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Back at the shrine, Inuyasha had just finished the ramen Shippo had made for him and was now pouring a bowl of rice into his mouth.“Wow, Inuyasha, you must have been really hungry.” Shippo grinned.
“I don’t get it, I feel like I haven’t eaten for days.” Inuyasha said with a half-full mouth.
“Maybe it’s your conscience feeling bad for being so mean to Kagome and wanting to do something nice for her.”
Inuyasha started eating another bowl of rice, “I don’t know. Could be.”
“Or maybe it could be that fox demon hunger potion I put in your ramen.” Shippo started laughing.
“You what?!” Inuyasha yelled.
“Well, you weren’t cooperating, I had to do something.”
“So you spiked my ramen with a potion that makes me eat until I can’t even move?”
“It’s not gonna’ last that long, ya’ big whiner! Besides, with as much as you eat anyway, you probably won’t gain that much.”
“Shippo, when this is over, I’m going to kill you. Could you pass those dried potatoes?” Shippo gave Inuyasha the bag of chips. “Thanks.” He opened the bag and started eating them.
Back in San Diego, Sango and Kevin had left the fast food restaurant and were now in an alleyway. Sango had gotten some indigestion and was now throwing up.
“Sorry about that, I guess the other cook must have been there today.” Kevin said with an embarassed look on his face. Another guy, this one with blonde hair, a blue Element shirt, baggy jeans, and white shoes, came over on a skateboard.
“Hey, Kev, what up?” He asked as he got off his skateboard.
“Hey, Jeff.” Kevin responded. Sango continued puking in the alley.
“Who’s that?” Jeff looked into the alleyway.
“Uh, that’s my friend Sango.”
“She have a drinking problem or something?” Sango then walked out of the alley.
“Kevin, I think we need to go about this some other way.” She said.
“Sango, this is Jeff. He’s one of my skating buddies.” Kevin looked at Jeff.
“Nice to meet ya’, Sango.” Jeff shook her hand. “Wow, for a girl you’ve got a pretty good grip.”
“Thank you, Jeff.” Sango said.
“You should see her throw that big-ass boomerang.” Kevin said under his breath.
“So, what are you two doing?” Jeff asked.
“I’m trying to gain weight.” Sango said.
“And I’m helping her.” Kevin nodded. Jeff then walked into another alley, and he could be heard yealling, “This is too freaking good to be true!” Jeff then appeared again. “Hey, could I help? I’m a really good cook.”
“Uh, sure, Jeff.” Kevin said.
“Better than eating more of those terrible hamburgers.” Sango whispered to Kevin.
“Okay! Lets head over to my house!” Jeff ran off with Kevin and Sango following behind him.
“Hold still, I need to look at you without movement.” A woman wearing a red kimono said to Kagome. They were in a small house and the healer was looking at Kagome. Miroku was sitting in the corner, observing the examination.
“How much longer is this going to take?” Kagome asked. The healer walked in front of her stomach and took a chunk of her flabby stomach in her hand, then let go, causing the rest of Kagome’s body to jiggle a little bit.
“I’m almost done.” The healer took another circle around Kagome one more time. “Okay, you may relax now.” Kagome took a breath and sat down on the floor.
“What do you think, Kideki?” Miroku asked.
“Well, it’s definitely cat demon magic. Magic from a skilled cat demon I might add.” The healer walked over to a tray of herbs and looked through them.
“Is there any way to cure me?” Kagome asked.
“As of right now, there are only two ways. The first one is for the cat demon to stop the effects of the spell.”
“Like that’ll ever happen.” Kagome said under her breath.
“The other way is to destroy the demon.”
“But we need to find Michiru first, and with her teleporting ability, that won’t be an easy task.” Miroku said. Somewhere outside the hut, a figure in a cloak was listening to their conversation.
“Easier than you think, monk.” The figure then took the hood of the cloak off, revealing Michiru’s face. “Lets see, I’d better wait until night before I strike. Too many people around.” Michiru then put her cloak back on and blended in with the citizens outside.
Jeff and Sango were standing in a church. Jeff was wearing a tuxedo, and Sango was in a wedding dress. A priest who resembled Kevin was standing in front of them.
“Do you, Jeff Hutchinson, take Sango to be your lawfully wedded wife?” He asked.
