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the cast of rwby reacts to the cast of red vs blue,and grif has the grif shot. rwby and red vs blue belong to roosterteeth made with paint tool sai and print shopnext: sketchingchaos.deviantart.com/β¦
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Yang:...Wait a minute, the guy in the light blue armor sound kinda familiar.
Ruby: DAD?!
Church:..........I can explain.
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What's so important about seasonal maidens they all respond back
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* Donut comes in *
Donut: Who wants a hug?
Ruby: I do! I like the light red armor!
Weiss: Ruby you dolt, it's pink.
Donut: IT'S NOT PINK! IT'S LIGHTISH RED!
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Sarge
Church: yang it's the flag you know. Look it's complicated I wouldn't expect you civilians to know any better
Yang: what
Caboose: ok I think we all need to calm down oh is that church *rifle spits cunfety and makes a fun party sound*..............Tucker did it
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Donut: You guys are colorblind! It's LIGHTISH RED!
Ruby: Yeah!
* Ruby and Donut high five *
Yang: Whatever. Hey, can I take a spin on that puma?
Grif: Told you sarge! Puma!
Sarge: Shut up Grif! And no, we're not letting you take the Warthog!
* Turns around *
Blake: She's already driving off *
* Yang driving around the Warthog with the radio volume cranked up and crashes into Sheila *
Yang: Woo! Nailed it!
Lopez: Mierda! Tienes que estar bromeando!
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Caboose: Sheila nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Simmons: well there goes our jeep
Lopez*translation*: I just fixed that you @$$holes!
Sarge: I'm starting to think your young leader is color blind
Weiss: what about donut?
Sarge: yeah he's just a Moron like Griff
Griff: hay I take offense to that!
Sarge: can it meat sack we may have freedom of speech but not the right of freedom of not having your feelings hurt!
Caboose: ok just calm down everyone and who wants to meet my friend freckles?
Team rwby: yeah sure why not
Church: you might regret that
Weiss: why?
Tucker: because his friend happens to be a
*kathunk kathunk kathunk*
Freckles: target sighted four female armed civilians detected
Caboose: no freckles that just yang, ice queen, ruby, and the unsocialable cat lady.
Weiss+blake: hay!
Caboose: our enimies
Freckles: firing main canon
Caboose: no freckles no bad boy bad boy
Freckles: affermative master
Caboose: so is everyone calm down now?
Weiss, blake, and yang: ah
Ruby: Hi FRECKLES!
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* Dr. Grey comes by with Doc/O'Malley *
Dr. Grey: Hi everyone! Just came back from an enemy interrogation. It was somewhat satisfying.
Doc: The man was screaming loudly in pain.
O'Malley: AND WE WERE EATING POPCORN WHILE DR. GREY WAS CUTTING OFF AND PUTTING BACK ON THE ENEMY'S ARMS AND LEGS! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ruby: Uh... what's with him?
Yang: Is he alright?
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Caboose: yeah he's alright he just used to have a computer program named omally that was bent on destroying the world but then went away but after a while his O'Malley persona came back after Griff accidently teleported him to another part of a planet then we found him again and yeah he's been that way ever sense even after we crash landed here on the staff of Charon
Sarge: in other words he's fine with his doc mind set but when something like a battle or a heated argument or simply looking at the sight of blood he goes all like the hulk but not the turning into a green giant
Doc: in other words don't have a argument or a battle near me or O'Malley starts
Omally: and when I take over its world domination! Bring on the blood bath of grim MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
weiss: ah yang I think I'm scared
Doc.grey: don't worry sweetie I'll take care of that. So mister O'Malley when you mean by destroy us all what do you mean?
O'Malley: I MEAN YOU'LL NO LONGER EXIST MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Doc.grey: oh wow that was certainly the most vocal out bursts iv heard even while I've been interrogating the prisoner. Nothing like a little shock therapy can't fix
Doc: ah ok I think I'll *runs*
Doc.grey: WE HAVE A RUNNER!
