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Well, I didn't think this would ever happen, but it did. XD So, a friend of mine convinced me to get a buff Inkling character made. It originated on SL, but the model wasn't refined enough to give her a unique hairstyle. So I asked my roommate to re-use the model for Ayaka to create...Messony!

Please read profile below written with the help of my buddy-bro if you wanna learn more about Messony.

Messony Profile

If you've been brushing up on your Splatoon lore you'd know where just about everything is at this point even if you don't play the games, but if not all you need to know is Inkopolis Square, lots of inklings, glorified paintball, yadda yadda. Let me paint the scene for you: a wave of lethargy washes over Inkopolis as the year comes to a close, Turf Wars showing fewer and fewer participating parties as people just straight up stop coming, they start getting lazier, more complacent and bored; even the Squid Sisters, Off The Hook and all the different Splatfests isn't really enough to light a fire in the Inklings' stomachs anymore, so they just stay in and NEET it up.

Enter Messony, taken from Mesonychoteuthis Hamiltoni, the scientific name for the colossal squid. Born Inkopolis native she left the sprawling, growing city when she was a lot younger to pursue a bigger passion than Turf Wars and fashion: fitness! At 29 years old, she comes back to a pretty unfamiliar town; with Inklings decidedly staying indoors or lazing about as they probably would without much motivation to get to splatting each other.

Naturally she's pretty steamed about this considering she'd worked so hard, and went above and beyond in cultivating her insane build over the course of years, so much so that she probably wouldn't NEED weapons to protect herself when she takes the occasional stroll around Octoling and Salmonid infested outskirts, she IS one. So she decides to make her now booming voice heard and reintroduce herself to the city after "convincing" Off the Hook to give her a daily time slot in her own little 10 minute fitness program: "Get Massive with Messony"

Naturally, most inklings had a hard time believing she was real at all given just how she towered over everything like an 8-foot mahogany goddess, this new, admittedly weird looking ink mama was the shot in the arm they needed to get themselves off their asses and get back to training and splatting, following her program religiously and sending her ratings SKYROCKETING to the point where it became her own full fledged show on the weekends. "Massive Messony" was a viral sensation almost over the course of a single week, and her arm sweeped over squidnation like a striated chocolate wing that straightened out and strengthened up anything it touched

These days she's still plenty popular, and if you look around, some devout followers of her are already showing some pretty sick results, nowhere near what she could do though, she got some damn good genes, heart, and the indomitable will to pump iron, she also runs with the nickname "Mama Messy" or “Big Sis” every so often and makes special judge appearances in Splatfests for that extra incentive to do well

As she's basically a fitness queen, she's got some tight as hell clothing that usually can't last more than a single day with her, so she runs up a fortune on wardrobes. Thankfully her Tentatek sponsorship keeps her wardrobe locked and loaded for the destruction every day her muscles put her clothes through. She doesn't hate it, she LOVES it in fact especially when they tear around her huge mocha butt and radical tits.

Messony’s Equipment

Head: Fake Contacts (I gave in and decided why not at this point)
Top: Tentatek Sports Tanktop (actually the largest size they can produce, but due to her size, it looks more like a sports bra)
Bottom: Tentatek Active Leggings (actually the largest size they can produce, but due to her size, it looks more like shorts)
Feet: Tentatek Gold Mesh Sneakers (custom-sized to her feet)

Weapon: Custom Dual Heavy Splatlings (Two customized Heavy Splatlings with arm straps, modified vertical trigger system, and extra large capacity backpack ink tank)
Sub-weapon: Point Sensor
Special: Splashdown

Notes:
Messony is so heavy that she cannot Super Jump.
Messony moves at half (50%) the speed regular Inklings do.
Messony cannot be splatted, she absorbs any and all ink into her muscles which causes her to grow even bigger.
Messony can become immobilized from absorbing too much ink.
Messony has “special ways” of releasing the excessive ink from her body.
Messony’s squid form is actually slower than her Inkling form, her size is more than three times bigger than the Kraken form and she demolishes everything in her path when swimming.
Messony refuses to use her Splashdown due to the sheer destruction it can cause. She once sank an entire map after using it.

