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Another random thing I decided to do to try and cheer myself up. Also a gift to Sapphiresenthiss because I feel like giving her a present~
Nothing to warn about here, maybe a few perverted jokes, oh, and cussing~
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How L.J lost his color~
This is how Laughing Jack would have lost his color if Isaac had never trapped him in a Jack in the box and left him to rot. Don't ask why he lives with the bloodthirsty Creepypasta's- its because he just loves children to death XD-
Some random day of the week, a rainbow colored Laughing Jack wandered into Jeff the killer's room to gather dirty laundry. When he walked past the bed to gather the various dirty garments scattered around the carpeted floor, he spotted something on the nightstand and decided to investigate. He dropped the clothes and picked the item up, and he looked it over- a little square pack, like a rubbing alcohol patch. However, it wasn't an alcohol swab- he could tell just by looking at it. Growing curious, he tore the package open and pulled out what was hidden inside. Whatever it was, it seemed to be made of rubber- and it was light blue. Curiously, he held the item between his thumb and index finger and he held it in front of his face, and he shook it around a bit. It was long- he grabbed the other end of it with his other hand and pulled on it. It was stretchy. Suddenly a smile spread across his cheerful face, and a childish glint sparked to life in his baby blue eyes.
“Oh, my! Who'd of thought that Jeffy-poo would keep balloons in his room~” L.J chimed as he continued to stretch the “Balloon” for a few minutes to get it nice and flexible. Then, being the fun loving clown that he was, he placed the open end of the “Balloon” between his lips and blew it up. After tying the end into a knot, he proceeded to shape the “Balloon” into an animal. Just as he finished turning his little toy into a blown up giraffe, none other than Jeff stepped into the bedroom. When he saw what the clown had done, the killers jaw just about hit the floor.
“What the fuck are you doing!?!” Jeff screamed as he stormed over to the clown and slapped the “Balloon animal” out of his hands and proceeded to pop it with his foot. Confused and afraid, L.J dawned a frightened puppy dog expression and stared down as his forever smiling friend.
“W-whats wrong Jeffy? I-I was just making balloon animals!” Laughing Jack said pathetically, his eyes wide and super shimmering like in anime, which made the killer groan and grab the clown by the front of his shirt.
“With a fucking condom!?!” Jeff roared, earning an even more confused look from the clown. The only words that passed through the killers mind were “Oh god no”, because he had the feeling that L.J might not have known what a condom was. God, he hoped that wasn't the case.
“L-L.J, do you... Know what a condom is?” The killer asked hesitantly, earning a slow shake of the head from the clown, who stared at him sheepishly. After that, Jeff let go of L.J and strode over to his door to shut and lock it- then he turned his attention back to the clown. He had a lot of explaining to do...
*About ten minutes later* (Because the author has decided not to put in the awkward conversation- she'd laugh to death if she did~)
Eyeless Jack and BEN were walking past Jeff's room when the suddenly heard a loud, horrified scream erupt from the other side of the door. The pair immediately froze in their tracks- they were surprised, startled, and curious all at the same time. They stood completely still outside the killers door, only to watch as it suddenly flung open to reveal a terrifying sight. Laughing Jack stood trembling in the doorway, looking as if he had just walked in on ZALGO having sex with Slenderman- but that isn't what bothered him. What scared them so much was that the clown had lost all of his once vibrant color- he stood before them completely monochrome. Without saying a word, the now black and white clown walked out of Jeff's bedroom and slowly made his way towards the bathroom, leaving the confused pair wondering that the fuck had happened in the bedroom. Not long after, a very tired and somewhat frightened looking Jeff walked out of the bedroom to stare in the direction that L.J had gone, then he hesitantly turned to look at BEN and E.J.
“Jeff... What the fuck did you do to L.J?!” BEN gasped, his voice one of disbelief. The killer in question shook his head as if to shake a bad memory away. Then he coughed awkwardly and took a deep breath.
“I... He, mistook one of my condoms for a balloon and blew it up... So I told him what a condom was, and what it was used for... Then I had to tell him what sex was... I uh, found something to demonstrate with... Once I was done he suddenly screamed... FUCK MAN! His color just flew right off him! It was like, one of those crappy cartoon moments where the color just drains from their bodies!... Fuckin terrified me...” Jeff said loudly, before suddenly ending the conversation and storming down the hall.
“W-wait! Where are you going?!” Eyeless Jack shouted after the killer who continued down the hall.
“To drown the memories out with booze!” Jeff shouted as he disappeared, leaving the pair standing in the hall with only one question on their minds. “What EXACTLY had Jeff done that managed to scare Laughing Jack like that?!”
The clown was never the same again. The end~
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Comments: 190
Springfallendeer In reply to ??? [2014-04-09 03:19:29 +0000 UTC]
XD
That's how it happened in the crackfic~
There's a joke going around that Rainbow Laughing Jack doesn't know what sex is. And on Tumblr I found something on a blog that said "Imagine Rainbow Laughing Jack trying to figure out how a condom works"
So... That's how this was born!
