HOME | DD

schizmatic — Caps Lock And Load by-nc-sa

Published: 2013-10-23 16:12:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 557; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 0
Redirect to original
Description CAN EVERYONE ON THE WEB PLZZZ GET THIS MESSAGE???!!! USING EXCESSIVE PUNCTUATION AND CAPITALIZATION DOES N O T MAKE PEOPLE TAKE YOU MORE SERIOUSLY!!!!

SERIOUSLYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Image: schizmatic.com/files/caps_lock… Page: schizmatic.com/comics/464

Schizmatic: A Webcomic Of Intelligent Weirdness - Store - Archive
     Like on Facebook, Follow on Twitter
Related content
Comments: 20

Secantz [2015-01-11 04:03:18 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! With facebook, it's always a punctuation-less paragraph. Makes me think how some people ever got through school. Is the internet a place where people fee free from grammar? Have the Grammar Nazis attenuated themselves to just a few operators in the world? Who really dictates how people type? What influences this grammar less universe we call the internet?

I know it's about caps lock, but, I feel the run-ons should be grouped in this section as well.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

schizmatic In reply to Secantz [2015-01-11 06:21:02 +0000 UTC]

I know, that's the problem with automatic spell check and grammar check: you still have to actually USE them. SO annoying...

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Secantz In reply to schizmatic [2015-01-12 17:32:31 +0000 UTC]

Ah, the inconvenience of technology that might actually help us write better, sometimes.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

ironsides11 [2013-10-23 21:29:59 +0000 UTC]

haha thats the first time I've seen cap-locks ironically.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

schizmatic In reply to ironsides11 [2013-10-23 21:40:08 +0000 UTC]

I know, irony and shrieking usually don't go well together.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

originalspaceduck [2013-10-23 18:17:01 +0000 UTC]

CAPS-LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

schizmatic In reply to originalspaceduck [2013-10-23 18:31:06 +0000 UTC]

KEWL CONTROL, BABY.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

originalspaceduck In reply to schizmatic [2013-10-23 18:46:04 +0000 UTC]

RULE 39 FTW

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

jeditoby [2013-10-23 17:06:14 +0000 UTC]

"Caps locks don't harm people. People harm people."

"If you take away caps lock, it will only create an underground trade for older caps-lock capable boards. Or worse, people will start using stuck shift keys, or even the Sticky Keys function in Windows."

"We must have caps locks so we can shout down all those who would shout at us (preferably first)."

And finally, "I have a right to capital letters, because they used them in the Constitution."

👍: 0 ⏩: 2

schizmatic In reply to jeditoby [2013-10-23 18:42:39 +0000 UTC]

lol these are jewels. I feel a sequel coming... Lethal Weapon V: Capital Crime

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

jeditoby In reply to schizmatic [2013-10-23 19:48:56 +0000 UTC]

The distressing thing is, as I'm typing them, I find myself asking, "If I just replace every gun reference in the NRA with Caps Lock...does this prove their point or is it some postmodern way of mocking their position?"

*shudder* Just use capitals and guns responsibly, people!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

schizmatic In reply to jeditoby [2013-10-23 21:49:54 +0000 UTC]

See, you're exercising way too much even-tempered thoughtfulness. Meanwhile, when people use guns and caps lock, they're not looking to score subtlety points.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

jeditoby In reply to schizmatic [2013-10-23 21:56:28 +0000 UTC]

I can't help it! I saw the comparison between fan and fanboy and realized I could never, ever be a fanboy! Subtlety is my stock-in-trade!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

schizmatic In reply to jeditoby [2013-10-24 00:07:23 +0000 UTC]

I buy subtlety in bulk from Costco --like ten whopping pallets at a time.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

jeditoby In reply to jeditoby [2013-10-23 17:07:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh, almost forgot:

"If more responsible caps lock users had more access to caps lock, fewer abusers of caps lock would be harming others."

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Emisferosinistro [2013-10-23 16:56:24 +0000 UTC]

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

EzzieLynn [2013-10-23 16:32:31 +0000 UTC]

I fricking love it!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

schizmatic In reply to EzzieLynn [2013-10-23 18:54:45 +0000 UTC]

Thx. I always try to rant safely.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

EzzieLynn In reply to schizmatic [2013-10-23 20:03:53 +0000 UTC]

XD You do a pretty good job of it

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Lizlovestoons12 [2013-10-23 16:15:37 +0000 UTC]

Amen to that!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0