Doc: you can't catch me I ran track In high school!
Yang: ok I have to ask is SHE even sane?
Wash: we tend to not even want to find out
Tucker: yeah we don't look into that. Hell it be like trying to figure out if caboose was dropped when he was a baby multiple times
Ruby: I think you guys are just to mean to caboose *hugs caboose* he's such a sweetheart
Tucker: fine if you think he's a sweetheart so much why don't you date him
Ruby/yang: what!?
Doc.grey *shouting*: no one clam him he's mine!
Ruby: well that and caboose is like the little innocent brother me and yang never had
Tucker: uhhhhhhhh fine just make sure he doesn't stick his d!β¬|x in crazy over there chasing doc I hate to see how if they have a kid the world would end
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Church: As long as it doesn't teamkill me, I'm okay with that.
Yang: Nice armor by the way.
Tucker: Yeah, thanks. This armor belonged to this crazy, psycho former Freelancer agent called Maine, but renamed himself as Meta. He was silent, he just growled like a creature and was super strong as hell. He was able to stop a jeep ramming into him at full force and break off the wheels.
* Ruby and Weiss start shivering behind Blake and Yang *
Yang: So how'd you guys kill him?
Simmons: We got Sarge to attach the tow cable to him then push the Warthog off the edge of a cliff.
Grif: The guy nearly got me, but I got his weapon! It's super badass!
Ruby: Oooh... can I try it?
Grif: No! Nobody touches the Grifshot! Noo-
* Ruby quickly grabs it and speeds away *
Grif: God dammit!
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*booms echo in the forests filled with grim or dead bodies*
Yang: you know you guys should have released that we tend to grab new tech and use right?
Griff: great that two bad ass alien weapons I lost again!
Sarge: ah can it private b! Β£#! At least she's using it for a more productive task
*grim roar in pain or dieing*
Caboose: yeah those brim things are scary
Yang: don't worry caboose those things won't get you on my watch
Tucker: so you think my armor is cool wanna see my sword skills in a private room bow chicka bow *gets hit by yang* woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
Yang: and he lost any respect I had for him
Church: yeah he tends to do that a lot just don't mind him
Weiss: so church your a robot but you look human?
Church: oh well we forced the former chairman to give me a body again but it turned out pretty good to what I had back in blood gulch
*weiss takes church away*
Ruby: should we be concerned about those two they do seem alike way to much
Narrator: FLASHBACK
church: Damit caboose!
Weiss: ruby you dult!
Church: hay who's the leader here oh that's right me!
Weiss: I should have been the leader!
Church: f@$# all of you!
Weiss: your all so insufferable!
*end of flash back*
Sarge: yeah I see your point. Dirty blue when I get hands on you!
Wash: Sarge the reds and blues aren't fighting anymore where just in different color team separate armor and trying to survive being here
Lopez*translation because I don't know Spanish*: you know I can have freckles put all of you out of your misery or you can make me a better body but I don't see that happening because you screwed my voice transmitter Sarge
Sarge: ha ha oh Lopez you kidder
Blake: but you didn't understand him?
Griff: well he tends to go off on his rants that he thinks Lopez is saying honestly we have no clue what he'd saying
Donut: I will translate for everyone!
Everyone in red or blue armor: shut up donut! Everyone knows your not really translating for Lopez your just making up what he's saying
Blake: how are they even alive after what they've been through?
Yang: I don't know
Doc: you still can't catch me I ran track all four years in high school
Doc.grey: RUNNING ONLY MAKES ME WANT YOU MORE!
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* Carolina comes by *
Carolina: Hello there. Wash, mind filling me in on these four girls here?
Washington: They're apparently confused over the conflict between the Reds and Blues.
Carolina: Ah, I see.
* Ruby accidentally blows off Lopez's head *
Lopez: Mierda! SΓ³lo me lo arreglen!
Ruby: Oopsie! Uh... Uh... Yang did it!
