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AKA "KOTONE IS NOT EVEN WORTHY OF THIS PICTURE.jpg"I've never had a hatedom, and I thought being "anti-" anything was dumb. Then I saw this girl, and I felt a hatred so intense that the mere sight of here makes me want to grab a lead pipe and beat her stupid face in.
It's bad enough she exists, but don't you even fucking DARE even IMPLY in ANY work of fiction that the legendary PokΓ©mon Trainer Red would so much as CONSIDER HER a romantic interest in ANY WAY, shape, or form. There's "out of your league" and then there's "not even in the same realm of existence as far as leagues go. Red is AWESOME. Too awesome, in fact, for ANYONE. Red would not even grant her the pleasure of an ass kicking, yet the game allows such blasphemy to happen.
Even worse? She replaces Kris. The only explanation I can think of for this is that Kris is too AWESOME to be a player character and nobody is simply WORTHY. Same with Gold, which is why they remade him into a pansy named "Ethan".
I'm sorry, but this... THING... is an insult to female PokΓ©mon fans everywhere, and if I were a girl, I'd be seriously offended at her representing my gender in the game. Girls who go on adventures are smart enough to have real gear, real shoes, and practical attire.
I could go on and on about just HOW FREAKING MUCH I hate her. But she's really not worth my time. At least no one will ever have to troll me... SEEING Red/Kotone (it pains me to put a slash between those two names) is awful enough to last me a thousand lifetimes. I can only feebly counter it with Red/Blue (boy-Blue) and Red/Gold in hopes of warding off images roughly akin to my retinas spending a few moments in the blood-gutted inferno of hell. ...But not Red/Kris, because Kris is too awesome for anyone.
Haha yeah go ahead and take this seriously. As a die hard old-schooler, this is really just a big ol' GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DANG KIDS. I'd be surprised if I actually got flamed for this, but eh. To each their own. Even if anyone who disagrees with me is WRONG so go sit in your WRONGNESS and be WRONG! :I
Psh two of those things apply to Kris too. lol
EDIT Guys stop taking this seriously. :V This is old trolling and I feel bad people are still bothering with this. I don't actually hate Kotone or anything. :U
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I actually prefer Kris, but I don't exactly hate Kotone. Anyway, nice troll. You actually had me going there for a minute.
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Well what I meant was, *You cant hate a fictional character for replacing another which was caused by the creators and not herself or anything...nevermind I cant explain myself
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I know you were trolling but really, she's not that bad. I mean, sure it was pointless to replace an already existing female protag with another, but you cant hate a fictional character, its not like she decided she'd replace her or design herself
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I love Kotone and I have a argument with all of your points.
1. So you don't like shipping, that's okay. Its not Kotones fault(shes not even a real person) its the artists fault.
2.I love Kris and I get that your mad that Kotone replaced Kris,but is it really Kotones fault? NOOOO its the people who decided to replace Kris. Also Kotones not in the Manga or in Pokemon crystal, so go read the manga or play that game.
3.How is Kotone a insult to Pokemon females, your a insult to Kotone haters by hating her for these things.
4.To much hair spray, Kris uses as much, plus its a game,anime and game its fake so they can do whatever they want .
I am sorry for being so mean but I had so much to say
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damn right pyro! srsly when i saw THAT in my SS i really just turned off the game for a good 2-3 days. i just couldn't stand that... that THING. i my promise to myself to always have the female character in 1 version of the game and the male in the other was broken that day...
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Me? Put amounts of hair gel on? Well, Kris does it too her hair is more unnatural than mine! Oh deal with it.
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I laughed until I saw all the incredibly sexist comments assuming I'm a female.
My faith in humanity also dropped a little when I realized people STILL take this seriously.
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its not supposed to be is it? and I know how you feel about the female thing, EVERYONE thinks im a boy... so put on a cute avitar (i like different avatars) and they think your a girl. 
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And this is why I play as a boy. Who wears short-shorts on an adventure through mountains and stuff?
