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rvxen — Sunburned Messiah
Published: 2007-07-16 05:50:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 125; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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after sitting out in the sun for about 6 hours trying to sell my art and read tarot for people to make cash for survival purposes, i came home and found myself burnt. i had painted symbols onto my body with ink and when i washed it away, i found that i hadn't been burnt underneath it! and thus, the sunburned messiah was born!sufferin' for da art, o yowtch o-face.
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You are going to get melanoma and die. Thats horrid, I dont want you to die.
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geez, me niether... well if it happens it does...but can't worry about that now. i'm gonna keep myself covered until i'm healed up and lather myself in vitamin e and aloe. and always keep smiling!
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untill that smile cracks your face open and your skin starts to peel off. that happened to my dad once. He got so burnt that his entire ear peeled off.
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O.O well let's hope that doen't happen to me...my hair saved my ears luckily...
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oh good! I have bad relationships with the sun...
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yeah, i'm thinking of using this as my profile pic to send to people who put up personal ads... 'wanna sleep with the devil, baby?' or something like that...
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nice dont for get to offer them free ring tones that get em every time
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ooh! eternal damnation AND free ring tones! gawd, wotta hook! thanks!
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heh, sadly i did not... i read a few people's (and a couple children's) tarot and the majority seemed helped by it. i had a couple people who came to me and said they loved my art and they would be right back to talk more but they had to go to their car or something and i didn't see them again...
ah well... guess i just need to keep trying...
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thants the spirit oh follow them to there car that way they buy out of fear
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ah the ol' fear tactic...hmmm... i bet i could scare them more by also repeating about how much i love them and why can't they return my undying love by buying my art? do they hate love? heh
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for every pice of art they dont buy a kitten dies works for me, those friggin love haters sitting in ther anti loveing hate homes which of course is poorly decorated cause they refuse to buy art
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