Yang: Hey!
Caboose: I am so proud!
* hugs Ruby *
Ruby: Aw. Thanks Caboose.
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Sarge: ah girls you might wanna keep those two separate because I don't want to even entertain the thought of what those to can reproduce
Yang*on fire*: he better not seduce my baby sister otherwise he's in for a pounding!
Carolina: yeah don't worry about that yang caboose couldn't seduce any girl even with a step by step guide to get lad
Yang: but still if he does I'm going to gut him
Wash: don't worry I'll keep an eye on him
Carolina: so care to explain who those girls are wash?
Ruby: where team rwby a group of soon to be huntresses I'm ruby
Blake: am blake
Weiss: and I'm weiss
Ruby: but we just call her ice queen
Carolina: like actually having powers to make anything out of ice like or just a cold person
Yang: yup actually both and am yang
Weiss: hay!
Carolina: oh well its nice to meet you all
Caboose: I think ruby and I are going to be best friends
Ruby: yup I believe that caboose you big sweetheart you
Yang: ruby I'd suggest you dont I think this guy is a rapist in disguise!
Carolina: who caboose your still ranting on that he's to innocent to do that he'd wouldn't even harm a butterfly
Yang: Carolina your not helping
Caboose: ok now am sad because you called me a bad name
Ruby*hugs caboose*: don't worry caboose I'll prove to yang that your nothing but a sweetie
Caboose: aww thank you red haired lady your the only person that's ever been kind to me
Ruby*death glare*: oh so you reds and blues have never been nice to caboosey well *loads brute shot*
Reds+blues: oh shit
*shots fire at them*
Reds+Blues: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Yang: Stop it Ruby!
* takes the Bruteshot off her and gives it back to Grif *
Grif: Thanks!
Ruby: Why did you do that sis?!? I was having fun!
Yang: That was not fun! That was just mean!
Caboose: You could have hurt someone! That's not nice!
Lopez: Β‘Ella me hiere!
Ruby: I'm sorry! Please forgive me?
(Been using translate for Lopez.)
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(Ohhhhhh)
Lopez*translation*: you still shot off my head!
Griff: forgive? Forgive? Why you killed off an entire forests of grim. Shot at us for not being nice to a brain dead idiot! And you expect us to forgive YOU!? Gah!
Ruby*pressure points Griff*: you better not call my caboosey a brain dead idiot! Or I'm going to make sure you are brain dead
Griff: gah! Ah! A little help?
Doc.grey: oh fisty. I'd love to psycho analyze
Yang: I'd suggest you dont but you can do that to ice queen
Weiss: hay!
Doc.grey: oh forget her I'd like to analyze you
Blake: please don't!
Doc.grey: psycho analysis for everyone!
Ruby*let's go of griff*: am sorry caboose it's just your a really nice person and I don't like bullies
Caboose: hay I dislike pullies to
Griff: that's bullies you dumb @$$!
Caboose: that to, but that's OK red haired lady I know you didn't mean it
Griff: she was pressure pointing me!
Ruby*death glare*: and I'd do it again if it means shutting you up!
Yang: ok that's far enough ruby just stay away from caboose!*grabs ruby's leg in attempt to separate them*
Ruby*anime crying tears like rivers*: no yang don't make me leave my best friend!
Yang: this is for your own good!
Caboose: don't worry red haired lady *swartzanager voice* I'll be back
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* Caboose hops into the tank *
Church: Oh crap. Not again.
* Blows up Church again *
Caboose: Tucker did it!
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Yang*white eyes size of dish plates*: see what I mean he's a danger to your health
Everyone but ruby: . . .
*caboose gets out of the tank*
Caboose: oops I think we can all agree that that was an accident. And tucker did it
Tucker*from far away*: I heard that you idiot!
