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Published: 2014-04-09 02:59:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 1005; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 0
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Another random thing I decided to do to try and cheer myself up. Also a gift to Sapphiresenthiss because I feel like giving her a present~

Nothing to warn about here, maybe a few perverted jokes, oh, and cussing~

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How L.J lost his color~

  This is how Laughing Jack would have lost his color if Isaac had never trapped him in a Jack in the box and left him to rot. Don't ask why he lives with the bloodthirsty Creepypasta's- its because he just loves children to death XD-

  Some random day of the week, a rainbow colored Laughing Jack wandered into Jeff the killer's room to gather dirty laundry. When he walked past the bed to gather the various dirty garments scattered around the carpeted floor, he spotted something on the nightstand and decided to investigate. He dropped the clothes and picked the item up, and he looked it over- a little square pack, like a rubbing alcohol patch. However, it wasn't an alcohol swab- he could tell just by looking at it. Growing curious, he tore the package open and pulled out what was hidden inside. Whatever it was, it seemed to be made of rubber- and it was light blue. Curiously, he held the item between his thumb and index finger and he held it in front of his face, and he shook it around a bit. It was long- he grabbed the other end of it with his other hand and pulled on it. It was stretchy. Suddenly a smile spread across his cheerful face, and a childish glint sparked to life in his baby blue eyes.

  “Oh, my! Who'd of thought that Jeffy-poo would keep balloons in his room~” L.J chimed as he continued to stretch the “Balloon” for a few minutes to get it nice and flexible. Then, being the fun loving clown that he was, he placed the open end of the “Balloon” between his lips and blew it up. After tying the end into a knot, he proceeded to shape the “Balloon” into an animal. Just as he finished turning his little toy into a blown up giraffe, none other than Jeff stepped into the bedroom. When he saw what the clown had done, the killers jaw just about hit the floor.


  “What the fuck are you doing!?!” Jeff screamed as he stormed over to the clown and slapped the “Balloon animal” out of his hands and proceeded to pop it with his foot. Confused and afraid, L.J dawned a frightened puppy dog expression and stared down as his forever smiling friend.


  “W-whats wrong Jeffy? I-I was just making balloon animals!” Laughing Jack said pathetically, his eyes wide and super shimmering like in anime, which made the killer groan and grab the clown by the front of his shirt.


  “With a fucking condom!?!” Jeff roared, earning an even more confused look from the clown. The only words that passed through the killers mind were “Oh god no”, because he had the feeling that L.J might not have known what a condom was. God, he hoped that wasn't the case.

  “L-L.J, do you... Know what a condom is?” The killer asked hesitantly, earning a slow shake of the head from the clown, who stared at him sheepishly. After that, Jeff let go of L.J and strode over to his door to shut and lock it- then he turned his attention back to the clown. He had a lot of explaining to do...


*About ten minutes later* (Because the author has decided not to put in the awkward conversation- she'd laugh to death if she did~)

  Eyeless Jack and BEN were walking past Jeff's room when the suddenly heard a loud, horrified scream erupt from the other side of the door. The pair immediately froze in their tracks- they were surprised, startled, and curious all at the same time. They stood completely still outside the killers door, only to watch as it suddenly flung open to reveal a terrifying sight. Laughing Jack stood trembling in the doorway, looking as if he had just walked in on ZALGO having sex with Slenderman- but that isn't what bothered him. What scared them so much was that the clown had lost all of his once vibrant color- he stood before them completely monochrome. Without saying a word, the now black and white clown walked out of Jeff's bedroom and slowly made his way towards the bathroom, leaving the confused pair wondering that the fuck had happened in the bedroom. Not long after, a very tired and somewhat frightened looking Jeff walked out of the bedroom to stare in the direction that L.J had gone, then he hesitantly turned to look at BEN and E.J.


  “Jeff... What the fuck did you do to L.J?!” BEN gasped, his voice one of disbelief. The killer in question shook his head as if to shake a bad memory away. Then he coughed awkwardly and took a deep breath.


  “I... He, mistook one of my condoms for a balloon and blew it up... So I told him what a condom was, and what it was used for... Then I had to tell him what sex was... I uh, found something to demonstrate with... Once I was done he suddenly screamed... FUCK MAN! His color just flew right off him! It was like, one of those crappy cartoon moments where the color just drains from their bodies!... Fuckin terrified me...” Jeff said loudly, before suddenly ending the conversation and storming down the hall.


  “W-wait! Where are you going?!” Eyeless Jack shouted after the killer who continued down the hall.


  “To drown the memories out with booze!” Jeff shouted as he disappeared, leaving the pair standing in the hall with only one question on their minds. “What EXACTLY had Jeff done that managed to scare Laughing Jack like that?!”

