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Published: 2009-05-31 05:13:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 6491; Favourites: 77; Downloads: 48
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I have a MIGHTY THIRST for things with mayonnaise (I crave that flavor and its creamy fluffiness at least once a day) and I don't mind most other condiments these days, but as a child I found ordinary ketchup and yellow mustard - especially in combination - to be damn near nauseating and wanted it absolutely nowhere near my food. I can tolerate them now, but I still find them very unappetizing to look at and prefer to avoid them. I especially hate how a half-filled ketchup bottle looks with all those wet globs on the inside.Originally the tubes were coming out of the monster's nose, but this just got in the way. Maybe it's gross enough as it is.
Also a joke about how everyone thinks hot dogs are a "mystery meat" loaded with unmentionables. They're really the same beef you get in anything else, like how Spam is really nothing but perfectly ordinary ham (mostly from the pig's shoulder area.) I know this and I don't even eat red meat.
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im not even gonna ask where does the mayo come from 
well at least the guy was honest there is nothing wrong with the beef
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lolol
I guess if his head is covered in dozens of human heads, his crotch is quite the sight.
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i'll never eat ketchup or mustard for the rest of my life.[link]
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So, I guess the meat comes from there too. Right?
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No, he was telling the truth completely
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This explains why I like ketchup but not tomatoes...
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I find certain meat producing companies more disgusting than this, but for the sake of my legal safety I won't mention their names 
Lol'd @ "PAIIIN!!"
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I only like ketchup on french fries, and I only like mayo when it is combined with mustard or some other condiment. I like mustard by itself.
The "Hawt Daug" guy looks like he hasn't slept in days.
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On second thought, Ketchup, Mayo, and Mustard, to me, look like food. They don't remind me of anything else. True, ketchup and blood are close to the same color, but that has never bothered me.
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According to some source, hot dogs are mostly made of a combinations of other 'scrap meats', or meats that are left over from other operations, such as beef, chicken parts, even small pieces of bone at times.
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Wow, all those mushed together faces are really creepy. Nice!
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You should really say at least a couple words when you comment, like what you thought was funny about or interesting, or a question or something
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Took me a second to realize. . . then I thought it was awesome xDDD
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I'm like that but with mayo. But I pretty much dislike all conventional ketchup and I really only like super-spicy mustard.
Mayo reminds me of pus and I get horribly nauseous around it.
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I never think of pus as white, but as yellow-green or brown, another thing that grosses me out about mustard (also corn. Corn to me looks like a bunch of pus-filled boils ready to pop!)
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Haha, that's great. Really nice concept for this one. Though I have to say I hate thumbnail view, it ruins some of the fun.
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Yeah it kinda spoils the endings...you get a better effect if you check the comics on my website instead
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Remind me not to go to that restaurant again, just to save a head-monster or two.
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Truth can be stranger and grosser than fiction when it comes to food and products we use every day. Ragu will allow up to 11 maggots in a batch of sauce; any more and it's disposed of.
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When they talk about insects in food though, they're referring to the ones that get ground up in machinery, so they don't mean 11 whole maggots, but 11 maggots worth of microscopic particles
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I'm sure they take a sample and check for a certain parts per million number.
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It took me the longest time to get why the guy's finger looked like that. Then I did and it's pretty clever.
I had weird thought last night that reminds me of your comics. Maybe you can use it. I was thinking about how people listen to seashells to "hear the ocean" and how kids believe it's an actual recording of the ocean. What if there was an actual ocean inprisoned inside the seashell, complete with the listener's doppelgΓ€nger at the shore? He's been waiting for him to come so he could turn the tables and be free of the shell.
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That's a cool idea
Probably be too hard for me to illustrate but there's a whole world of possibilities with seashells
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Glad you like the idea. 
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The grossest part of the intire comic is that he chose to put KETCHUP on his hotdog.
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Lol, I feel bad for the monster. I too hate ketchup, haven't tried mayo, yet, but i think mustard is A-OK.
Great comic!
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never tried mayo!? You need tuna salad!!
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I never liked mustard. I still like ketchup, though.
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Oh geez! I will have to think twice before I eat ketchup again! XD
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Never seen or heard of him :/
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Surely, you remember the physical manifestation of the Evil Force from the dark bowers of man's domain. The movie crew nicknamed it "Rottenapplehead."
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Somehow I completely misread evil dead 2 as something...but I have no idea what
Oddly I don't remember him at all though D:
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I used to shudder about head cheese (especially after the scene with the hitchhiker in Texas Chainsaw Masacre) until a family friend marinated some in vinegar. It's good stuff now!
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D:
This became so much more hilarious after my brother looked over my shoulder and I got to see his face as it loaded up the full-view.
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i can't stand ketchup or mustard either, well the bright yellow mustard is the one i hate, i don't mind real mustard.
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Spicy brown mustard doesn't bug me at all, it looks like real food in comparison!
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yep, just can't stand the sight of those synthetic looking condiments
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Hmm... over here hotdogs are made of pig not cow. Dunno what we use for condiments though, hope it isn't that thing...
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The "default" hot dog in the US is all-beef or a mix of beef and pork. I only like the pork & turkey if I have to eat one, but I really prefer the taste and texture of tofu dogs the most, oddly.
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hmm... quite the menagerie you've got going there.
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FFfffffF.
I actually hate most condiments in general, and this just makes me hate them even more. D: (and I share your sentiments on half empty ketchup bottles. Augh!)
Should I even ask what ranch dressing is made of? seriously, that stuff's the worst. It looks like bird poo and you can smell it a mile away. And my mom puts it on EVERYTHING.
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Ranch is, or can be, a mix of spices combined with a base of milk and mayonnaise. I had a pack of "do it yourself" Ranch and those were the only ingredients besides the included spice pack. Came out just like the kind in a bottle.
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Really? That sounds like I should like it, but I've never cared too much for the taste of ranch. Maybe it's just too much flavor.
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I appreciate when they make the ketchup bottle opaque, so I don't have to look at it. It's thoughtful of them.
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EuRGH! You like mayo? The sight of that hideous glop wobbling on an spoon or fork makes me just about vomit!
How can you hate the purity and wonder that is ketchup?
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