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Published: 2012-05-18 16:44:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 3146; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 17
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After I made Barley, I had to make thisNow, one bucket of beer can be 'drunk' five times. The first drink of beer within 5 minutes will heal 2 hearts, the second will heal 3 hearts and cause a minute of regeneration, the third will cause wooziness (a new status, like poison, strength ETC.) which basically means you'll find it hard to move in a straight line for 1.06 minutes. The fourth one will cause Wooziness for 3.20 minutes and 3 hearts of damage, and the fith one causes death. Don't worry though, thats only if that beer's all within 5 minutes.
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Comments: 58
MoonbowDragon [2013-01-29 08:48:17 +0000 UTC]
I'd probably realize something is wrong after the third bucket and stop drinking.
...But I don't like beer in the first case, so I may not have anything to worry about.
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Steve1345 [2012-05-27 03:06:19 +0000 UTC]
Dude, one time I drank 900 beers of glass
And now I'm tOtAlLy GoNnA DrInK 900 BeErS oF BuCkEt.
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Steve1345 In reply to Steve1345 [2012-07-15 09:09:59 +0000 UTC]
And I poured in a bathtub to exploit the bucket system.
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RedPanda7 In reply to TacoDip [2012-05-18 17:11:07 +0000 UTC]
Every one can't resist it...
WHICH IS HOW I SHALL RULE THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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TacoDip In reply to RedPanda7 [2012-05-18 17:15:31 +0000 UTC]
WOuldn't you like to... take sip....
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RedPanda7 In reply to TacoDip [2012-05-18 17:16:09 +0000 UTC]
I would, but I'm allergic to wheat
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TacoDip In reply to RedPanda7 [2012-05-18 17:52:33 +0000 UTC]
You will king of the beers only allergic
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RedPanda7 In reply to TacoDip [2012-05-18 18:40:47 +0000 UTC]
No one will be able to destroy me
unles they have weapons of any kind...
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RedPanda7 In reply to TacoDip [2012-05-18 21:27:35 +0000 UTC]
Even worse then a rocket launcher! Well, technically thats not true.
rocket launcher = death
wheat = being sick and not being able to sleep
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TacoDip In reply to RedPanda7 [2012-05-19 09:56:58 +0000 UTC]
But we can make you sick with wheat and then bind you to a rocket launcher, VICTORY!
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RedPanda7 In reply to TacoDip [2012-05-19 11:25:08 +0000 UTC]
You can have a victory beer now
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TacoDip In reply to RedPanda7 [2012-05-20 09:21:44 +0000 UTC]
We killed you already -.- or you are in space, still having allergic reactions which will together with the gravity change mutate you in an alien and you will build a new planet.
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RedPanda7 In reply to TacoDip [2012-05-20 11:33:00 +0000 UTC]
I've always wanted to do that...
Not the allergic reaction, mutation or being in space. I mean making my own planet
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RedPanda7 In reply to TacoDip [2012-05-20 18:19:01 +0000 UTC]
Mine would have a varity of extrodinary creatures
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RedPanda7 In reply to TacoDip [2012-05-21 12:45:41 +0000 UTC]
Like the talking one on Southpark?
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RedPanda7 In reply to Vertical-Rows [2012-05-18 17:12:29 +0000 UTC]
I've brought alcohol poisoning to the game
But you're dead...
Yayno?
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Vertical-Rows In reply to RedPanda7 [2012-05-18 17:54:20 +0000 UTC]
At least my death proves how succeful the beer is!
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RedPanda7 In reply to Vertical-Rows [2012-05-18 18:41:43 +0000 UTC]
(becoming my favourite emote)
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Vertical-Rows In reply to RedPanda7 [2012-05-18 18:44:44 +0000 UTC]
I'm merely here to die numerous times to prove your ideas right.
Oh, and I'm here to sleep.
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RedPanda7 In reply to Vertical-Rows [2012-05-18 18:45:52 +0000 UTC]
Ofcourse. Everyones here to sleep. Unless you count the beluga army of Artic.
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Vertical-Rows In reply to RedPanda7 [2012-05-18 18:49:20 +0000 UTC]
Shush, I'm Power-Napping.
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RedPanda7 In reply to Vertical-Rows [2012-05-18 18:51:12 +0000 UTC]
Sleep well Vertical, because the belugas will kill us all...
No idea why I say belugas alot, probably because it's an intresting word to say
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Vertical-Rows In reply to RedPanda7 [2012-05-18 19:22:37 +0000 UTC]
Beluga, Beluga,
A-Dooby-Dooby-Dooby-Dooga,
No sleep,
Just weep,
You Beluga,
A Dooga,
A Dooby-Dooby-Dooby-Dooga,
Beluga.
*Yeah*
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RedPanda7 In reply to Vertical-Rows [2012-05-18 19:28:40 +0000 UTC]
Its like the narwhal song, but jazzy
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Vertical-Rows In reply to RedPanda7 [2012-05-19 07:36:12 +0000 UTC]
I spent 5 hours on that, and by five hours I mean 5 seconds
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RedPanda7 In reply to Vertical-Rows [2012-05-19 11:24:40 +0000 UTC]
Like all great musicians
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Vertical-Rows In reply to RedPanda7 [2012-05-19 11:46:14 +0000 UTC]
One day I'll be famous for my amazing pieces of music~
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RedPanda7 In reply to Vertical-Rows [2012-05-19 11:54:06 +0000 UTC]
And I shall become famous for the radomn crap I say
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Vertical-Rows In reply to RedPanda7 [2012-05-19 12:11:41 +0000 UTC]
And I shall be killed by extremely attractive koalas.
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RedPanda7 In reply to DettanArts [2012-05-18 17:05:18 +0000 UTC]
XD
Wait, how many sips of beer did you drink?
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