  The clown was never the same again. The end~



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Comments: 190

Springfallendeer In reply to ??? [2014-04-09 13:48:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh? You had a penis song XD
How old were you guys when you were given "The talk"? Most kids are like, traumatized afterwards XP
I never actually had the talk. I just found porn in my mom's room when I was 11 and watched it by accident- that made me actually start looking up what the hell I'd just seen...
Still, funny~

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Luxrai12321 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 14:21:55 +0000 UTC]

12 it was then the teacher came up with a contest to see who could watch the videos without closing our eyes ( with the exeception of blinking). But then one of my friends covered my eyes when watching a birth video (it was really just a pregnant woman walking in her nude for a video on how pregnancy works and stuff) I was sooo pissed after those five seconds

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Springfallendeer In reply to Luxrai12321 [2014-04-09 14:36:29 +0000 UTC]

Eh, I've known what birth was since I was 6- had to help goats/sheep/horses have babies.

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Luxrai12321 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 14:54:36 +0000 UTC]

I knew about sex a little earlier than that but I was really pissed at my friend when she covered my eyes over nothing

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Springfallendeer In reply to Luxrai12321 [2014-04-09 15:12:03 +0000 UTC]

Some people find it disturbing.

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Luxrai12321 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 15:30:30 +0000 UTC]

Yeah but she had some other stuff do look at (wow I can't think anything for her to look at) and a few of us just yelled it's gonna happen to you one day
one of the boy tried yo sit next to a sink incase he threw up
also we all laughed when it came to the part with an boner just the way described it made it funny

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Springfallendeer In reply to Luxrai12321 [2014-04-09 15:36:04 +0000 UTC]

XD
Wanna know why an erection is called a boner?

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Luxrai12321 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 15:44:59 +0000 UTC]

Sure but tomorrow cause I'm about to go to bed right now

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Springfallendeer In reply to Luxrai12321 [2014-04-09 15:52:26 +0000 UTC]

K. Night~

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SpaceKarnival In reply to ??? [2014-04-09 13:03:47 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!! "To drown the memories out with booze!" THIS WAS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!!! XD You just made my day with this story!!! Awww, and poor LJ, too!!! Wonder what made him so scared that he just lost his color instantly?   

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Springfallendeer In reply to SpaceKarnival [2014-04-09 13:09:00 +0000 UTC]

Whatever it was, it had something to do with how Jeff explained sex... Probably had something to do with his choice of props~ XD

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SpaceKarnival In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 13:13:40 +0000 UTC]

Oh god!!! Since this is Jeff we're talking about here, I can only imagine what he used to explain sex to LJ!!! 

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Springfallendeer In reply to SpaceKarnival [2014-04-09 13:52:48 +0000 UTC]

A knife, a hot-dog, and a bagel~ XD

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SpaceKarnival In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 14:58:39 +0000 UTC]

PFFFFT!! Wow!!! The hot dog and bagel reminds me of that scene from Scary Movie 3 (i think that's it..) when Charlie Sheen demonstrates to the cop what he wants to do to his wife before she dies! God, that was funny!!! 

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Springfallendeer In reply to SpaceKarnival [2014-04-09 15:11:38 +0000 UTC]

XD
Yeah~ It was scary movie 3, and I loved that movie!

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SpaceKarnival In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 15:39:18 +0000 UTC]

My favorite one out of all of them!! cop: um.....I still don't understand.... Charlie: Let me explain....*puts the hot dog through the bagel* XD I laughed my ass off when I saw that!!!

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Springfallendeer In reply to SpaceKarnival [2014-04-09 15:43:07 +0000 UTC]

So did I XD

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SpaceKarnival In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 15:55:51 +0000 UTC]

My sister just thought it was stupid...WHY??!! It's like she doesn't have a sense of humor or something!!! 

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Springfallendeer In reply to SpaceKarnival [2014-04-09 16:00:41 +0000 UTC]

Eh, some people like it, some people don't.

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SpaceKarnival In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 16:02:00 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe....yep.... 

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Springfallendeer In reply to SpaceKarnival [2014-04-09 16:29:24 +0000 UTC]

^^

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MistyDeath222 In reply to ??? [2014-04-09 11:53:06 +0000 UTC]

Poor lj

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Springfallendeer In reply to MistyDeath222 [2014-04-09 13:07:36 +0000 UTC]

Yes. Poor L.J.
I've scarred him for life~

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CuddleMuffinZ In reply to ??? [2014-04-09 08:44:30 +0000 UTC]

This. Is. Perfect totally makes sense in everyday possible

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Springfallendeer In reply to CuddleMuffinZ [2014-04-09 13:08:09 +0000 UTC]

Yes.
This is how every child reacts when their parents give them "The talk".

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CuddleMuffinZ In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 18:25:59 +0000 UTC]

I never had the talk I figured it out ok my own... Thank god I didn't get the talk

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Springfallendeer In reply to CuddleMuffinZ [2014-04-09 18:39:09 +0000 UTC]

I didn't get "The talk" either... I found porn in my moms room and watched it without knowing what it was.
Long story short- thank heavens for the internet.

