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KIETH'S OFFICE
-TENSIONS RUN THIN AS THE SPORES DRAW NEAR-

Jerry: So this is what you expect us to do for the rest of our days, Keith??? Holing outselves up in your office?!?

Keith: Until we find a way to FIGHT the SPORES, this is the safest scenario that I can devise!

Jane: But there must be something we can use to stop them!! Some sort of latent weakness that can destroy the SPORES!!!

Jerry: Fer Chrissakes, Jane! We're not in some goddamned Spielberg movie!! The common cold isn't gonna help us here, bitch!!

Keith: Don't talk to my wife like that, Jerry! We all just need to calm down for a moment and pray help will arrive!

Jerry: Help?! Stop being so naive, Keith! The Government and Military have failed us! What good were they against an enemy they couldn't bomb?! What good are we?!?

Jane: Maybe... Maybe Jerry's right, Keith!! How will the life of three individuals matter compared to the deaths of untold millions, if not BILLIONS!

Keith: And here I thought I had married a courageous woman! Not some sniveling coward!

Jane: You know what, Keith? Sometimes you're a complete bastard!

(POUND! POUND!! POUND!!!)

Jerry: AW SHIT! THEY'VE FOUND US!! THE FUCKING SPORES HAVE FOUND US!!!

Keith: (with shotgun ready) Jane, stay behind me! Jerry, try to find another way out of this infernal room!

Jerry: What kind of crack are you smoking?! This is your office! You of all people would know how to escape from it!!

Keith: This may be as good a time as any, I suppose, to bring up the fact that I don't actually work here. Jane, I'm not really an employee of Stimutech.

(POUND! POUND!! POUND!!!)

Jane: AAIIIEEEE!!! I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE JUST SHOOT THEM SHOOT THEM SHOOT THEM!!! AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!

Keith: And I haven't always been a man either...

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KIETH'S OFFICE
-TENSIONS RUN THIN AS THE SPORES DRAW NEAR-

Jerry: So this is what you expect us to do for the rest of our days, Keith??? Holing outselves up in your office?!?

Keith: Until we find a way to FIGHT the SPORES, this is the safest scenario that I can devise!

Jane: But there must be something we can use to stop them!! Some sort of latent weakness that can destroy the SPORES!!!

Jerry: Fer Chrissakes, Jane! We're not in some goddamned Spielberg movie!! The common cold isn't gonna help us here, bitch!!

Keith: Don't talk to my wife like that, Jerry! We all just need to calm down for a moment and pray help will arrive!

Jerry: Help?! Stop being so naive, Keith! The Government and Military have failed us! What good were they against an enemy they couldn't bomb?! What good are we?!?

Jane: Maybe... Maybe Jerry's right, Keith!! How will the life of three individuals matter compared to the deaths of untold millions, if not BILLIONS!

Keith: And here I thought I had married a courageous woman! Not some sniveling coward!

Jane: You know what, Keith? Sometimes you're a complete bastard!

(POUND! POUND!! POUND!!!)

Jerry: AW SHIT! THEY'VE FOUND US!! THE FUCKING SPORES HAVE FOUND US!!!

Keith: (with shotgun ready) Jane, stay behind me! Jerry, try to find another way out of this infernal room!

Jerry: What kind of crack are you smoking?! This is your office! You of all people would know how to escape from it!!

Keith: This may be as good a time as any, I suppose, to bring up the fact that I don't actually work here. Jane, I'm not really an employee of Stimutech.

(POUND! POUND!! POUND!!!)

Jane: AAIIIEEEE!!! I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE JUST SHOOT THEM SHOOT THEM SHOOT THEM!!! AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!

Keith: And I haven't always been a man either...