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Published: 2011-12-01 01:40:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 255628; Favourites: 5772; Downloads: 193
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ILU SkyrimEdit: Please... please, no more arrow to the knee jokes. For the love of god.
Edit 2: Sincere thanks to everyone who likes the comic. But I'm closing the comments, I can't stand the constant terrible arrow to the knee jokes.
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I'm an assassin in the game and this happens to me whenever I shoot my arrows that don't kill. XD
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Jodie in your signature, like Jodie DeFeo???
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no. That's just my name. Who's DeFeo?
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Its a girl who was murdered along with the rest of her family in Amityville, 1973
Her brother was Ronald DeFeo, he killed his family
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Eek, no that is not who it is.
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Its situations like these that make me wonder why hospitals don't exist in this game. Then I realize, you could have an arrow through your brain and yet bribing the gatekeeper bastard to let you in is more important than tending to your minor FATAL INJURY that probably wont kill you because there is no logic to this game whatsoever.
.... and the HELL do you make those things go AWAY!?
"D-dude.... There's a arrow going through your EYE."
"Oh that? Its just a flesh wound."
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Do YOU want to reload your game every time you take an arrow in your skull? I didn't think so. If you want that kind of thing, try Witcher II.
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hahahaha man this happens to me every five minutes in the game
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Don't forget when you try killing someone that can't die for whatever reason in the game, and they should be dead, but instead they just curl up in a ball and after a minute or two get up and talk to you like absolutely nothing happened. So funny when they've still got arrows in their heads and whatnot.
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While I see the issue, as a fledgling game developer myself, I cannot for the life of me figure out a smooth fix for it.
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I genuinely laughed outloud at this! XD
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I always wondered why I couldn't use headshot, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
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LOL sooo tru, but its still funny (and a good game)
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Skyrim is the only game that can hold my attention span for...
*scratches chin*
Oh, shit, when was the last time I shaved?
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...or was it brain damage...or brain damage...or brain damage...or brain damage...or brain damageamageamageamage
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*shoots and kills everyone but one guy*
*hides behind corner till it says hidden*
I guess I was just hearing things.
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It gets really hilarious when you do that multiple times and they still don't notice you there... XD
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It's nothing but a mind arrow...just a flesh wound
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I think i saw a joke slightly different of this somewhere, but i dont remember :/
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Yes!
Then again, sneaking would be harder without these wonderful idiocies, so...
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I like when my ranger shoots someone's friend dead and they keep talking to them after they look for me. Like:
Derp: "Must be hearing things...so as I was saying!"
Friend: x.x *Blood pools under them.*
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LMAO! Yes the arrow in your head that came from the girl hiding around the corner and has probably penetrated your brain is just your imagination.
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If I had an arrow to the knee for every time I got an arrow in the head... well... my lower leg would no longer be attached
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Been playing a while (Lvl 50) and last night had a first:
"I think I heard something"
...was what he said with an arrow sticking out of his face.
Heard something? Okay then.
Also this:
[link]
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Yeah, I'm not surprised other people have made basically the same joke. I didn't have to think too hard about it.
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I propose this as Logic #2: [link]
And this as Logic #3: [link]
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