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Sempraseverus — TrueFear
Published: 2010-11-20 02:34:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 977; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 10
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Severus took a halted breath ... he clenched and began to back carefully out from the room ... it was no use ... he had been seen and heard ... there was no escape ...He had once prided himself at his keenly honed perceptions ... was he loosing his touch ...?
Today he would pay for his lapse ... he would pay for it in spades ...
"Severus ... you're here! ... thank Merlins trousers ... take care of this please ... Im swamped with dinner and the cats have gotten into the fishbowl again ..."
Hermione pressed Cerrydwen into his chest ... he had to take hold of the wailing child quickly because Hermione had already let go ...
Something was burning in the kitchen ... simultaniously a blurred progresion of cats sporting the former residents of the fishbowl ran right through between his legs out from the room to some dark recess of the den to feast on their catch ...
The vapors began to rise from his daughters diapers - asaulting his nostrils anew ...
Somehow - the recollection of a dozen rabid Dementors from earlier in the day didn't sound all so bad just now ...
The domestication of Severus Snape ...
Expecto-Patronum Indeed ...
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I saw this and thought "how heartbreaking" and then I read the fic and laughed out loud! I wonder how many tragical portraits are really just dreading the stinky nappy!
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Men do not often fear swords knives or guns ... but diapers ... specially soiled are a different matter altogether ...
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Priceless expression! Priceless scenario for the Muse, in fact 
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dreaded baby diapers ... enough to send any self respecting Wizard spiraling into the sink of fear ...
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silly Severus....like no one ever had to change your diapers too
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OMG ... Ebay Item Number: 3277539
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA! OMG! When you had him backing out, first I thought he'd overheard something terrible from Voldemort or something like he had as a kid, then I thought he walked in on someone in bed with someone else, then I read what was really going on and nearly fell out of my chair!
That was great Sempra! OMG, the poor poor man. LOL!
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Poor Severus ... Bad bad Sempra is always pshing you into the pool ... giggle ...
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He looks good wet, though ...
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He He
Will be rec'd Sunday evening on the HGSS Digest [link]
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SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Diapers! Egad! I'll take my chances with the dementors! I'll bet THEY don't poop!
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Hee hee hee ... Dementor doo-doo ... I had not even thought of that ...
Wailing Poopy pants Babies ... vs ... Sinister Dementors ....
HHhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm ... let me think ....
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whah for Severus ... giggle ...
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Oh yes, and a few spells would really help I am sure...
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This is just priceless - the growing dismay on his face is all the more astonishing for knowing the story behind it. I'm still chuckling at the thought of him walking into this den of disaster....oh, well, it could be worse...Potter could show up...
Oh, hello, Harry. Firewhiskey's in the study. I'll be there directly.
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'Make that a double for Me thanx ...'
Poor Severus ... giggle ...
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Scarey Dementors ... Scarier Diapers ...
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