Ruby: ah caboose please tell me that was wasn't on purpose
Narrator: FLASHBACK
Caboose: no to see if the tank will lock on to the grim that's about to eat church *bomb*
Church: oh crap*ducks at last moment*
Grim: yeah I get to eat blue human toda..........*falls on top of church*
Caboose: tucker did it
Weiss*anime crying*: no church your dead again
Church*underneath the bear like grim*: mhummhu
Weiss: huh?
Church*though coms on speaker*: get this thing f***ing off of me
Weiss: oh *helps church*
Flashback ends
Caboose: well if church died it was a accident I was trying to kill a grim about to eat him whole and sense we where good friends I decided to help out and killed the grim with the tank but the grim fell and church was still in the way and oh here he is now
Church: caboose I'd like to say that . . . Was actually pretty good aim
Weiss: what he could have killed your physical body again!
Church: the only thing that hurt me today was a suprisingly light bear falling on me so might as well let him have that
Weiss: oh (whispers) you me icharaku ramen at 5 ok
Church: uh I think that was a date invite and I think I'll go but as friends
Weiss: ok sounds good
Yang: well I guess he's not that bad maybe
Ruby*out of sis death grip*: yeah caboose York first grim kill!
Caboose: why thank you red haired lady that acts like a kind princess to me
Ruby*hugs caboose*: don't mention it my big blue hunk of armor
Carolina: I never seen two people that would have ever be a match
Yang*on fire*: Damit Griff why can't you idiots stop caboose from winning my cute innocent sisters heart
Griff: why blame me that has blue team problems written all over it
Yang*cracking nuckles like tex*: it's your problem when I say so btw would you like to see my fist hit your unmentionable area so hard you'll die?
Griff*Flashbacking to fighting tex in season 8*: ah no ah caboose stop hugging the red head for f#!/ sakes
Yang: that's better
Sarge*crying anime tears*: they grow up hating Griff so fast
Caboose: aww but I like her warm hugs
Simmons: is it really time to make frozen jokes now
Caboose: that was a frozen joke?
Ruby: hay leave caboose alone! If he likes hugs then I will give him hugs!
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* Tex arrives *
Tex: Guess who's back fucktards!
Grif: Oh crap!
* runs away *
Yang: What did you just say?!?
Tex: What do you think I said blondy?
Yang: That's it!
* goes Super Saiyan *
Tex: You have no idea what kind of trouble you are in. Hehehe.
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Weiss: should we move?
Reds+blues: yeah we should
Freckles: hostility level increasing
Caboose: ah freckles no killing anyone unless grim come by
Freckles: yes master
Ozpins office
Ozpin: hmm these reds and blues could be very helpful
Back to the feild
*Yang and tex fight*
Sarge: ah should we try calming the both of them down?
Ruby*sweat drops*: sadly if my sis is in rage like that then there's no point in stopping her
Caboose: hay church it's your ex girlfriend tex
Weiss: your ex is a freelancer too?
Church: I'd rather not talk about it. I had some rather bad memories of her dieing alot
Weiss*gasp*: you poor thing
Blake: ah guys we may want to move
*fighting gets closer*
Griff: I second that*runs*
Doc.grey: oh my forget team rwby I want to psycho analyze tex
Weiss*holding on to churches arm in a death grip*: church im scared!
Sarge: little lady where all scared
Caboose: don't worry red haired lady I'll make sure you are safe*runs holding ruby into the cafeteria*
Carolina: wow tex is still at her best
Wash: Carolina I know that type of talk please don't
Carolina: fight her oh please I put aside our rivalry a long time ago
Wash: oh ah ok
With caboose
Caboose: there I think where safe
Yang: caboose if you touch her in any way shape or form I'll kill you!
Ruby*thoughts*: Damit I can't get a kiss from him know! Damit Griff why can't you keep my sister busy for like two minutes
Caboose*depressed tone*: I think your sister hates me
Ruby: no she doesn't she just doesn't want to well date any one but hay your a sweet guy a girl would be blind not to go out with a sweet, caring, innocent guy like you
Caboose: aww thank you ah Ruby right you know like a type of gem?
