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Published: 2007-03-16 07:14:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 49; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Ode Da Ted(e.g)oh keanu reeves
who whispers amonsts the poplar leaves
you make my heart long to sneeze
you bought a house by a lake
you stole my soul with point break
i agree, swayze is a snake
and all within the matrix is a fake
come to my house and eat some cake
your role as buddha quite half-baked
i still find your acting skill quite nifty
my heart rate won't drop below fifty
pop quiz hot shot
mop fizz crock pot
my pants too stick out starkly
seeing you animatedly scanner darkly
meet me in that timeslinging phonebooth
and we'll both canoodle most uncouth.
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Wow....what a tribute.
Have you sent this wonderful piece of literature to his house yet?
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....no..and i don't know why i haven't...
maybe because it's a little TOO creepy...but i don't know him personally, he did play a stalker in one movie, so...
was it called Watchers?
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Don't know that movie.
And yeah, that would be VERY creepy. But that is what makes it funny.
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