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JazzminTH22 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 03:26:06 +0000 UTC]
Aww, I wanna teach him~~
He sounds so sweet and innocent!
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Springfallendeer In reply to JazzminTH22 [2014-04-09 03:31:36 +0000 UTC]
Now wouldn't that be an interesting change in pace?
For once the "Reader" is the one taking advantage of the virgin~ XD
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JazzminTH22 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 03:33:54 +0000 UTC]
OMG yes, PAYBACK TIME BIATCH!!
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Springfallendeer In reply to JazzminTH22 [2014-04-09 03:38:47 +0000 UTC]
XD
I'll have to write that sometime~
Personally I think Rainbow Laughing Jack is ADORABLE~
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JazzminTH22 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 03:49:11 +0000 UTC]
He is, soooo adorable~~ like a giant man baby!
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Springfallendeer In reply to JazzminTH22 [2014-04-09 03:50:54 +0000 UTC]
He'd be so easy to pick on!
Just take his candy and watch him cry- I wouldn't be able to do that though, I'd feel bad~
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JazzminTH22 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 03:53:34 +0000 UTC]
Heh, I would, mostly cause I can just be a sadistic bitch sometimes
But I'd give in after fifteen minutes
*Payback for tying me to a damn BED...not that I minded, haha!)+*
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Springfallendeer In reply to JazzminTH22 [2014-04-09 03:57:16 +0000 UTC]
XD
"Pop goes the weasel~"
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JazzminTH22 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 04:01:31 +0000 UTC]
I'm going to have nightmares about that song...
Very...sexy nightmares~
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Springfallendeer In reply to JazzminTH22 [2014-04-09 04:05:48 +0000 UTC]
Very, sexy nightmares indeed~
Make sure to suck on a watermelon jolly rancher before bed XD
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JazzminTH22 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 04:59:04 +0000 UTC]
I found jolly rancher flavored soda at the store!!! Even better!!!
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Springfallendeer In reply to JazzminTH22 [2014-04-09 05:05:40 +0000 UTC]
Oh wow~ I'll bet those taste good~
Wanna hear a joke~?
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JazzminTH22 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 05:21:34 +0000 UTC]
Oh they doo~
And yesh!
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Springfallendeer In reply to JazzminTH22 [2014-04-09 05:29:06 +0000 UTC]
K~
What's the difference between friendship, love, and showing off?
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JazzminTH22 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 05:35:03 +0000 UTC]
Um...how you can show affection?
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Springfallendeer In reply to JazzminTH22 [2014-04-09 05:36:07 +0000 UTC]
Nope.
Spiting, swallowing, and gargling~
It was a sex joke ^^
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JazzminTH22 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 05:39:38 +0000 UTC]
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Springfallendeer In reply to JazzminTH22 [2014-04-09 05:41:55 +0000 UTC]
XD
Yeah, that's a great one~
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JazzminTH22 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 05:46:47 +0000 UTC]
*snaps tongue* gurl, dat does it, I am writing you a lemon in yo honor
Name yo top two creepypastas
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Springfallendeer In reply to JazzminTH22 [2014-04-09 05:59:19 +0000 UTC]
Well... Personally I think Ticci Toby could use more love- and Splendorman could as well.
(I actually don't have favorites. I have likes and dislikes XD)
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JazzminTH22 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 06:00:35 +0000 UTC]
Haha, you got it, Ticci Toby X Reader lemon coming up~~~~
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JazzminTH22 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 06:14:22 +0000 UTC]
Haha, this shall be AMAZING!!!!!
I am begining now!!!
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Springfallendeer In reply to JazzminTH22 [2014-04-09 06:20:03 +0000 UTC]
Cool, can't wait to read it~ I'll have to start a reader x Toby series of my own ^^
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JazzminTH22 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 06:28:04 +0000 UTC]
ooh, that'll be fun! And oh my blood gloob thank you for more points!!!
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Springfallendeer In reply to JazzminTH22 [2014-04-09 06:29:48 +0000 UTC]
No problem. I don't really use them for much~
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JazzminTH22 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 06:31:54 +0000 UTC]
you could get commissions and stuffs ^u^
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Springfallendeer In reply to JazzminTH22 [2014-04-09 07:07:51 +0000 UTC]
I know- but I wont start doing stuff like that unless I just wanna donate whatever points I acquire.
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Springfallendeer In reply to JazzminTH22 [2014-04-09 13:09:51 +0000 UTC]
Indeed it is (Did chu just make a joke? =3)
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Springfallendeer In reply to JazzminTH22 [2014-04-09 13:53:26 +0000 UTC]
It looked like a joke XD
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JazzminTH22 In reply to Springfallendeer [2014-04-09 14:48:06 +0000 UTC]
Haha, then lets say it is!
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SERENlTY-KlTTY In reply to ??? [2014-04-09 03:02:58 +0000 UTC]
Jeff
Jeffffffff
JEFFFFFF
Booze won't solve anything.
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Springfallendeer In reply to SERENlTY-KlTTY [2014-04-09 03:13:13 +0000 UTC]
XD
Yeah... But I don't think he cares~
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