Ruby: yep that's my name Ruby spelled like a gem
Caboose: aww that's such a cute name but why would someone mean people pass out on a nice lady like you?
Ruby
Caboose: what! That's just plan mean. I mean who would miss such a nice pretty lady like you! I mean what are they bland!?
Ruby: (*wow he's like the knight in shining armor I see in my dreams literally!) Well I don't know but hay why don't we go into town later
Caboose: well I don't know church may need me to help calm down tex but maybe after that?
Ruby: ok sounds good
Battle outside
Yang: I suddenly have the urge to duke caboose in the jaw hard!
Tex: what that blue guy he's nothing but a sweet man what do you have against him!?
Yang: he won the heart of my innocent baby sister what else!
Tex: what she can't experience love? That's bs on your part! What are you home for your sis or something
Yang*disgusted look*: what!? HELL NO! It's just I don't want dad ranting at me for not protecting my sis from men that might break her fragile heart!
Tex: ohhhhhh see that's understandable. But seriously this is the real world she'll fall in love when ever but it's her choice not yours or your pops
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* Ruby goes into the tank *
Ruby: Caboose, what do these buttons do?
* Caboose outside the tank *
Caboose: I don't know, Sheila just does things for me.
Sheila: Hello, and thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank. You may call me Sheila.
Ruby: Hi! What does this button do?
Sheila: New Target Acquired.
* cannon points to Weiss *
Ruby: No! No! Unlock Sheila! UNLOCK!
Sheila: Firing Main Cannon.
Ruby: Uh oh.
Caboose: Uh oh.
* Weiss notices the tank pointing at her *
Weiss: Oh, son of a-
* the tank fires *
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*smoke clears*
Ruby*gets out of the tank*: weiss, weiss are you ok?
Weiss*coughs*: you almost killed me with a 108mm shell do I look ok!?
Caboose: oh she's fine sometimes Sheila misses
Church: caboose why did you let that kid in the f $!#ing tank she could have killed someone! Or me!
Tucker: I thought we fixed the friendly fire safety how the hell did Sheila almost hit a civilian?
Caboose: . . . Tucker did it
Weiss: caboose you dult your so insufferable!
Yang: see ruby I told you he's a bad influence on you!
Tex: yang let it go it was a accident how did the safety turn off again?
*turns to sarge*
Sarge: what I thought it would target a blue preferably the one that's mentally ill *looks at caboose*
Weiss: you could have killed me!
Sarge: well actually it be the newest addition to red team that was responsible for the friendly fire miss hap*turns to ruby*
Yang: wait you added ruby to your make believe army!?
Sarge: actually we are sim troopers but are still under a rank system
Yang: what!?
Tex: yang calm down its nothing to worry about
Yang: but
Tex: look if any harm comes to your sister I'll personally beat the living crap out of them my self
Reds: eh
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Grif: Just please not in the balls again.
Tex: What's that? You want in in the balls again? Gladly!
Sarge: Sorry bout that Yang, maybe we should go to our other base.
Yang: You guys have another base?
Simmons: Yeah. The place is called Valhalla. It's got a huge waterfall.
Ruby: I wanna go! I wanna go! Sis, can we go swimming near the waterfall?
Yang: Well, sounds like it surely beats here in Blood Gulch, then sure.
* they go to Valhalla *
Ruby: So pretty... First one going to the water!
* Tucker flirts with Blake *
Tucker: Hey hot stuff, wanna go to the Blue base for some alone time with me?
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Ruby: HMMM!!!! (YANG! BLAKE! WEISS! HELP! SOMETHING GOT ME IN THE WATER!)
* Meta takes her to his cloaked Warthog and Yang sees what's going on *
Yang: What th- RUBY! RUBY!!!!! LET HER GO!!!!!
* Drives off into the hole in the wall and out of Valhalla *
Yang: RUBY!!!!!!!!!!!
* starts crying and the others show up *
Blake: What happened?
