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Aaaaah, I can't stop myself. For this reason, I will upload chapter 9 until chapter 12 the next few days. After that I need a little break, but I think the next chapters will make you curious. XD

Enjoy.

9. Women are cruel

"I thought I would know her. I thought I would know her," Bill muttered again and again.
It was in the middle of the night. He sat with Kinski, Stump and Chorizo on the salon bar in Cactus Hills and drank one drink after another. Kinski counted with worried eyes 10 glasses.
"Bill, that stuff is very shot."
"I really thought I would know her!" Bill said louder, without listen to him.
Kinski covered his ears. Stump did the same. Just Chorizo tried to ignore and looked over to the saloon ladies who walked through the row of chairs to find someone for their money earning. He winced when the dancing woman appeared next to the musicians and looked over at him. She watched him and smiled. Chorizo smiled back.
"Maybe we should forget all," Kinski began. "And ride back to Dirt."
"What-dirt?" Bill mumbled.
"Uh… our home town."
"Home? To that loser?" Bill growled. "It's the woman's fault that we are living in a dirty town like now."
Stump tipped his forehead. Kinski waved his hands warningly that he should be calm. But Bill wasn't ready yet.
"Mark my words, let me tell you… and get a smack on your ears!"
He grabbed Stump's and Kinski's ear and pulled them closer at him.
„Never, never, never, never, never trust a woman. Absolutely NEver!"
"Okay, I will keep it in my mind," Stump said and managed to come free again.
"Women are the worst thing which can ever happen…"
"Okay, okay," Kinski said. "I get it. Take a drink."
He held the next glass in front of Bill's nose. Bill grabbed it and emptied it quickly.
"They kiss everyone which walk along the street…"
"Shhh! Bill," Kinski hissed. "The people are looking at us!"
"Let me tell you all! Women are cruel!"
Chorizo, who still looked at the dancing girl, grinned wistfully. "Yes, they are."
"Psst!" the barkeeper came closer and whispered at Kinski: "Better you take him out. We don't like that someone offends our ladies."
Kinski nodded apologized. "Of course we will. Come on, Bill. We will make a little walk."
"Yes," Stump agreed. "Let's get some fresh air."
They went to the exit. Chorizo came seconds later.
Bill muttered some incomprehensible words. Stump gave him a little help, while the drunken Gila monster continued his monologue.
"Women are cruel creatures!" he said loudly.
"SST, Bill! Shut your trap!" Kinski hissed. "The most women have a gun here."
Bill laughed. "Gun?! Gun. There are gunmen, also now gunwomen? How crazy is that? The world is over… it's all over… It's over! Women are ruling the world!"
"Bill, be quiet!" Kinski hissed warningly when he saw three saloon women, who came down the street in their direction.
"Do you see it?!" Bill yelled and pointed at them. "I bet they have hid a gun under their dress. As if they wouldn't have to hide enough under their…"
Kinski held his hand on Bill's mouth and nodded apologized. "Sorry, his wife left him yesterday."
The woman exchanged glance each other. "Lucky for her," one of them said and disappeared in the saloon.
"Mm-pf- ta-m… Damn! Take your damn hand from my mouth!" Bill shouted and pushed Kinski aside.
"Bill! Calm down!" Chorizo warned.
Bill pushed him away. "Let me do my job! This long tailed snake used to say. His job. To take a woman away. Far away. I'm alone… left with a goddamn wimp named Durango."
"His name is Rango," Stump corrected.
Bill snorted. "He is a fake! A liar! God damn, he shall burn down himself with his damn town!"
He threw his fists to the sky. "THE TOWN!"
Kinski looked at Stump and Chorizo. Bill became too loud. The rabbit nodded at them and made a knocking move with his hand. Stump made a waiting gesture and disappeared for a moment. Not long, and he came back with a cudgel in his hands.
Kinski put a hand on Bill's shoulder to interrupt his walking.
"Sorry, Bill. But it's just for your best and for your health."
He took off Bill's hat, because they knew, Bill would be very annoyed if someone damaged his hat.
Stump hauled off and hit on Bill's head. Bill sank to the ground.
They looked down at the unconscious lizard.
Chorizo sighed deeply. "Like my dad. I hated it when he had drunken and I had to take him home."
Kinski sighed. "Let's find a place to sleep. I'm tired."
They pulled Bill through the street behind the houses. They passed several wooden racks with many cactus pieces for drying. They entered a shed and found a big hay store.
With effort, they pushed Bill inside the hay, where he could sleep it off until tomorrow.
Then they lay themselves into the hay, too. After a several hay rustling everyone found his sleep position and silence came.
The window in the shed wall let shine in the moon rays and they could see the beautiful stars.
"Good that there is no hole in the roof," Chorizo muttered. "If you are living in a land where rain is very rare, you never have a problem with wetness."
"What are you thinking about it?" Kinski asked.
"Well, when there is no rain, it doesn't come down through the hole…"
"That's not what I meant."
"About what?"
"Beans, you know."
"Oh, about her. Uh… donnu."
"I had never thought that she would do something like that."
Stump snorted. "So much for the great love."
There was silence for a moment.
"Kinski?" Stump asked.
"Yes?"
"Do you really think she loves him?"
"Who?"
"She the snake."
Kinski sighed. "Don't know. I don't understand woman anyway."
"Oh yes, women," Chorizo muttered and grinned.
Kinski covered his ears over his eyes. "Good' nigh'"
He lifted one of his ears from his eyes when he heard a rustling sound again next to him.
Stump had put out his stuffed rabbit under his hat."
"Very adult," Kinski said sarcastically. "How embarrassing."
Stump snorted offended and rolled to the other side.
"Good night."
"Night."
The rabbits kept silent.
"Kinski?"
"Mmmh?"
"What do you think, are they doing at this moment?"
"Domt kno," the rabbit muttered under his ears. "I don't want to know. Sleep."
"Okay."
With these words, Stump closed his eyes for today.
Chorizo covered his head with his hat and after a while, a snoring of three and a drunken unconscious Gila monster filled the shed.

