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Dear Olympic Comitee,
I watched your last show at London on my telivision and thought it was quite good. However I have some ideas that I think may help you get more people interested in your programme, after all, nobody likes sports these days do they? They're all inside eatin nachos and playing mario warriors. That's why all the kids are so fat!
People say that kids these days play too many voilent video games and it isn't good for thier intellectual and moral development and they shpuld be outside in the fresh air (unless you live in London or somewhere big, where there isn't any!) playing sports and engaging in physcal activities and stuff like that. I dont mean to boast but I'm very clever and got several Bs at school in subjects that are not dance, drama or cooking. Therefore you should listen to my idea which is this:
More fat children will go outside and play sports and like your olympic advertising shows if you make them more like video games. That is to say- more violent.
Here is one such suggestion i have drawn for you on my computer it is called "Surf Jousting". It could also be named Joust surfing or Water pole. The object of the sport is for two men riding the sea waves on surf boards to go towards each other very fast with big poles and twat each other right in the melon. The last one to drown wins. it will be more popular with sharks added.
Please let me know if you think this is a good plan and if I can have some money for suggesting it. i have got more suggestion to offer soon
Yours Sincerly
Tom McGrath
P.S This work is copyright 2013 to me. So don't nick it eh!
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Comments: 25
RandomPedestrian114 [2016-01-23 21:22:56 +0000 UTC]
Dear SpikedMcGrath, we are sorry, but due to the required Oceanside location for this event, which severely limits possible cities where the Olympic Games may be held; and the possible fatalities and the subsequent lawsuits, we are unable to introduce your sport into the events held during our programme. It would be possible to install a wave pool into all Olympic stadiums, but that may require severe budget cuts and some cities may become bankrupt due to the extreme cost of installation. We appreciate your initiative and your willingness to help improve our programme without being paid. Please do not be discouraged or offended by our refusal of your event.
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SpikedMcGrath In reply to RandomPedestrian114 [2016-01-24 19:31:17 +0000 UTC]
Dear Olympic committy,
Thank you for your (somewhat untimely) reply. I must confess to being very disappointed with your decision not to go ahead with my surf-jousting idea. Perhaps you would be willing to hear some of my alternative proposals for engaging sporting events:
Please let me know if any of these events happen to tickle your cockles- address an envelope to me with a cheque for a thousand pounds and I will be happy to provide further details.
Lots of Love,
tom mcGrath
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Dr-InSean [2014-08-24 21:05:51 +0000 UTC]
Pfft! Ha ha ha ha ha!
The picture was nice and surreal, but the comment is what really pushed me over the edge! "several B's at school subjects that are not dance, drama or cooking." Brilliant.
I hope the Olympics Committee eventually wisens up and adapts your idea. I'm one of those fat kids that doesn't play sports, but I'd definitely watch two people murder each other at sea.
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SpikedMcGrath In reply to Dr-InSean [2014-08-25 17:23:42 +0000 UTC]
Thank you
as of yet- I've had no response from the Olympic committee, but once I send my new idea for the 600m Lion chase- I'm sure I will!
Cheers
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SpikedMcGrath In reply to A-RZ [2013-12-20 10:21:31 +0000 UTC]
Oh thanks, I always wear this
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ClaireQ123 [2013-12-11 10:27:05 +0000 UTC]
Your works are all so humorous! I enjoy like your art style keep up the good work
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kmyong [2013-12-11 09:52:47 +0000 UTC]
Me and my bro looked at this and we were all like "OMG PERCY JACKSON?!"
lol XD
ANyways bro awesome drawing!!!!!!!!
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SpikedMcGrath In reply to kmyong [2013-12-11 11:52:19 +0000 UTC]
No idea what you mean, but jolly good!
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releasetheweasel [2013-12-10 21:07:32 +0000 UTC]
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Thank you sir.
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SpikedMcGrath In reply to releasetheweasel [2013-12-11 11:51:50 +0000 UTC]
Oh christ, don't call me sir!
I'm glad you like it anyway
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releasetheweasel In reply to SpikedMcGrath [2013-12-11 15:31:18 +0000 UTC]
Surely they will knight you once surf jousting is an official Olympic sport. Then you'll have to get used to being called Sir.
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SpikedMcGrath In reply to releasetheweasel [2013-12-11 19:04:28 +0000 UTC]
Oh yeah, didn't think of that.
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WolfenAmphithere [2013-12-07 17:13:43 +0000 UTC]
....I really wish I had your brain right now. And your free time. Stupid finals week x-x;
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SpikedMcGrath In reply to WolfenAmphithere [2013-12-07 20:30:49 +0000 UTC]
What, you can somehow tell I've got free time!?
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WolfenAmphithere In reply to SpikedMcGrath [2013-12-09 05:57:39 +0000 UTC]
I can tell you're not in the middle of dealing with finals week in university
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Neila078 [2013-12-07 16:02:58 +0000 UTC]
oh my god i love this so much, you're such a brilliant human being
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SpikedMcGrath In reply to Neila078 [2013-12-07 20:32:09 +0000 UTC]
Woah
What a lovely thing to say!
...clearly you don't know about that time I did that thing
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Neila078 In reply to SpikedMcGrath [2013-12-10 21:47:55 +0000 UTC]
all is forgiven in this moment of sheer brilliance.
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thedarknesswithin91 [2013-12-07 15:50:05 +0000 UTC]
Surfing is hard enough as it is, but to add jousting to the mix? That, most certainitly, is Olympic quality. This needs to be done
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SpikedMcGrath In reply to thedarknesswithin91 [2013-12-07 20:34:38 +0000 UTC]
Absolutely! It beats all that other nonsense doesn't it?
I mean, who really watches the 100 metre otter throwing or whetever the hell they have now
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