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Dynasty Warriors: Strategists relationship chart, starring Zhuge Liang and Jiang Wei from Shu, Zhou Yu and Lu Xun from Wu, and Sima Yi from Wei. It occurs to me after drawing this that I left out Pang Tong. But seriously...three strategists for Shu and only one (who defected, anyway) for Wei? It isn't fair. And Shu is supposed to have a shortage of officers, too.The full name for this chart is "A chart on the relationship among DW strategists that illustrates nothing but adds to your confusion".
Again, I fail at writing Dynasty Warriors stuff in English, so have an utterly inaccurate translation...
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1. *Zhuge Liang - Jiang Wei*: master and pupil
Zhuge--> Jiang:
I entrust you with the future of Shu *dies*
Jiang--> Zhuge:
Master, please don't die! *cries*
2. *Zhuge Liang - Sima Yi*: sworn enemies
Sima--> Zhuge:
I am tired of seeing your face all around the place. Die!!!!!
Zhuge--> Sima:
If the sight of my countenance bothers you that much, I shall gladly close your eyes [eternally] for you. (i.e. bat you to death with my feather fan)
3. *Zhuge Liang- Zhou Yu*: your death will totally make my life easier
Zhou--> Zhuge:
For the sake of Wu I will eliminate you!
Zhuge --> Zhou:
You cannot kill me in a hundred years
4. *Zhuge Liang - Lu Xun*: both pyromaniacs
Lu-->Zhuge:
Master Zhuge is certainly powerful ^^
Zhuge-->Lu:
I shall go prepare the Stone Sentinel Maze... *deadly aura*
5. *Lu Xun - Zhou Yu*: predecessor and successor
Lu-->Zhou:
I shall work hard in your stead, Mister ex-military advisor
Zhou-->Lu:
Maybe you're yet another fearsome man I have to watch out for
6. *Zhou Yu-Sima Yi*: active in different time frames
Zhou-->Sima:
Eh, who are you?
Sima-->Zhou:
Who is this idiot!?
7. *Sima Yi-Jiang Wei*: what, you again!?
Sima--> Jiang:
I have no interest in you! Out of my way!
Jiang --> Sima:
I will not suffer you hindering my Master!
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The little descriptions inside the circles
1. Zhuge Liang: Dark (pretty evil-minded)
2. Lu Xun: Obsessed pyromaniac
3. Zhou Yu: Lolicon (Lolita complex)
4. Sima Yi: Tsundere (I have...no translation to offer... orz)
5. Jiang Wei: Innocent
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Comments: 11
Zhuge Liang's so epic he can bat people to death with feathers.
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"bat you to death with my feather fan"--> I guess it's better than "annoying you to death"?
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Wow, come to think of it... Zhuge Liang also likes burning stuff XD
and how, in what way, is Mister OMG-I-hate-Zhuge-liang-RAWRZ! a tsundere? o_o I might accept it as a tsundra..
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AWSOME!!! I kinda burst out laughing when I started to read number 6... XD
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Xun FTW!!
Love the numbers 4 and 5. It will make my life REALLY easier.
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Er, yea, pretty much everyone is alive and glorious in their personal stages (maybe with the exception of Zhuge Liang, who ended up half dead in DW6 and really dead in DW5...).
I think Dynasty Warriors got much more exaggerated with the new design, power-up mode and whatnot. Being the poor otaku that I am, I don't have a PS3 anyway, so the new Dynasty Warriors series is out of the question.
And heh, I can never sit well with the idea that Xiao Qiao is like...his wife. She looks and acts like she's fourteen...
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LOL Xiao Qiao looks more like his daughter than wife XD
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this is very amusing xD i kinda feel sorry for Zhou Yu though. and i mean, in real life too
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Er, I feel pretty sorry for him both in the novel and in real life, poor him. I think Dynasty Warriors already treats him quite nicely...at least he is alive and quite well at the end of his personal stage
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well...i guess everyone (or most people) stays alive for their personal stage, dont they? I havent played dynasty warriors for a long time...and i never played the one on ps3 >< everything looks very exaggerated though.
and the fact that dynasty warriors made xiao qiao and da qiao so young does make him seem like he has a lolita complex xD i think cao cao has a bigger lolita complex LOL.
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