:00, if I don't make it out of there in 30 minutes alive call for help because I might have been eaten by the treesellers of the north. Ahh there's a tree it looks so wonderful. Well not that I have gotten a good look at it, it's plastic so it won't do. Wow look at that tree, it's made of aluminum. That can't be very safe. Uh oh here they come the treesellers, I'll just duck behind this rather ugly looking Santa to avoid him. Look back there in the corner, what is that? As I get closer it looks like a normal tree, yes it is a normal tree!!! But what about the price? What do you know we can afford it, none of the branches are missing, it appears to be healthy. I'll take it, wrap it up and put it into the back of my Beatle and I'll be on my way. Well 10:22 not bad for this time of year. God I can't wait until December comes we'll be all ready for Christmas. Considering Thanksgiving hasn't even passed yet.

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There it is the Christmas tree lot. Let's see if I can make it through all of this alive. It's 10:00, if I don't make it out of there in 30 minutes alive call for help because I might have been eaten by the treesellers of the north. Ahh there's a tree it looks so wonderful. Well not that I have gotten a good look at it, it's plastic so it won't do. Wow look at that tree, it's made of aluminum. That can't be very safe. Uh oh here they come the treesellers, I'll just duck behind this rather ugly looking Santa to avoid him. Look back there in the corner, what is that? As I get closer it looks like a normal tree, yes it is a normal tree!!! But what about the price? What do you know we can afford it, none of the branches are missing, it appears to be healthy. I'll take it, wrap it up and put it into the back of my Beatle and I'll be on my way. Well 10:22 not bad for this time of year. God I can't wait until December comes we'll be all ready for Christmas. Considering Thanksgiving hasn't even passed yet.