Weiss: Where's Ruby?
Yang: Something... something took her...
* Quickly gets her bike *
Yang: I'm getting her back! Hang on sis!
* Rides off after the Meta *
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flex: no you don't ( on a bike with a mounted battle rifle) your mine (fallows yang and opens fire) Β
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Blake: please don't flirt with me if you value your mouth
Tucker: ah ok well at least come and do a game with me?
Blake: as long as it's not perverted like your head
Tucker: hay! Oh well
*water fall*
Ruby*screaming*: cowabunga!!!!*splash*
Caboose: that I'd give a 11
Griff*from red base*: it's 10 dumb@$$!
Caboose: I'd give her that two!
Ruby: aww thanks caboose!: )
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Simmons: I like your hut Donut.
Donut: Thanks Simmons. Lopez's body and head make a great scarecrow for the garden.
Lopez: Los odio a todos.
Donut: I knew you'd feel comfortable there Lopez.
Carolina: I think we all deserve a break. Want to take a dip in the water Yang?
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Yang: *sigh*: alright might as well spy on caboose and ruby for a while
Church: you have issues
Yang: hay!
Doc.grey: so explain to me again why your robot is now a scare crow?
Donut: oh to keep the crows away of course *whispers* also none of us actually can rebuild Lopez
Doc.grey: oh ok in going to check up on tex
Weiss: wow this place is actually beautiful
Church: yeah it is
Ruby: come on you two get in the water it's fun!
Caboose: I completely agree church come on get down here and have some fun!
Church: I'd rather not get wet today thank you
Weiss*thoughts*: Damit now I can't see his ripped bod
Church: ah weiss you ok? You look like you have a fever*places hand on forehead*
Weiss*thoughts*: he's touching me!
*faints*
Church*shocked*: weiss weiss wake up!
Caboose: have you tried kissing her it always worked in fairytales
Ruby*smerks*: yeah why don't you
Church*hesitates* *moves in for a kiss*
Tex: CHURCH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO WEISS!
Church: aww crap*punched into the air*
Tex: that's what you get pervert!
Weiss:*thoughts* he kissed me!
Tex: weiss you ok?
Weiss: *faints*
Tex:*sigh* she likes him maybe I over did it
Ruby: wow you can hit a guy far
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Tex: Yeah. Plus, I can lift up the tank.
Ruby: Wow! You're super strong!
Yang: Hey! No one's stronger than me!
Tex: I was able to arm wrestle Caboose for an hour till he caved in.
Yang: That's easy!
Tex: If you say so. Caboose! Yang wants to arm wrestle! I'll give you juice and some cookies!
Caboose: Cookies!
* sits down on a table across from Yang and the two hold hands in the arm wrestle *
Tex: Ready? Go!
Yang: You're going d-
* Yang unable to move Caboose's arm while he stares at a butterfly fluttering by *
Caboose: Pretty.
Yang: (WHAT THE HELL?!? HOW IS IT THAT HE'S GOT A BRAIN THE SIZE OF A GRAIN OF SAND, BUT HAVE BIG MUSCLES?!?!?!?) * Struggling and groaning *
* goes Super Saiyan and still can't move the arm *
Tex: Don't underestimate him Yang.
Tucker: Damn Caboose!
* Weiss wakes up and sees Grif giving her CPR *
Grif: She's breathing!
* Weiss faints *
Grif: Never mind, she fainted again.
* Church lands in the water beside Ruby *
Church: Ow!
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Ruby: you ok?
Church: I was launched 50 feet in the air and landed hard and you have the idea that I'm ok!
Ruby: sorry and btw you might want to stop Griff from giving cpr to weiss
Church: Griff Damit she's still breathing and alive you moron she doesn't need cpr!
*Church beats griff*
Ruby: ah yang you ok?
Yang*still trying to win against caboose*: does it look like I'm ok! You boyfriend is some how strong yet had a brain the size of a walnut!
Caboose: oh what are we starting?
