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Published: 2008-08-03 18:58:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 612; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 9
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I was going to say, 'because everyone else is doing it'but I was actually the first one to post a picture of their refrigerator.
Anywayzzzzz.
*eats rice*
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There is a lot of pictures of refrigirator
More than what's in your fridge
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There is also a dead body in my bathroom.
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THERE IS PLEHNTY OF LIQWUORE JUST NOT ENOUGH DRUNKJ.
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WHA? ISH un in th mrnin I SAY WE DRN\K
TO YOU
eshpeshully
HERES TO YA
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Nice fridge. It looks blue, or a light near it is blue... pretty.
I want to hug your fridge.
We have lots of bottled water, vitamin water, cola, carrots, grapes, and lunch-ables that we almost never eat.
Argh. This makes me hungry.
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You could live off that food for years.
Or start a mould farm.
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I keep trying to delete this photo because I ALREADY COMMENTED but it refuses to delete!! DO I HAVE TO COMMENT TEN TIMES WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!??
giraffe!!
*death*
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
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you made me go look at my fridge...
it has a A LOT of alcohol in it... does that say anything good about me? <.<
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Yes, that means you are a good person.
Heather would approve.
*gives you the thumbs up*
YOU SHOULD POST A PICTURE!
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Fridge
^ there you go!
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my goodness that's an empty fridge. delightful cast of blue light though.
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There was also some rotting vegetable matter in the drawer.
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ah the romance.
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This picture seems oddly familiar.
Did you post this a long time ago?
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It is oddly familiar.
I posted it as a Preview Image last time.
There are still pretty much the exact same things.
There are four containers of butter now instead of two.
There is an onion that has been there for weeks.
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Questions:
is that a small pickle in a Ziploc bag?
Is there a small dark sperm at the bottom of the fridge?
Also, I suggest putting your gallons of wine in the fridge for easy access.
*?*
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That is a small piece of avocado in a Ziploc bag.
I can't eat fiber though. It ruins my life.
And yes, that is a small dark sperm.
From a giant, obviously.
We only have two bottles right now because we are poor!
But I do a good job of getting drunk with all my boyfriends.
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Two bottles is wildly unacceptable.
I just had a moment where I regretted encouraging everyone to get shitfaced!
Moment over.
I like to make guacamole and watch movies about princesses and go on dates to popcornland.
*shocking!!!*
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I drank half a bottle last night on my date!
In like ten minutes.
Hahah.
I made guacamole every day and ate it with rice for a few weeks. But like I told you, fiber ruins my life. It had to stop.
Popcornland sounds fun. What is the weather like there?
*cracks knuckles*
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It is 100 degrees and Tyler hates me because it is 100 degrees.
He has these moments where he forgets who we are and gets the 'crazy eyes'. But mostly when he has to get his hair brushed. It makes him angry.
When we lived in our old apartment it was the shittiest apartment ever and I used to feed the wild javalinas because they lived outside. Oh and one of my main ways to amuse myself was to make my fiance make popcorn over the stove because he dances while he does it and I used to clap like he was a mechanical monkey there for my amusement. THAT! is POPCORNLAND. Dancing. And Parmesan cheese.
On my first date with my fiance, he ordered a beer and was like WANT SOME OF MY BEER and I thought he was incredibly rude for ordering a beer instead of listening to the brilliant things I was saying.
*EE EE EE*
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I AM GOING TO KIL YOU FOR NTO HAVINT A THREE=WAY WITH US
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR NTOHAVING A THREW-EAY WITH US
I AM OING TO KIL YOU FOR NOHAVINGT A THREWW=AY WITH YS
I AM FING
AI GMOING TO KILL YOUF OR NOHAVING WA THREWAY WTH Yu!!~@@@@#!!!
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