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Published: 2006-09-05 22:36:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 12870; Favourites: 233; Downloads: 231
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These are some of my favorite Red Dwarf Quotes, I just thought i'd make this and submit it.[EDIT]
I fixed a little glitch that pointed out.
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"Holly, this is not my breast.....I want my own nipple back!...................No rush, Holly..."
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'Broadcast on all frequencies and in all known languages, including Welsh.'
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The awkward moment when your sister walks in whilst you're ranting on about walrus polishing kits. That is, until she completes the sentence for you.
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The most amazing thing about this is that I actually know what series, episode, situation and circumstance that ALL these quotes are from. And I can do near perfect voice impressions... Thank you!
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this is amazing! absolutely amazing! its just... wow!!....
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"I'll tell you one thing. I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time run backwards, I've played pool with planets and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."
THIS SHOW IS AMAZING!!
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This is so well done! Now I have to go watch the whole series over again.
(I have a shirt with "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" on it.)
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Omg xD I just like literally 2 seconds ago finished watching that ep your thumbnail was from, with Mr.Flibble x3 How weird~
I love the first quote you used for Holly xD
And Rimmer's quotes are always the best ;D
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I didnt see "Mister Flibbles is very cross." Rimmer Quarantine
"Is that Mahatma Gahndi? And whats he doing hand-to-hand combat witha nun?" Lister Meltdown
"All mental and physical functions will cease."Kryten
"And then what?"Lister
"Mabye i will get a job as a disk jocky."Kryten
A few i like but were not in this collection, then again there are too many of them to add in one collection
Great collectiong of quotes very funny!
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I always thought i was a great show, nice work!
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WOW brilliant quotes from th best show EVAAAARR
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ahaha I looove this show! We own all the seasons (although I'm seeing some quotes I don't recognize?) and I've been watching it for many years. Which explains why the the theme song is always in my head.
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Awesome! My favorite quote is from Kryten: < 👍: 0 ⏩: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAH llllllloooooooovvvvvvvveeeeeee it!!!!
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I love this, you've made Mr Flibble very un-cross
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Agreed.
"You, sir, are a smeeeeg!"
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Kryten:"and you, sir. when I look at you i get a name...smee...smeeee...smeee-heeee!"
Rimmer:"smeg head?"
Kryten:"thats it"
Rimmer:"he remembers me!"
I bloodly love that show. i must watch it. now.
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^_^
Cat: Look, buddy, I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn't do!
Rimmer: Really? you'd sacrifice your life for the good of the crew?
Cat:No! I'd sacrifice your life for the good of the crew!
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AceRimmer: Is that a new suit you're wearing? Why it's sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye!
Cat: Wow, that's sharp!
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Cat is so funny ^_^ I like him!
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I know 
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Same here. but somehow, I sort of like Rimmer. not like him as a person, but you know...
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XD Remember Terrorform?
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XD Probably. You'll have to remind me, I'm not good with names. I haven't memorised the names of all the Doctor Who episodes yet XD
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Terrorform- you know, the one when Rimmer gets trapped on a moon tTerraformed to his subconsious?
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AH that one! XD Bad at remembering names.
Yush, I've seen that at least three times. You know his self-loathing Demon (the model used for it. Or the costime. Or whatever.) was originally going to be used for a Doctor Who monster for the Seventh Doctor, but they scrapped it and gave it to Red Dwarf? Apparently, they gave quite a few of their monsters to Red Dwarf
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Really? Oh, FANTASTIC! Like the polymorph?
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Possibly. I can't remember much of the book. It was a book called 'Ace' which is, literally, mainly about Ace, and told a bit by Ace. But yeah... The self-loathing definitely is.
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