To be continued...

Description
Aaaaah, I can't stop myself. For this reason, I will upload chapter 9 until chapter 12 the next few days. After that I need a little break, but I think the next chapters will make you curious. XD

Enjoy.

9. Women are cruel

"I thought I would know her. I thought I would know her," Bill muttered again and again.
It was in the middle of the night. He sat with Kinski, Stump and Chorizo on the salon bar in Cactus Hills and drank one drink after another. Kinski counted with worried eyes 10 glasses.
"Bill, that stuff is very shot."
"I really thought I would know her!" Bill said louder, without listen to him.
Kinski covered his ears. Stump did the same. Just Chorizo tried to ignore and looked over to the saloon ladies who walked through the row of chairs to find someone for their money earning. He winced when the dancing woman appeared next to the musicians and looked over at him. She watched him and smiled. Chorizo smiled back.
"Maybe we should forget all," Kinski began. "And ride back to Dirt."
"What-dirt?" Bill mumbled.
"Uh… our home town."
"Home? To that loser?" Bill growled. "It's the woman's fault that we are living in a dirty town like now."
Stump tipped his forehead. Kinski waved his hands warningly that he should be calm. But Bill wasn't ready yet.
"Mark my words, let me tell you… and get a smack on your ears!"
He grabbed Stump's and Kinski's ear and pulled them closer at him.
„Never, never, never, never, never trust a woman. Absolutely NEver!"
"Okay, I will keep it in my mind," Stump said and managed to come free again.
"Women are the worst thing which can ever happen…"
"Okay, okay," Kinski said. "I get it. Take a drink."
He held the next glass in front of Bill's nose. Bill grabbed it and emptied it quickly.
"They kiss everyone which walk along the street…"
"Shhh! Bill," Kinski hissed. "The people are looking at us!"
"Let me tell you all! Women are cruel!"
Chorizo, who still looked at the dancing girl, grinned wistfully. "Yes, they are."
"Psst!" the barkeeper came closer and whispered at Kinski: "Better you take him out. We don't like that someone offends our ladies."
Kinski nodded apologized. "Of course we will. Come on, Bill. We will make a little walk."
"Yes," Stump agreed. "Let's get some fresh air."
They went to the exit. Chorizo came seconds later.
Bill muttered some incomprehensible words. Stump gave him a little help, while the drunken Gila monster continued his monologue.
"Women are cruel creatures!" he said loudly.
"SST, Bill! Shut your trap!" Kinski hissed. "The most women have a gun here."
Bill laughed. "Gun?! Gun. There are gunmen, also now gunwomen? How crazy is that? The world is over… it's all over… It's over! Women are ruling the world!"
"Bill, be quiet!" Kinski hissed warningly when he saw three saloon women, who came down the street in their direction.
"Do you see it?!" Bill yelled and pointed at them. "I bet they have hid a gun under their dress. As if they wouldn't have to hide enough under their…"
Kinski held his hand on Bill's mouth and nodded apologized. "Sorry, his wife left him yesterday."
