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Question: What if my character is trans or a spotted hyena?Stop at step two if applicable.
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I don't want to go through your gallery just leaving a string of favorites everywhere, but this was to good to leave behind.
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I have never been bothered by people adding things to their favorites ^^
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Now people tell me! I thought female characters just stood around leaning on the male character all the time.
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Or like vases you can haul from scene to scene and leave in the background!
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All instructions very important.
I am always confused when people say they "can't write female characters."
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Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit
I hope this guide helps a lot of people
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It only works if they follow all of the steps D=
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Step 4: have them die tragically so your male character(s) can have their awesome, angst-filled quest for revenge!
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I'm late, but: first they need to have puppies who then die tragically, too!
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Called that one, didn't I?Β
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That deserves a slow clap.
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Wait... I'm confused. Another comic told that how you create female characters is by making a character, having rape as the character's backstory, and then turning the character into a baby machine.Β I'm pretty sure this is the correct way to make a female character.
I think you are right about the dicks part. However, please check your work before your put out important documents. You wouldn't want to spread any misinformation.
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You are a beautiful gem and I love you.
I did make a note in my description regarding females in possession of dicks, however. This is perfectly acceptable in some situations.
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Whoops, I thought the one on the right was male this whole time. Sorry, I'm just a casual comic browser and came in late on this one.Β Β
But this is perfect. Absolutely perfect.
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I'm a bit confused; did you mean you stumbled on this picture by chance, or do you read the comic these characters are from?
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Oh yeah, I read the comic sometimes. It's just that I wasn't around for the beginning, so I didn't have the proper gender context for all the characters. Welp, now I know, I guess.
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Ahh. You know there's a button that takes you back to the first page on every page, right? Haha.
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Pff I know, but again, casual reader. WAY casual.
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Oh yeah? Explain this:Β www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/3c220β¦
Obviously that is the right way to do it.Β Β Β
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And that is why this guide exists in the first place = D
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Well in addition to this guide you also gotta make characters out of inanimate objects.
Then you can work for Pixar.
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"New idea for a Pixar movie: Pizza boxes, what're they thinkin about"
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How has Pixar not contacted you yet.
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shit all mine are girls, no one got no dicks. Β I NEVER KNEW. Β I'M SORRY GUYS I LIED TO YOU FOREVER.
ps in RL my 2 male dogs just stand & pee, no leg hiking at all, and all 3 girls hike their legs to do it. Β I'VE CONFUSED MY RL DOGS, SEND HELP.
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It's okay. I too apparently have an all female cast.
The leg hiking thing has some links to dominance displays. Dominant female wolves will lift legs to pee. It mainly has to do with marking territory, cause the raised leg allows for a better angle to mark something, whereas squatting is entirely because they gotta pee. It's also apparently a learned behavior.
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The real question need need to ask ourselves if everyone is girl, where did these bbys come from?
I propose they just spontaneously appear if any of them lay too close to each other because that's how nature works RIGHT?
/suddenly Rain/Ire bbys make perfect sense! The obvs slept with shoulders touching, the audacity/Β
I think in my girl's case it's a learned behavior, I fostered 6 puppies and I have 2 adult male dogs, mistakes were made, they all hike their legs even the most submissive girl dog I've had (I asked the adopters if their's did later on, it was a yes, I corrupted many dog I'm not even sorry). Β They are smol dogs, though like guys this isn't helping, but ok XD Β My boys used to, but they are v old now, and I guess just have decided they just want to get it done, marking is for the young. Β My fave is when one of the girls does the hike but also decides to be slightly girly and also squats, they look mighty confused. Β /things dogs do that are just plain amusing/
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instructions too complicated and I accidentally made an orb out of dicks
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That's a Code Twenty-Four.
I'll prepare the protocol.
Do not attempt to transport.
Do not attempt to photograph.
Remain calm.
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perhaps but i have trouble with step 3Β
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And knowing is half the battle!
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I want my virtual money back! Step three is just too daring to do!
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We do not offer refunds at this time. Can we interest you in another product?
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BUT BUT WHERE ARE THE EYELASHES????? And and and and there's NO PINK??? This is bull I'm reporting you for false information!!
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I WISH TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE ALL CREATURES HAVE EYELASHES.
OR DON'T HAVE EYELASHES.
ONE OF THOSE TWO.
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Don't forget the anthropomorphic boobs! And the lipstick!
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Everything needs boobs! Lizards! Birds! Amphibians! ALL BOOB ALL THE TIME
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Who knew it was that easy?? 
(Norri was male for about five seconds back when I first dreamed her up.)
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Rain was male and then I decided to make her female before she showed up in the story.
Entirely for no reason.
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Condensed into three simple, easy to follow steps!
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i love how ire is lifting her leg XDDDD
"fite me i'll piss how i want"
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Ire has no shame about what she has or doesn't have.
She is made of confidence.
And cursing.
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