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This is supposed to be funny but may perhaps instead be interpreted as creepily non-ironic or something.The joke is that elcor are not sexy. NOT.
This drawing was based on a ME Secret Santa gift someone gave to someone else on SA. (A fake "welcome letter" to a fornax subscription) so most of the cover 'content' should be credited to him. :]
Elcor, fornax and whatever are from Mass Effect.
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Comments: 58
BobTheElcor [2015-01-23 22:18:34 +0000 UTC]
With immenese anger, how dare you say Elcor are not sexy, I will not have my race insulted as such.
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Xhydralisk [2015-01-05 01:56:03 +0000 UTC]
"Nervously: This is my first time. Please be gentle."
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IronBasilisk [2012-07-08 21:49:01 +0000 UTC]
Thank you for this, i will no longer tempted to look at Fornax............ever
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fugimoto [2012-06-18 14:28:04 +0000 UTC]
rediculesly upsurd and desturbingly hilaryus! lol also iz kan't spel so sorry! ;b
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suthnmeh [2012-06-14 22:30:43 +0000 UTC]
Hhhhaaaaa That's hilarious XD
Please, where did you get the title? Is there a template, because a friend and I could really use it
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skoolmunkee In reply to suthnmeh [2012-06-15 08:03:21 +0000 UTC]
I made it. I'm happy to send you a .psd file of it, if you can send me a Note with your email address. It's not super-huge resolution though, maybe 800px wide at 300dpi. And I'm pretty sure it's rendered so it might be difficult to change the color from orange.
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suthnmeh In reply to skoolmunkee [2012-06-15 11:16:17 +0000 UTC]
thanks so much! I've actually been playing around in photoshop and managed something that's getting pretty close. If it doesn't work out I'll take yours for sure, it looks great! Thanks again^^
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jonbotone [2012-05-16 16:08:36 +0000 UTC]
the thing i am thinking about is the monatone voice
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jakaljones [2012-04-23 01:54:53 +0000 UTC]
Lol. I always wondered how fornax would cater to the less attractive species on the citi-
Wait...is that a... a cutey stamp or whatever they're called.
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skoolmunkee In reply to jakaljones [2012-04-23 06:48:00 +0000 UTC]
It was meant to just be a tattoo since I drew that before the whole MLP thing, but I guess it looks like a cutie mark now. Dang.
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jakaljones In reply to skoolmunkee [2012-04-23 07:24:01 +0000 UTC]
Well I think it fits.
In a weird, perverted, lifelong mental scarring kinda way.
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Mayplefly [2012-03-10 00:51:05 +0000 UTC]
This is funny and scary at the same time! Although, I would approve of a Fornax magazine featuring Garrus and other Turians!
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derranged-mono [2011-08-23 03:37:52 +0000 UTC]
I'd buy it. Elcors are so sexy, hurrdurr.
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Smash-the-polarbear [2011-08-01 14:29:40 +0000 UTC]
Screaming like an anime fan girl who is just so tempting to punch: ELCOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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machdude [2011-07-02 16:30:05 +0000 UTC]
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite emotionless porn on the internet.
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Jessception [2011-05-06 06:43:21 +0000 UTC]
Well... I thought that Elcor with the cigar in the game was a fine specimen.
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FlyingPastaCat [2011-05-01 15:05:07 +0000 UTC]
You have to wonder what, erm, adjectives they use when trying to seduce someone.
oh god i need something to scrub that image from my brain now...
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kitsune2008 In reply to FlyingPastaCat [2011-07-14 02:44:14 +0000 UTC]
Elcor: Seductively: I would like to get intimate with you. Aggressively: Lie down now!
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kitsune2008 In reply to FlyingPastaCat [2011-07-14 17:16:14 +0000 UTC]
That's what came to mind when I saw your comment.
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FlyingPastaCat In reply to kitsune2008 [2011-07-15 15:18:49 +0000 UTC]
Appropriate, yet horrifying at the same time. XD
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kitsune2008 In reply to FlyingPastaCat [2011-07-15 16:39:12 +0000 UTC]
Come to think about it, we still haven't seen any female aliens other than quarians yet.
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FlyingPastaCat In reply to kitsune2008 [2011-07-15 19:30:04 +0000 UTC]
you know what, that IS kind of weird. damn you sexist aliens!
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kitsune2008 In reply to FlyingPastaCat [2011-07-16 03:37:18 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I want to know what females or other species look like, especially Krogan. I heard that, in Mass Effect 3, you're suppost to escort some krogan princess or something. It would be pretty interesting to see the female krogan fall in love with Grunt but Grunt, being tank-bred, doesn't know what love is and is weirded out by the princesses approaches.
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FlyingPastaCat In reply to kitsune2008 [2011-07-16 04:50:48 +0000 UTC]
And then she'd promptly get kidnapped, just so we could giggle when someone inevitably says, "I'm sorry, your princess is in another castle Citadel."
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kitsune2008 In reply to FlyingPastaCat [2011-07-16 20:25:53 +0000 UTC]
Shepard: FUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Anyways, here is the forum I got that from [link] romances from ME1 will come back and confront you about your ME2 romances, provided you romanced anyone. How interesting it would be to see a fight between Tali and Ashley or Kaiden and Garrus and so forth.
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FlyingPastaCat In reply to kitsune2008 [2011-07-17 14:36:28 +0000 UTC]
lolz, outer-space cat-fight.
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kitsune2008 In reply to FlyingPastaCat [2011-07-17 22:42:43 +0000 UTC]
Me: I'll bring the popcorn.
Razakel: I'll bring the camera.
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FlyingPastaCat In reply to kitsune2008 [2011-07-18 01:48:07 +0000 UTC]
I'm surprised you aren't trying to sell tickets, haha.
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kitsune2008 In reply to FlyingPastaCat [2011-07-18 02:39:06 +0000 UTC]
Razakel: COME ONE, COME ALL, TO SEE THE ONCE IN A LIFE TIME( or ten for Asari) FIGHT BETWEEN TALI ZORAH, THE QUARIAN, AND ASHLEY, THE ALLIANCE SOLDIER!!!! TICKETS ARE NOW ON SELL FOR 30 CREDITS PER PERSON!!Me: Now you got him started.
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kitsune2008 In reply to FlyingPastaCat [2011-07-18 03:53:40 +0000 UTC]
Razakel: Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all weak.
Me: Oh brother.
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kitsune2008 In reply to FlyingPastaCat [2011-07-18 04:06:13 +0000 UTC]
Razakel: [link] That's how much you fail. *laughs* [link]
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kitsune2008 In reply to FlyingPastaCat [2011-07-18 04:19:26 +0000 UTC]
Razakel: [link]
Me: [link] į(ą² ēą² į) Y U NO LEAVE ME ALONE?
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ElMutanto [2011-02-26 07:25:46 +0000 UTC]
genit-elcor... the elcor themed edition of fornax is now out in all 10 senses to your pleasure.
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Ralokone [2011-02-09 18:54:16 +0000 UTC]
if you didnt want the elcor to be sexy WHY DID YOU DRAW HER SEXY
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TheMightyElo [2011-02-07 03:23:33 +0000 UTC]
Because I just saw the Duke Nukem Trailer, I have to say this. "Hell, I''ll still hit it."
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GeneralRalk [2011-02-06 17:42:41 +0000 UTC]
haha. This is almost as good as the fornax that's floating around on the internet. Fav'd
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AuthorNobilis [2011-02-06 16:47:13 +0000 UTC]
Rule 34, my friend. Rule 34 of the internet.
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