Tex*chucking*: yes caboose where starting
*caboose moves arm opposite direction of yang*
Yang*thrown off balance*: ah!
Caboose: did I win?
Ruby*bear hugs caboose*: yes you did
Tex: see yang never underestimate caboose
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Yang: Shut up Tex!
* Weiss wakes up seeing Church beating up Grif *
Weiss: So heroic...
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Griff: oh god someone help me! Ah
Weiss: so heroic
Tex:hay weiss can you and I have a little girl talk?
Weiss: sure what's up?
Tex: listen I know you like church but I'll let you know something. I may be his ex but where still good friends now*cracks nuckles* if you do anything to break his already fragile heart I'll break yours*red eyes activated* and there won't be a body to find!
Weiss*scared aura*: yes mam
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* Church finishes beating up Grif *
Church: Learned your lesson Grif?
Sarge: Hey blue! Thanks for doing my job for today. I was planning to beat up Grif today! We'll let you use our Jeep that Lopez fixed before it crashed!
Church: Thanks.
Grif: You gotta be kidding me.
* Weiss goes to the Blue base and changes to her swimming outfit and comes to the waterfall where Church is *
Weiss: Hi Church! Wanna go swim?
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Church: eh might as well *does the same thing*
Ruby: yeah ice queen has finally arrived
Caboose: yeah . . . I don't get it
Yang:*mumbling*
Tex: so you joining everyone else?
*everyone but tex and yang are in the water falls pool*
Yang: why should I?
Tex: well I know you care for your sister buy honestly just loosen up a bit have fun your kids still
Yang:*mumbles*
Tex: look I know not being able to win I a strength against caboose is Fustrating but hay look at me I managed to bet caboose but it took hours to win so come one lighten up
Yang: *sigh* fine *goes to base and changes* but only this once!
Tex*slaps yangs back*: that's the spirit!
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Tex is weaker then Caboose remember the big X in the facility that she placed down for Andy to go down but couldnt lift him but Caboose did
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Tucker: Bow chicka bow wow!
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Yang+tex*punches him away*
Ruby: yang your back
Caboose: yeah I don't get it
Church: oh so you two finally decided to get wet?
Yang*growling*!
Church: or for Petes sake stop assuming I'm a pervert when I'm not!
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Donut: Oooh! Hang on guys, I'm coming back in a bit!
* Simmons comes over when Donut goes to his hut *
Simmons: Guys, I think you should get out of the water. If you know Donut, you really won't wanna be in the water with him.
Yang: Are saying he's gonna swim naked?!?
Simmons: Either that, or wear really tight speedos, so if I was you guys, I'd get the hell out of there.
Church: Run guys! Back to Blue base!
* Church runs out of the water, but Weiss trips and sprains her ankle on the rock *
Weiss: Church! Help!
Church: * sigh * Hold on Weiss!
* picks her up and carries her to Blue base *
Weiss: (My hero...)
* Ruby and Caboose run back to the base with a bucket of water *
Ruby: (This will be a great surprise for Blake!)
Yang: Gross, gross, gross, gross! Tex, keep running back to the base! Hurry, I see Donut leaving his hut!
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Tex: already on it
Sarge*in swim trunks*: what the hell where is everyone? And where our new recruit ruby?
Sees donut
Sarge: oh that makes more sense. I'm going back to base
At blue base
Blake*reading a book: oh hay guys why are not swimming?
Church*still carrying weiss*: well let's just say one of the reds can be a bit unpredictable
Blake: ok
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Weiss: Thank you Church. Here's my way of thanking you.
* kisses his cheek *
Tucker: Sup Yang. Nice legs, what time they open?
Tex: Shall we Yang?
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Yang: yes yes we shall!
*beat up tucker*
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Agent des monies: HEY TEX
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* Blake goes over to the kitchen and sees Grif taking food from the fridge and eating a slice of cake *
Grif: * muffled words * Ah shit! The cat!
* holds out Catnip *
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