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Delilah: Wow.*looks everywhere* Canterlot sure has a lot of fancy schmancy stuff around here. *walks up to food stand and buys apples.* Gimmie these here apples to go.

Owner: That'll be 20 bits.

Delilah: *shocked* Wha?! Just for two apples? I can just go and pick an apple from an apple tree back at home.

Owner: Oh I see. You're one of those outsider ponies. You're just cheap, aren't you, Cowgirl?

Delilah: What? Why you... *angry and about to blow a fuse. Grabs owner's apron and brings him close to her eyes* LISTEN HERE BUSTER!*

Owner: My name is Riches... *scared tone*.

Delilah: WHATEVER. If you don't give me a discount or an explanation why Ah shouldn't pound you in the face with my hoof, you'll never see Celestia rise the Sun again!

????: *touches Delilah's shoulder* Calm down, Miss. I got this for you. *puts 20 bits on the table.

Delilah: *lets go of Owner and gets her apples and leaves, giving Owner dirty look*.

Owner: Punk...

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Delilah: Hey you. Sir!

????: *looks back* Yes?

Delilah: Uh, thanks for that. If you were there, Ah could've turned him into a pancake. How can I repay ya?

????: Please. You don't need to.

Delilah: Please sir. It's the least Ah can do. Just name anything. I'm feeling lucky.

????: Hmmm.. You're one ambitious pony. At least give me your name.

Delilah: I'm Delilah. But my friends call me Del. *holds hoof out*

????: *shakes hoof* I'm Maximus. I'm one of Canterlot's best lawyers around here.

Delilah: *thinking* Wow. He's got a grip.

Maximus: *thinking* Geez. She has a grip.

Delilah: So uh... You live here then?

Maximus: Yes. For business. Where are you from?

Delilah: Ponyville. I'm just here visiting some friends.

Maximus: Oh really.

Delilah: .... *stares awkwardly at his eyes*

Maximus: Uh..... Is there something wrong?

Delilah: *snaps out of it* Wha? No. No. Ah just thought you had something in your eye.

Maximus: I see. *rubs eye* Did I get it?

Delilah: ... Yeah. Well, it was nice meeting ya, and Ah think Ah should be going now.

Maximus: Before you go, i have something for you. *gives business card* In case.. You need a lawyer or to just sue some pony for more apples.

Delilah:... Uh.. *chuckles* I'll keep that in mind.

(He has the mooostache on him now xP)

Description
Delilah: Wow.*looks everywhere* Canterlot sure has a lot of fancy schmancy stuff around here. *walks up to food stand and buys apples.* Gimmie these here apples to go.

Owner: That'll be 20 bits.

Delilah: *shocked* Wha?! Just for two apples? I can just go and pick an apple from an apple tree back at home.

Owner: Oh I see. You're one of those outsider ponies. You're just cheap, aren't you, Cowgirl?

Delilah: What? Why you... *angry and about to blow a fuse. Grabs owner's apron and brings him close to her eyes* LISTEN HERE BUSTER!*

Owner: My name is Riches... *scared tone*.

Delilah: WHATEVER. If you don't give me a discount or an explanation why Ah shouldn't pound you in the face with my hoof, you'll never see Celestia rise the Sun again!

????: *touches Delilah's shoulder* Calm down, Miss. I got this for you. *puts 20 bits on the table.

Delilah: *lets go of Owner and gets her apples and leaves, giving Owner dirty look*.

Owner: Punk...

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Delilah: Hey you. Sir!

????: *looks back* Yes?

Delilah: Uh, thanks for that. If you were there, Ah could've turned him into a pancake. How can I repay ya?

????: Please. You don't need to.

Delilah: Please sir. It's the least Ah can do. Just name anything. I'm feeling lucky.

????: Hmmm.. You're one ambitious pony. At least give me your name.

Delilah: I'm Delilah. But my friends call me Del. *holds hoof out*

????: *shakes hoof* I'm Maximus. I'm one of Canterlot's best lawyers around here.

Delilah: *thinking* Wow. He's got a grip.

Maximus: *thinking* Geez. She has a grip.

Delilah: So uh... You live here then?

Maximus: Yes. For business. Where are you from?

Delilah: Ponyville. I'm just here visiting some friends.

Maximus: Oh really.

Delilah: .... *stares awkwardly at his eyes*

Maximus: Uh..... Is there something wrong?

Delilah: *snaps out of it* Wha? No. No. Ah just thought you had something in your eye.

Maximus: I see. *rubs eye* Did I get it?

Delilah: ... Yeah. Well, it was nice meeting ya, and Ah think Ah should be going now.

Maximus: Before you go, i have something for you. *gives business card* In case.. You need a lawyer or to just sue some pony for more apples.

Delilah:... Uh.. *chuckles* I'll keep that in mind.

(He has the mooostache on him now xP)