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Inspired by a postcard I saw on here and an overused phrase...Related content
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I smile agt my eniemes and tell them that its amazing and im so jealous and it makes them so bad
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u cood fight with a smile.............but i prefer knives
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I tried just smiling at people to make friends, it didn't work.
Rope is much more effective.
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Drugs are too. And who can forget an electric razor?
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Hahahaha. True. After I shave all of they're hair in odd patchy places, they won't have ANY friends and will be forced to hang out with me.
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Indeed. It may be a win-lose situation, but it was their fault for not befriending you in the first place. And spoons work great, too. I find that threatening to pull someone's eyes out with a spoon works well enough by itself, but you might as well do that to keep the person away from other people. Rope works great to take care of any friends of theirs who don't run away and squeal from the sight of his or her missing eye(s).
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That is actually really true! Especially when it comes to bullying! If you just smile or laugh at their attempts to put you down, they usually give up!
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So...i have chosson my weapon,A SMILE!!!!
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Robber: Give me all your money, or else I'll shoot!
Victim:
Robber: I LOVE YOU!
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lol
Buys gun. Names it Kindness. KILL EVERYONE WITH KINDNESS!!!
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I completely agree.
The worst thing for a shitty person to see is the person they can't get over smiling and dealing with life without them, doing better at life even. It's better than any other sort of 'comeback'.
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This is so true, on so many levels. It really is a weapon, too. I can't even count how many times I've honestly, wanted, or even NEEDED, to be angry at someone, but then they smile and I can't even think about anything but rainbows and puppies.
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I agree. Considering how ugly I am, smiling might be deadly and my best weapon 
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NOOO! A LOADED GUN IS THE BEST WEAPON! LIES LIES LIES LIES!!
...And yes, I know that it's from that shitty postcard
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Well, at least a smile doesn't stop a bullet.
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Agreed. That phrase is so true...*clicks favorite button till it dies*
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I don't think the sarcasm here is getting across right, lol.
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Oh, you're so right! I love how original an inspirational this is. This stamp is so true and wonderful and amazing and it's the best saying I've ever seen in my life
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*Smiles at Batman* TAKE THAT NOW YOU CAN'T MAKE OUT WITH CAT WOMEN OHHH YEAH!
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My friend's smile could make the most evil of evil villains melt. She's adorable!
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