“I do.” Jeff responded.
“And do you, Sango, take Jeff Hutchinson to be your lawfully wedded husband?”
“I do.” Sango looked into Jeff’s eyes and smiled.
“Then, by the power vested in me of the state of California, I pronounce you both man and wife. You may now go to making out rapidly with your bride.” Jeff and Sango then began kissing each and licking each other’s faces. The crowd of people cheered and clapped.
“I love you.” Jeff said to Sango.
“I love you too.” Sango said.
“Hey, Jeff, I think your food is burning.” Kevin said. Jeff looked at Kevin.
“Huh?”
“Dude, it’s starting to smoke.” Kevin said again. Jeff then looked down at the frying pan, noticing some noodles he was making were getting burned.
“Ah crap!” Jeff took the pan off the stove and sprayed it with a fire extinguisher. “Hope you like the noodles extra crispy, Sango.” He said. Jeff was in the kitchen, while Sango and Kevin were watching him cook.
“Does he lose his concentration like this a lot?” Sango asked.
“Yup.” Kevin said.
“Okay, Sango, I’ve got the food ready!” Jeff walked out of the kitchen, carrying a plate of noodles that had Alfredo sauce and chicken over them.
“Wow, that looks really good.” Sango’s mouth was watering.
“Damn, Jeff, you weren’t kidding when you said you were a good cook.” Kevin said.
“Well, everyone has to have a hobby, don’t they?” Jeff smiled. Sango picked up a pair of chopsticks and began digging into the noodles.
“Wow! This is one of the best things I’ve ever eaten!” Sango said with a full mouth.
“Thank you, Sango.” Jeff then looked at Kevin. “You want anything, Kev?”
“No thanks, I’m alright.” Kevin said.
“Well, I guess I’d better get working on my next dish. How much were you planning to gain?”
“I’m not sure. Maybe about twenty-five pounds or something.” Sango said as she continued to scarf down the noodles.
“In that case, I’d better get to work and make some more food.” Jeff gave a thumbs up before walking back in the kitchen.
“Twenty-five? You sure want to get that big?” Kevin asked.
“Inuyasha won’t be gaining that much, I’ll have to compensate for both of us.” Sango slurped a noodle into her mouth and then licked some Alfredo sauce off her lips.
“Yeah, you’re probably right.” Kevin laid back in his chair, then got bored and took out his gameboy.
“Come on, Shippo! I’m hungry here!” Inuyasha yelled as Shippo put several more plates of food in front of the demanding half-demon. Kevin and Sango were not only wrong about Inuyasha not gaining weight, he was farther ahead than Sango was. His lower body’s weight wasn’t too visible because of his kimono, but his upper body was clearly showing signs of weigh gain. His face looked puffier, and his once trim upper body was now much fleshier, with a few rolls already forming on his stomach. His arms also jiggled as he grabbed food and stuffed into his mouth.
“Wow, Inuyasha, I’ve never seen you eat this much.” Shippo said.
“It’s all thanks to your little hunger potion. No matter how much I eat, I can’t get full.” He said as he took a bite out of an egg roll.
“I wonder how fat you might get before the potion’s effect wears off?” Shippo giggled as he thought of Inuyasha as a big, round ball.
“Y’know, I wonder if this weight is gonna’ help me when I fight Michiru? I could probably swing the Tesusaiga pretty hard now that I’m bigger.”
“You won’t even need it, you could challenge her to a sumo match and cream her pretty easily.” Shippo dropped on the ground and started laughing.
“Shut up and bring me some more ramen!” Inuyasha yelled.
Back in San Diego, Jeff was sitting in front of Sango, watching as she consumed some rice bowls he had made. His mouth was gaping open and a small puddle of drool was on the table under him. Kevin was too into his game to notice either of them.
“Okay, Shademan. You are mine!” Kevin yelled as he tapped the buttons. Sango then leaned back in her chair and patted her full stomach, which bulged slightly. Her breasts had gotten bigger and now pushed against Kevin’s shirt. Her thighs and butt also filled out the khaki pants.
“I think these clothes feel a little tighter.” She said before picking up another rice bowl and starting to eat the contents.