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honestly i know wht you mean, red is too good for her and her attire bugs me to the point where i just want to burn it, most self respecting girls would not wear ovralls a hat like that, shoes, or their hair like that =-=
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I kinda like Kotone (Though not if you play as Gold. Then she's just annoying. But if she's your player then it's okay because you can supplement whatever the hell personality you want.) but I still lol'd a bit at this. I do have to admit to COMPLETELY NOT UNDERSTANDING her fashion sense (Overalls? Is this 1980?). :I
Also, she seems a lot like a recolor of Crystal. Their hair is exactly alike, except Kris' is green... Makes me wonder if Kotone is a Crystal clone gone wrong, sorta like Mew and Mewtwo. *shifty eyes*
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She's a ten year old.
Of course she can't dress right.
It's fiction/fantasy, so it makes sense (In that context) that a kid can go around dressed like that and travel the world with no one mentioning the hat.
I prefer her to the Capri boy.
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Capri boy just makes me lol. I think he stole her pants and that's why she wears overalls. Think about it.
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Shorts and Capris look much better on ladies/more feminine people.
Overalls look cute on kids, in my opinion.
I wish they'd let you choose from more than just two though. Like include ones from past games?
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Capris work for Kingdom Hearts characters. ...But not Gold. D:
Haha, overalls look cute, sure, but it's a pain in the butt if they're really young and have to go through a lot more to go to the toilet. D:
DUDE. What if you could play as Red, and then later fought Red? MIND. BLOWN.
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I didn't buy that game just because that dude was wearing those.
I remember that problem!
I'd think they wouldn't let you choose the ones you fight!
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ARE YOU KIDDING? I would love to fight myself. I actually named myself "Red" in SoulSilver. It's kind of awesome.
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It would sort of freak me out.
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It's hilarious, actually.
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To each their own, I suppose.
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I have only one thing to say.
Damn... you're a successful troll. I was completely fooled, and was convinced you were an actual serious fantard. And I can normally smell out the fakes and the reals.
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HAHA I should probably be flattered. This was posted on The Imageboard That Cannot Be Named a while back and most people called troll, so I'm kind of surprised.
Sorry, no room in the derp corner. I've got it full. D:
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-shrug- She isnt a bad character, plus the hat is kinda cute, if ya like mushroom things. I don't see any problem with the outfit. I mean, sure, the overalls are a bit wierd, but it's a nice touch, kinda that unique look. Plus, most girls carry bags that size. AND the pokegear does'nt really take away anything. Sure, Kris was a good character, but at least this pokegirl has a natural hair color, not some cheap dyed gimic. The shoes are also sneakers, and every pokegirl I know has boobs. Even Kris. 
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That's just like, my opinion, man.
Is it sad I actually feel bad that so many people are taking this seriously?
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If you are'nt taking this seriously, then why are you going "THANK YOU" For everyone that agrees?
And I believe that you need to see a docter about feeling bad.
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Because it's fun. 
Docters are in short supply these days
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Lol, oh i see xD Plus, people put some lulz-worthy comments on things like this. And Good and healthy? These days, it's all about the insanity. Plus, if you look at any fandom, it has people who acually put stuff up like this that's acually serious. o.o
Yep, with all the Doctor eating sharks. Curse them.
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Eh, I don't really care if people think I'm serious, since it's the Internet and all, but I'm kinda surprised by how much attention this has gotten. It was an in joke between me and two or three friends and now it's like whoa. =O
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Yeah, small jokes seem to get alot of negitive attention here on deviantART.
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Everything gets negative attention on dA. ...Except things that actually deserve it.
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Like motivational posters. Or pr0nz~
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BAM! TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSHIT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME /B/.
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cool story bro
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You're the cancer that's killing /b/
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I've never been on /b/, but even the most seasoned /b/tards will say /b/ was never good.
Was this seriously posted on 4chan again? Ain't there anything else to do over there?
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Brah, I'm just kidding. I've never been to /b/.
I visit /p/ most of the time.
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I used to lurk on /vp/ a lot, but it's not very interesting lately. Porn and battle threads, whoo. 
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Canon vs Nikon wars? I'll have to ask my boyfriend ~Drenton . He's the one that's one of the popular users there and has a good reputation with Photoshop [like the guy that posts there, not the program].
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You're really lucky to be dating a photographer. Most people with photographers are happy people. :0 Most of my friends don't even know how to use the manual setting on my entry-level SLR. He's really damn good for a seventeen year old, too.
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He's my seventeen year old genius photographer boyfriend :'D
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