The woman exchanged glance each other. "Lucky for her," one of them said and disappeared in the saloon.
"Mm-pf- ta-m… Damn! Take your damn hand from my mouth!" Bill shouted and pushed Kinski aside.
"Bill! Calm down!" Chorizo warned.
Bill pushed him away. "Let me do my job! This long tailed snake used to say. His job. To take a woman away. Far away. I'm alone… left with a goddamn wimp named Durango."
"His name is Rango," Stump corrected.
Bill snorted. "He is a fake! A liar! God damn, he shall burn down himself with his damn town!"
He threw his fists to the sky. "THE TOWN!"
Kinski looked at Stump and Chorizo. Bill became too loud. The rabbit nodded at them and made a knocking move with his hand. Stump made a waiting gesture and disappeared for a moment. Not long, and he came back with a cudgel in his hands.
Kinski put a hand on Bill's shoulder to interrupt his walking.
"Sorry, Bill. But it's just for your best and for your health."
He took off Bill's hat, because they knew, Bill would be very annoyed if someone damaged his hat.
Stump hauled off and hit on Bill's head. Bill sank to the ground.
They looked down at the unconscious lizard.
Chorizo sighed deeply. "Like my dad. I hated it when he had drunken and I had to take him home."
Kinski sighed. "Let's find a place to sleep. I'm tired."
They pulled Bill through the street behind the houses. They passed several wooden racks with many cactus pieces for drying. They entered a shed and found a big hay store.
With effort, they pushed Bill inside the hay, where he could sleep it off until tomorrow.
Then they lay themselves into the hay, too. After a several hay rustling everyone found his sleep position and silence came.
The window in the shed wall let shine in the moon rays and they could see the beautiful stars.
"Good that there is no hole in the roof," Chorizo muttered. "If you are living in a land where rain is very rare, you never have a problem with wetness."
"What are you thinking about it?" Kinski asked.
"Well, when there is no rain, it doesn't come down through the hole…"
"That's not what I meant."
"About what?"
"Beans, you know."
"Oh, about her. Uh… donnu."
"I had never thought that she would do something like that."
Stump snorted. "So much for the great love."
There was silence for a moment.
"Kinski?" Stump asked.
"Yes?"
"Do you really think she loves him?"
"Who?"
"She the snake."
Kinski sighed. "Don't know. I don't understand woman anyway."
"Oh yes, women," Chorizo muttered and grinned.
Kinski covered his ears over his eyes. "Good' nigh'"
He lifted one of his ears from his eyes when he heard a rustling sound again next to him.
Stump had put out his stuffed rabbit under his hat."
"Very adult," Kinski said sarcastically. "How embarrassing."
Stump snorted offended and rolled to the other side.
"Good night."
"Night."
The rabbits kept silent.
"Kinski?"
"Mmmh?"
"What do you think, are they doing at this moment?"
"Domt kno," the rabbit muttered under his ears. "I don't want to know. Sleep."
"Okay."
With these words, Stump closed his eyes for today.
Chorizo covered his head with his hat and after a while, a snoring of three and a drunken unconscious Gila monster filled the shed.

To be continued...