“I’ve never met a girl before who actually wanted to gain weight. This is like a dream come true for me.” Jeff said.
“Hm, this is really good stuff, Jeff. What did you put in it?” Sango asked.
“Augh! You dare send a noisecrush at me?” Kevin tapped on more buttons.
“Just some rice, a few spices, some teriyaki sauce, and a some broccoli. It’s one of my quicker items to make.” Jeff smiled and wiped the drool from his mouth.
“Do you have any more of these?” Sango asked.
“I can make them.” Jeff got up and darted into the kitchen.
“Kevin, I’m beginning to get the feeling that he’s enjoying fattening me up. Do you think I should ask him about his feelings for me?” Sango asked.
“Ha! In your face!” Kevin yelled at the gameboy screen. Sango slapped her hand on her forehead and shook her head. Jeff then came back out, with more bowls of rice.
“Here ya’ go, Sango.” Jeff set the bowls down and Sango started eating again. Just then, two more guys entered. One of them had short, black hair with tan skin and was wearing a trenchcoat, baggy jeans, and black shoes. The other had red streaks in his long, brown hair and had on a green long sleeve shirt with khaki shorts and white shoes.
“Yo, Jeff! What’s up?” The one with black hair asked.
“Richard, Dylan, what are you guys doing here?” Jeff asked.
“Came by to visit, hope you don’t mind.” The one with brown hair sat down in another chair that was next to the table.
“No, it’s cool, Rich. Your home is my home.” Jeff said.
“Hey, who’s the girl?” The black haired boy walked over to Sango.
“Guys, this is Sango, he’s one of Kevin’s friends.” Jeff said.
“Damn you, Shademan!” Kevin yelled, still fixated on his game.
“Wow, you seem to have a pretty big appetite.” Richard looked at the empty bowls of rice.
“I’m trying to gain weight.” Sango responded.
“Well, I’m sure Jeff will be happy.” Dylan said as he moved behind Sango’s chair.
“So, any reason why?” Richard asked.
“It’s to make someone feel better.” Sango said as she downed another bowl of rice. Suddenly, she felt a hand make contact with rear end. “Miroku!” She turned around and slapped Dylan across the face. He dropped onto the ground, stunned.
“Oh man, looks the perverted skater strikes again.” Jeff laughed.
“Ow, for a girl she hits pretty hard.” Dylan said in a weak voice.
“You okay, Dylan?” Richard went over and helped him up.
“My face hurts.” Dylan groaned.
“I guess that’ll teach you not to try and rub a girl’s butt.” Jeff said.
“But, I can’t help it, my hand is possessed.”
“Why do I have always be the victim of perverted guys?” Sango asked before shaking her head and going back to eating the rice.
“Woo hoo! 2000 zennies! I’m rich, beyotch!” Kevin pumped his fist into the air and did a victory dance. Everyone then looked at him. “What?”
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Comments: 12
BellyEnthusiast [2004-08-28 18:46:52 +0000 UTC]
I'm glad I finally found the time to start reading this....this is really interesting. So few male WG fanfics. This almost inspires me to do something....
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Sprectra In reply to BellyEnthusiast [2004-08-29 03:07:22 +0000 UTC]
Thanks. I'm glad you like it.
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BellyEnthusiast In reply to Sprectra [2004-08-29 03:18:55 +0000 UTC]
It's...interesting, although it has some things that are weird to the point of distraction, like Sango marrying an OC in California?
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Sprectra In reply to BellyEnthusiast [2004-08-29 03:21:49 +0000 UTC]
Uh, that was kind of a daydream joke that Jeff had. Yeah, I know it's weird.
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BellyEnthusiast In reply to Sprectra [2004-08-29 03:57:22 +0000 UTC]
I guess because of personal prejudice, I always reacted badly to OCs in fanfics. I felt it compromised the 'reality' of the setting, I guess. Kinda like, uh, seeing someone dressed as the Hamburglar at a cosplay/animecon.
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Deppfan77 [2004-08-15 01:36:48 +0000 UTC]
*Nods* Very well done, indeed. And now..for what I usually say..i lurve it! ^^
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Deppfan77 In reply to Sprectra [2004-08-15 01:59:35 +0000 UTC]
*nods uncontrollably* @_@ *head falls off* Not AGAIN!
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