Description

Well, I didn't think this would ever happen, but it did. XD So, a friend of mine convinced me to get a buff Inkling character made. It originated on SL, but the model wasn't refined enough to give her a unique hairstyle. So I asked my roommate to re-use the model for Ayaka to create...Messony!

Please read profile below written with the help of my buddy-bro if you wanna learn more about Messony.

Messony Profile

If you've been brushing up on your Splatoon lore you'd know where just about everything is at this point even if you don't play the games, but if not all you need to know is Inkopolis Square, lots of inklings, glorified paintball, yadda yadda. Let me paint the scene for you: a wave of lethargy washes over Inkopolis as the year comes to a close, Turf Wars showing fewer and fewer participating parties as people just straight up stop coming, they start getting lazier, more complacent and bored; even the Squid Sisters, Off The Hook and all the different Splatfests isn't really enough to light a fire in the Inklings' stomachs anymore, so they just stay in and NEET it up.

Enter Messony, taken from Mesonychoteuthis Hamiltoni, the scientific name for the colossal squid. Born Inkopolis native she left the sprawling, growing city when she was a lot younger to pursue a bigger passion than Turf Wars and fashion: fitness! At 29 years old, she comes back to a pretty unfamiliar town; with Inklings decidedly staying indoors or lazing about as they probably would without much motivation to get to splatting each other.

Naturally she's pretty steamed about this considering she'd worked so hard, and went above and beyond in cultivating her insane build over the course of years, so much so that she probably wouldn't NEED weapons to protect herself when she takes the occasional stroll around Octoling and Salmonid infested outskirts, she IS one. So she decides to make her now booming voice heard and reintroduce herself to the city after "convincing" Off the Hook to give her a daily time slot in her own little 10 minute fitness program: "Get Massive with Messony"

Naturally, most inklings had a hard time believing she was real at all given just how she towered over everything like an 8-foot mahogany goddess, this new, admittedly weird looking ink mama was the shot in the arm they needed to get themselves off their asses and get back to training and splatting, following her program religiously and sending her ratings SKYROCKETING to the point where it became her own full fledged show on the weekends. "Massive Messony" was a viral sensation almost over the course of a single week, and her arm sweeped over squidnation like a striated chocolate wing that straightened out and strengthened up anything it touched

These days she's still plenty popular, and if you look around, some devout followers of her are already showing some pretty sick results, nowhere near what she could do though, she got some damn good genes, heart, and the indomitable will to pump iron, she also runs with the nickname "Mama Messy" or “Big Sis” every so often and makes special judge appearances in Splatfests for that extra incentive to do well

As she's basically a fitness queen, she's got some tight as hell clothing that usually can't last more than a single day with her, so she runs up a fortune on wardrobes. Thankfully her Tentatek sponsorship keeps her wardrobe locked and loaded for the destruction every day her muscles put her clothes through. She doesn't hate it, she LOVES it in fact especially when they tear around her huge mocha butt and radical tits.

Messony’s Equipment

Head: Fake Contacts (I gave in and decided why not at this point)
Top: Tentatek Sports Tanktop (actually the largest size they can produce, but due to her size, it looks more like a sports bra)
Bottom: Tentatek Active Leggings (actually the largest size they can produce, but due to her size, it looks more like shorts)
Feet: Tentatek Gold Mesh Sneakers (custom-sized to her feet)

Weapon: Custom Dual Heavy Splatlings (Two customized Heavy Splatlings with arm straps, modified vertical trigger system, and extra large capacity backpack ink tank)
Sub-weapon: Point Sensor
Special: Splashdown

Notes:
Messony is so heavy that she cannot Super Jump.
Messony moves at half (50%) the speed regular Inklings do.
Messony cannot be splatted, she absorbs any and all ink into her muscles which causes her to grow even bigger.
Messony can become immobilized from absorbing too much ink.
Messony has “special ways” of releasing the excessive ink from her body.
Messony’s squid form is actually slower than her Inkling form, her size is more than three times bigger than the Kraken form and she demolishes everything in her path when swimming.
Messony refuses to use her Splashdown due to the sheer destruction it can cause. She once sank an entire map after using it.