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Hello guys! Saw that Mr. Enter was going to do a top ten list for worst butt monkeys. I decided to do the same, but with only 3 butt monkeys + honorable mentions. By the way just because the characters are on the list doesn't mean that I hate them, in fact there is a character I REALLY like in honorable mentions, it's just that I don't like the fact that the world is justified to destroy them no matter what they do.

3. Joshua - Clarence (2014)

Now, I'm part of the variety who doesn't mind Nature Clarence. But then.... it got WAAAY to far. Mean, just imagine what Joshua will be like in, 2 seasons!? Here's what has happened to Joshua so far:

-Has gained a scar from Sumo attacking him.
-Lost a chunk of his hair
-Got his ear bitten off by a goat
-Lost his right eye
-Got fat and grew a beard from depression
-Has gone insane
-Lost his right hand
-Breaks his tailbone

AND WHAT HAS HE DONE TO DESERVE THIS!? Well he WAS kind of snarky in the beginning but it has gone to the point where it is more DEPRESSING rather than funny. Clarence is a great show and I think it is very misunderstood (Well... maybe except for Straight Crappin), but Clarence writers, PLEASE stop torturing Joshua.

2. Kyle Bloodsworth - Fagboy and Cunt Cunt (2009)

Welcome everyone! The "wizard' part of MEGWARD THE WIZARD!!! To be honest, Kyle is probably the only part of Fagboy and Cunt Cunt that is enjoyable. But just remember folks!

This is Fagboy and Cunt Cunt.

The writers make Kyle tortured by Fagboy and Cunt Cunt a lot. Kyle can't get a single thing good happen to him because..... I DUNNO THE WORLD HATES HIM! *Sigh* these butt monkeys are making me want to kill myself just seeing how BADLY written they are.

HORONABLE MENTIONS

Dib - Invader Zim (2001)

Poor, poor Dib. Mean just look at him! LOOK AT HIM! Why can't he atleast have 1 good thing happen to him!? Maybe I could deal with this if he was a jerk, or if the people who are jerks to him get punished but NO! Gaz NEVER gets punished for... pfffft just literally torturing him for SHUTTING OFF A GAME CONSOLE!!! Zim only gets punished every once in a while like in Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy, and I've never seen his classmates get a spank or something! And heck he is like, the most morally good of the Invader Zim cast. He's not an ANGEL or anything but just read that sentence relating to Gaz for a second and let it REALLY sink in. He's left off the list because, I got to admit sometimes it can be funny. But other than that... aye aye aye.

Larry - The Amazing World of Gumball (2011)

Just watch "The Laziest." Yep I think that explains everything.

Dorkus - Planet Sheen (2010)

Mean, I know Dorkus is evil but considering shien (The Planet Sheen version of Sheen) is annoying, obnoxious, and stupid in Planet shien. I WANT Dorkus to kill shien.

1. Squidward - SpongeBob SquarePants (Seasons 4-8) (1999)

YOU GUYS KNEW IT! Not putting Squidward on this list is like not putting Hitler on the list of Worst Humans of All Time. Mean... what can I say about him that has not already been said! He's innocent yet, several episodes DEDICATED to torturing him, shoving him down as if he's worthless. Squidward torture porns are, without a doubt, one of the WORST aspects of modern Spingebill. Welp! Bleach now!

TL;DR Version:

Honorable Mentions-
Dib
Larry
Dorkus
3. Joshua
2. Kyle
1. Squidward

Description

Hello guys! Saw that Mr. Enter was going to do a top ten list for worst butt monkeys. I decided to do the same, but with only 3 butt monkeys + honorable mentions. By the way just because the characters are on the list doesn't mean that I hate them, in fact there is a character I REALLY like in honorable mentions, it's just that I don't like the fact that the world is justified to destroy them no matter what they do.

3. Joshua - Clarence (2014)

Now, I'm part of the variety who doesn't mind Nature Clarence. But then.... it got WAAAY to far. Mean, just imagine what Joshua will be like in, 2 seasons!? Here's what has happened to Joshua so far:

-Has gained a scar from Sumo attacking him.
-Lost a chunk of his hair
-Got his ear bitten off by a goat
-Lost his right eye
-Got fat and grew a beard from depression
-Has gone insane
-Lost his right hand
-Breaks his tailbone

AND WHAT HAS HE DONE TO DESERVE THIS!? Well he WAS kind of snarky in the beginning but it has gone to the point where it is more DEPRESSING rather than funny. Clarence is a great show and I think it is very misunderstood (Well... maybe except for Straight Crappin), but Clarence writers, PLEASE stop torturing Joshua.

2. Kyle Bloodsworth - Fagboy and Cunt Cunt (2009)

Welcome everyone! The "wizard' part of MEGWARD THE WIZARD!!! To be honest, Kyle is probably the only part of Fagboy and Cunt Cunt that is enjoyable. But just remember folks!

This is Fagboy and Cunt Cunt.

The writers make Kyle tortured by Fagboy and Cunt Cunt a lot. Kyle can't get a single thing good happen to him because..... I DUNNO THE WORLD HATES HIM! *Sigh* these butt monkeys are making me want to kill myself just seeing how BADLY written they are.

HORONABLE MENTIONS

Dib - Invader Zim (2001)

Poor, poor Dib. Mean just look at him! LOOK AT HIM! Why can't he atleast have 1 good thing happen to him!? Maybe I could deal with this if he was a jerk, or if the people who are jerks to him get punished but NO! Gaz NEVER gets punished for... pfffft just literally torturing him for SHUTTING OFF A GAME CONSOLE!!! Zim only gets punished every once in a while like in Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy, and I've never seen his classmates get a spank or something! And heck he is like, the most morally good of the Invader Zim cast. He's not an ANGEL or anything but just read that sentence relating to Gaz for a second and let it REALLY sink in. He's left off the list because, I got to admit sometimes it can be funny. But other than that... aye aye aye.

Larry - The Amazing World of Gumball (2011)

Just watch "The Laziest." Yep I think that explains everything.

Dorkus - Planet Sheen (2010)

Mean, I know Dorkus is evil but considering shien (The Planet Sheen version of Sheen) is annoying, obnoxious, and stupid in Planet shien. I WANT Dorkus to kill shien.

1. Squidward - SpongeBob SquarePants (Seasons 4-8) (1999)

YOU GUYS KNEW IT! Not putting Squidward on this list is like not putting Hitler on the list of Worst Humans of All Time. Mean... what can I say about him that has not already been said! He's innocent yet, several episodes DEDICATED to torturing him, shoving him down as if he's worthless. Squidward torture porns are, without a doubt, one of the WORST aspects of modern Spingebill. Welp! Bleach now!

TL;DR Version:

Honorable Mentions-
Dib
Larry
Dorkus
3. Joshua
2. Kyle
1. Squidward