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Robotess — WE LOVE YOU DAVID ATTENBOROUGH

Published: 2006-12-15 16:19:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 3481; Favourites: 106; Downloads: 49
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Description ...Truly, we do

So this is either going to make you go all AWWWGOOOOGLY or projectile vomit.

THOSE PENGUINS LOOK RETARDEDLY FAMILIAR >: [... ESPECIALLY THAT BIG FAT ONE WITH THE PURPLE LIP.

Hahahaha so this one is in honor of the winter, of the snow, of pengiwengiwenguins, of SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH, who's incredible documentaries formed the backbone of my early childhood, and of course, of my love for all things retardedly disgustingly adorable and watertight. If you haven't seen March of the Penguins, for the love of god, go do it. You'll go to heaven faster if you do. i promise.

AND...i have recently been made aware of a rash of...dare i say it...penguin -haters- on DA.

Well. you can all eat a giant industrial sized bag of ass, because penguins are BOSS.

HAPPYFEETS?!? damn right.

MARSHMALLOWBURDS (C) Mother Nature
This -picture- of Marshmallowburds (C) Sleepdep 2006
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Comments: 129

mymilkiaen [2006-12-15 17:57:48 +0000 UTC]

You just made my day

yay for penguins!

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Robotess In reply to mymilkiaen [2006-12-18 14:23:57 +0000 UTC]

keekeekee! glad yo liked it!

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CricketKitty [2006-12-15 17:52:27 +0000 UTC]

Ehhh I'm not too sure about Happy Feet, I mean why do the Penguins have mexican accents? Plus I'm a little tired of the tidal wave of 3d computer animated movies. But March of the Penguins is awesome awesome awesome!

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Robotess In reply to CricketKitty [2006-12-18 14:22:52 +0000 UTC]

*clucks tounge chidingly*

OF COURSE THEY HAVE MEXICAN ACCENTS. i mean, come on.

HAHAHAH NO YOU LIE. it was a cute movie. CUTE DAMNIT. did you know that one of the voices of the elephant seals was Steve Irwin? when we watched the credits, we saw the name and me an onion were like...i dunno. like a slap in the face man.

but that movie was SUPERCUUUUUUUUTE

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CaptainOscillator In reply to Robotess [2006-12-18 23:13:57 +0000 UTC]

zombie voice acting.

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CaptainOscillator In reply to CricketKitty [2006-12-16 04:13:46 +0000 UTC]

but theyre cute little talking animals! how many movies are there like that!? Once in a lifetime my friend, once in a lifetime.

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CricketKitty In reply to CaptainOscillator [2006-12-16 15:25:24 +0000 UTC]

I stand by my inital statement *turns away, crossing her arms firmly*

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CaptainOscillator In reply to CricketKitty [2006-12-17 03:36:02 +0000 UTC]

*fires spitballs at your back*

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CricketKitty In reply to CaptainOscillator [2006-12-17 17:06:39 +0000 UTC]

Ahhhhhh!! *screams like an idiot as she runs around in circles with her arms waving wildly*

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Robotess In reply to CricketKitty [2006-12-18 14:23:28 +0000 UTC]

*douses you* no comment sniping here, PLZ. *glowers at cap' Oscillator*

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CaptainOscillator In reply to Robotess [2006-12-18 23:13:26 +0000 UTC]

she started it. *pokes out tongue at her*

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CaptainOscillator In reply to CricketKitty [2006-12-17 20:35:31 +0000 UTC]

*takes photos and puts them on internet*

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Robotess In reply to CaptainOscillator [2006-12-18 14:23:46 +0000 UTC]

damn man! give me a chance to answer my comments, whore!!! XD

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OnionKnight In reply to ??? [2006-12-15 16:42:22 +0000 UTC]

"oh David,..... your voice is so dreamy!!!!!"

This sounds like a commercial for Penguins for some reason XD
"they will make you smarter, faster,..... better sex appeal,..... get one,.... NOW,..... PENGUIN!!!!!!"

They looks so cute as Penguins XD
personally I like the lil' Adelie ^^
*runs around with flippers up in the air*
the emperor is obvious XD, I mean who as a penguin would have hair over one side of his face and purple lips.
he looks so cuddly XD

"*cuddles up to the fat penguin* Damn its cold here"

Ha ha ha the thought of them as horrible penguins makes me laugh with sweet tooth nausia XD
*WARNING* to damn cute for words

Thanks man ^^
You always make me feel so special

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Robotess In reply to OnionKnight [2006-12-15 17:03:42 +0000 UTC]

"....>: [ fucking britishmen. THEY STEAL ALL OUR WOMEN, WOO ALL OUR MEN. WE CAN'T FUCKING COMPETE. I AM GOING HOME!!!!!!!!!"