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CuddleMuffinZ In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 19:51:09 +0000 UTC]

Long live the Internet! Yeah I think it's so awkward to have the "Talk" I'm soooo glad I didn't get it

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Springfallendeer In reply to CuddleMuffinZ [2014-04-09 20:00:50 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. I just found stuff and read it- that made it SO much easier on my 11 year old mind XD

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CuddleMuffinZ In reply to CuddleMuffinZ [2014-04-09 08:44:41 +0000 UTC]

Everyway**

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BeautyIsWithinYou In reply to ??? [2014-04-09 07:50:45 +0000 UTC]

Noo L.J!

HE'S TOO FUN TO LEARN WHAT SEX IS!! XD

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Springfallendeer In reply to BeautyIsWithinYou [2014-04-09 13:07:09 +0000 UTC]

I scarred the clown for life~
LOLZ

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BeautyIsWithinYou In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 13:30:10 +0000 UTC]

How did you know how I looked like when I learned the way of life? XD
Like, I looked so pale after I learnt. O3O

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Springfallendeer In reply to BeautyIsWithinYou [2014-04-09 13:51:31 +0000 UTC]

I think that's most kids in general.
I didn't actually get "The talk" though.
I accidentally watched some of my moms porn and wanted to find out what I'd just seen- thanks heavens for the internet! XD

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BeautyIsWithinYou In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 15:07:35 +0000 UTC]

Yay for the internet~ >W>

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Springfallendeer In reply to BeautyIsWithinYou [2014-04-09 15:11:08 +0000 UTC]

Yeah.
Its SO much easier to understand stuff like that in writing.

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BeautyIsWithinYou In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 17:06:33 +0000 UTC]

That's true~ 

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AnnaLeezeLoveless In reply to ??? [2014-04-09 07:31:37 +0000 UTC]

I laughed so hard I almost cried.

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Springfallendeer In reply to AnnaLeezeLoveless [2014-04-09 07:35:41 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you liked it~
L.J's reaction is the reaction of every child who's given "The Talk" by their parents~

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CammyPawz In reply to ??? [2014-04-09 05:08:08 +0000 UTC]

XD holly shit that was funny! XD

reminds me first time i found out what it was! XD i fucking 7 years old! XD

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Springfallendeer In reply to CammyPawz [2014-04-09 05:16:37 +0000 UTC]

*Laughing* I know! That's why its funny!
I was 11. I found porn in my moms room and watched it...

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KyotoLovesLambosX3 In reply to ??? [2014-04-09 03:33:45 +0000 UTC]

OHMYFUKINGOD!!! XD *laughs hysterically and falls of chair* I CAN'T BREATHE!!!! XD XD XD

JEFF!!! WTF DID YOU SHOW LJ?! XD 

Oh Jackie, hun, I feel horrible, but that's what happens when you nose around other people's bedrooms~ 

I feel his pain, my parents gave me The Talk when I was 10... they had leaflets, pictures, information packets, the WHOLE shebang. >/////<; I was quite possibly the ONLY ten year old in my school that actually KNEW where babies came from~ >.>; I was pretty much as horrified as LJ...

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Springfallendeer In reply to KyotoLovesLambosX3 [2014-04-09 03:41:12 +0000 UTC]

I learned by accidentally finding a porno in my moms room and watching it when I was 11... Then I started going online to find out what the fuck I'd just seen...
So, yeah, I know L.J's pain XD

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KyotoLovesLambosX3 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 03:54:35 +0000 UTC]

PFFFFT!!! Oh you poor woman~ That must've been... interesting~ xD 

You know what was the only thing I got from the whole little 'chat' with them~?

"WHAT has to go WHERE?!?! D8"

I couldn't look a boy in the face for MONTHS!! xD  I didn't really understand the whole 'talk' until I finally read my first hentai fanfic, it was an Inuyasha one, and then I was like "Well, this isn't so bad~!! 8D"

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Springfallendeer In reply to KyotoLovesLambosX3 [2014-04-09 03:56:51 +0000 UTC]

Yeah- reading it normally rather than all the logical stuff makes it easier to grasp~
My reaction after what I encountered was "Why would you want to do that!?!?! What is that stuff!?!?!"

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KyotoLovesLambosX3 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 04:11:22 +0000 UTC]

All I could think of was "OMG, that sounds like it would hurt like a MoFo!! DX I'm never having sex and I don't wanna know anything about it!!"

....And look where I am now~ Karma is a bitch, ain't it~? LMAO

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Springfallendeer In reply to KyotoLovesLambosX3 [2014-04-09 04:22:04 +0000 UTC]

XD
Yeah, it is.
I'm lucky that I turned out to be Asexual- no sex drive whatsoever~

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KyotoLovesLambosX3 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 04:35:46 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, lucky you~

I'm still waiting for the right guy before I just jump the gun. Until then I shall be happy with the wonderful lemons you and Sapphire write. I need to get inspiration from somwhere~

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Springfallendeer In reply to KyotoLovesLambosX3 [2014-04-09 05:09:33 +0000 UTC]

XD
Of course you do~
Well, believe me, I won't disappoint ^^

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JazzminTH22 In reply to ??? [2014-04-09 03:17:05 +0000 UTC]

So thats how it happened...

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