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I have a MIGHTY THIRST for things with mayonnaise (I crave that flavor and its creamy fluffiness at least once a day) and I don't mind most other condiments these days, but as a child I found ordinary ketchup and yellow mustard - especially in combination - to be damn near nauseating and wanted it absolutely nowhere near my food. I can tolerate them now, but I still find them very unappetizing to look at and prefer to avoid them. I especially hate how a half-filled ketchup bottle looks with all those wet globs on the inside.

Originally the tubes were coming out of the monster's nose, but this just got in the way. Maybe it's gross enough as it is.

Also a joke about how everyone thinks hot dogs are a "mystery meat" loaded with unmentionables. They're really the same beef you get in anything else, like how Spam is really nothing but perfectly ordinary ham (mostly from the pig's shoulder area.) I know this and I don't even eat red meat.

Description
I have a MIGHTY THIRST for things with mayonnaise (I crave that flavor and its creamy fluffiness at least once a day) and I don't mind most other condiments these days, but as a child I found ordinary ketchup and yellow mustard - especially in combination - to be damn near nauseating and wanted it absolutely nowhere near my food. I can tolerate them now, but I still find them very unappetizing to look at and prefer to avoid them. I especially hate how a half-filled ketchup bottle looks with all those wet globs on the inside.

Originally the tubes were coming out of the monster's nose, but this just got in the way. Maybe it's gross enough as it is.

Also a joke about how everyone thinks hot dogs are a "mystery meat" loaded with unmentionables. They're really the same beef you get in anything else, like how Spam is really nothing but perfectly ordinary ham (mostly from the pig's shoulder area.) I know this and I don't even eat red meat.