*LAUGHS* for 18 monthly installments of 89.99, YOU can have the LIFE YOU DREAMED OF...PENGUIN *close up shot of some penguins walking on the ice*

HAHAHAHAH the adelie has HEAD BOLTS....HEAAAAAAAAD BOLTS. so that means by default it only eats goldfish and sometimes wears orange women's panties....the Emperor (read Arbeit Director)

"*makes penguin noise* this is ridiculous. i have to wait here for 3 MONTHS before i get to eat again!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? and this damned thing on my feet is COLD!"

*laughs* they would make the BEST penguins. despite the fact that they would like, scare off all the others and probably starve to death...o.o

PENGUINS FOR THE WIN!!!

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OnionKnight In reply to Robotess [2006-12-18 14:45:34 +0000 UTC]

I am a little disapointed no one knows who the Lungile Penguin is. At least the Omni Penguin is obvious XD

yeah,.... they would probally stare to death "I'm not going in that water, it looks cold"

ha ha ha XD
3 months? DAMN!!! HEY!!! I want to be the daddy penguin!!!!

I still want to get one of those snow globes that you slide the picture into for this

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Spoonfayse In reply to OnionKnight [2006-12-19 13:25:18 +0000 UTC]

But I did recognise Lungile too. The head bolts were a giveaway. :< But I bet he'd look too freaky if his feather coat was as black-and-white as when he's a mag. XD

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OnionKnight In reply to Spoonfayse [2007-01-05 16:24:27 +0000 UTC]

tee hee ^^
you are awsome then XD

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Spoonfayse In reply to OnionKnight [2007-01-08 10:18:31 +0000 UTC]

Thanks...

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Robotess In reply to OnionKnight [2006-12-18 14:56:50 +0000 UTC]

hahahhahahaaa...no, i think my cunning ways have not fooled people XD i think they are just more outraged that people would actually NOT like penguins....FOR SHAME!

*laughs* that Lungile penguin is CUTER THAN ANYTHING. i want to put it in a little harness and take it for a walk.

"fuck that water. there is -ice- in it >: [ like...big CHUNKS of ice. what kind of sick joke IS this?! *penguin noise penguin noise penguin noise*"

YES. with the little glittery bits XD i'll look at the store today ^_^

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OnionKnight In reply to Robotess [2006-12-19 13:06:33 +0000 UTC]

*shakes head* I don't think anyone pays attention that hard

We still have more penguin based shows to watch to huh?

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rocketgal In reply to ??? [2006-12-15 16:33:50 +0000 UTC]

holy sweet god i thought he had died or something o__o i guess not though


Pengins am flawsome

my thumb was once bitten by a jackass penguin. that was awesome. and so it this : D

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battybuddy In reply to rocketgal [2007-02-19 19:38:50 +0000 UTC]

Lol... The thought of a Penguin on the show Jackass makes me laugh.

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Robotess In reply to rocketgal [2006-12-15 16:55:21 +0000 UTC]

dude. a -jackass- penguin?

RIGHTOUS.

AHAHA those are so pretty. like. Onionknight and i have been obsessing over them for the past few weeks...now we KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM.

EVERYTHING.

and that's what we're giving out for christmas.

Penguin knowledge.

So. here's your present: THE HUMBOLT PENGUIN LIVES AS FAR AS CHILE AND PERU. IT HAS PATCHES OF BARE SKIN ON ITS FACE TO PREVENT THE THICKLY INSULATED BIRD FROM OVERHEATING.

MERRY CHRISTMAS >: D

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CaptainOscillator In reply to Robotess [2006-12-16 04:11:35 +0000 UTC]

what do you know about the yelloww eyed penguin, huh smartass?

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Robotess In reply to CaptainOscillator [2006-12-16 04:16:36 +0000 UTC]

It is the most endangered species of penguin. it goes inland to nest. it prefers solitude; therefore its nesting sighs are always in secluded areas of the forest. They native to New Zealand and the southernmost islands of the Antarctic, but deforestation for sheep has forced them out into the open...so they are not faring too well.

butthurt any?

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CaptainOscillator In reply to Robotess [2006-12-16 04:36:05 +0000 UTC]

only in the good way. and you didn't mention the most important fact of all, they are deadly skilled in the art of pengiun-fu.

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rocketgal In reply to Robotess [2006-12-15 17:17:04 +0000 UTC]

oh dont EVEN get me started on pengurrs

THE MACARONI PENGUIN WEIGHS ABOUT 4.5 KG!

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