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“You need what?” Leon- otherwise known as Snakeman-Jack- said irritably as he glared at the stitched up man standing outside his front porch looking like someone had just tried to drown him. His glare only deepened when the crow standing on the mans shoulder squawked at him aggressively- how he wanted to grab the annoying bird by her neck and strangle her. She’d make a nice meal for his beloved snake. He listened as the stitched man sighed and rubbed his wet arms in an attempt to warm up.

“I s-said Ikki and I need a place to s-stay for a couple of weeks… O-our barn is flooded, and its f-freezing out…” Johnathan- otherwise known as Scarecrow- stuttered as he continued to try and warm his chilled body by rubbing his arms and shoulders. As he did, he halfheartedly met Snakeman’s glare in an attempt to make himself look more intimidating. Anyone who knew of these two knew that they didn’t get along. So whenever one sought out the other for aid, it was a life or death situation- a time of absolute desperation. As an added note, while Leon tended to be extremely polite towards those he planned on killing, when the target of his hate was another creepypasta he didn't even bother being nice. With an irritated groan, Leon stepped to the side to allow his unwanted guests to enter his house.

“Alright, you can stay… But if I catch that fucking bird messing with my food supply I’m gonna feed her to Jack!” Leon snarled as his guests stepped into the warmth of his well kept him- and he sighed irritably when he noticed that they were dripping water all over his clean floor. He grabbed John by his arm to keep him in place.
“Don’t move from this spot! I’m gonna get you some towels to dry off… And don’t let that bird shake water all over the place!” He spat before her walked down the hall to retrieve a few towels from the hall closet. He handed a couple to his guest then proceeded to clean the mud and water off of the floor. As he did that, John dried himself as best he could then gently dabbed at Ikki’s feathers to dry her up a bit. However, he hadn’t been trying to dry her for long when she decided to just take matters into her own hands. Once most of the water was off her feathers, she flew off of his shoulder and her body took on a violet glow. Within seconds she’d turned into a breathtakingly beautiful young woman with long black hair, deep red eyes, and pale skin. To top it all off, she was naked. Both men covered their eyes- one out of respect and one out of disgust, and it wasn’t hard to tell which one was disgusted with her body.
“Put some fucking clothes on!” Leon half-shouted as he covered his eyes with his gauntleted hand, an somewhat disturbed expression on his face as he did. At the same time, John extended his arm to hold a towel out to Ikki as he covered his eyes to show her some respect. The crow gladly accepted the cloth and wrapped it around her slim frame, before scowling at Snakeman.

“Can’t put on clothes I don’t have!… And why are you covering your eyes? You spend all your time raping then murdering innocent couples!” Ikki spat as she tightened the towel around her body to keep it in place.
“And you can look now Scarecrow… I’m covered…” She added after a moment upon realizing that neither of them had uncovered there eyes and were refusing to look at her. As soon as she said that both of them uncovered their eyes- and Leon glared at her- she notice his glare and huffed.
“Keep looking at me like that and I’ll peck your eyes out!” She snarled, before turning around as if to walk away- only to bump into the bare chest of Leon’s animal companion Jack in his “Human” form. In a flash she was clinging to John’s arm as if she expected a demon to crawl through the floor and drag her down to hell.
“Y-you stay away from me snake!” She stuttered as John wrapped an arm around her back protectively, and he glared dangerously at the serpent, who only chuckled upon seeing how scared she was of him.

“What’s wrong, my decadent little morsel~? Afraid I’m going to eat you~?” Jack cooed as he walked closer to the frightened woman, only to abruptly step away to approach his master. He quickly wrapped his arms around Leon’s neck and lent against him as if expecting to be held- and Snakeman moved to whisper something in his ear, which made him pout.
“What do you mean you can’t hold me?… You do it all the time… Does having unwanted company make you not want to wrap your arms around me like you usually do?…” He said with a childish pout, despite his mature looking face, as he continued to hold on to his master. The person in question sighed quietly and poked him in the cheek as if to scold him a bit.

“Jack, we’ve been over this. I can’t hold you when your in this form, your body is to big for me to carry around…” Leon said tiredly as he trailed his metal covered fingers down the serpents back, making him arch a bit to escape the teasing touch. As he did this, he cast a glance towards his guests. John was still shivering because he was in wet clothes, as was Ikki who was wearing a damp towel to cover her otherwise bare body. He sighed again and pointed down a hall.
“Go take a shower… Leave your wet clothes outside the door so I can wash them. I’ll give you two something to wear in the meantime.” He said calmly, before he started down the hall he had pointed to to retrieve some clean clothes from his bedroom with Jack in tow. Needless to say, his sudden change in behavior perplexed his guests- but that was because they had no idea how much Jack’s presence calmed him. However, they weren’t about to pass up the offer on a hot shower and a change of clothing. So they quickly made their way to the bathroom and stripped down- they placed their clothing right outside the door as they had been told. John made sure to keep his gaze elsewhere when Ikki removed her towel. She on the other hand had no issues with seeing him naked- but why would she? She’d seen it all before when she saved his life. The pair showered as quickly as they could, though they wound up being under the water for well over a half hour. Considering how rare it was for them to bath with the use of hot water, they couldn’t help but take a while as they enjoyed the heat that slowly warmed their chilled bodies. They also did their best to try and keep the situation from becoming more awkward than it had to be, but thanks to John being shy around women and Ikki being right behind him while they bathed, that was pretty much impossible. To make matters worse for the poor guy, the crow seemed to lack a sense of shame- she teased him constantly while in the shower. Not with words, but with her actions. She helped him wash his hair and back, then had him do the same to her knowing how embarrassed he’d get.
Once done with their shower, they took turns stepping out to dry themselves- which was basically Ikki’s way of apologizing to Scarecrow for teasing him so much. No one could blame her for picking on him though- they’d been close friends for a couple of years and he had yet to get used to seeing her in human shape. He became so shy around her whenever she took on her human form, and she found his behavior absolutely adorable. Once they were clean and dry, John peeked outside the door to find that spare clothes for them had already been lied out. They quickly dressed. John wore a tee-shirt and a pair of sweats, and Ikki had been given a large tee-shirt to wear because Leon had nothing in the house that would fit her. So it was needless to say that she wore nothing underneath the shirt, which luckily for her went down to her knees. She’d just have to make sure to cross her legs when she sat down so that no one would get a flash of her privates. Once dressed, they stepped out of the bathroom and went back to the main room to fine Leon sitting on the couch with Jack sitting in his lap, cuddling him. Or rather, the serpent was cuddling with him while he appeared to be taking a nap- his eyes were closed and he was eerily still save for his steady breathing. Ikki flashed the serpent a jealous look- not because she wanted to cuddle with him or Leon, but because she wanted to snuggle with John in her human form without him trying to wriggle out of his grasp. Then the pair made their way over to the couch and hesitantly sat beside the cuddling men.
No sooner had they put their weight on the couch had Snakeman began to stir in his sleep, and once they’d settled on the furniture the completely woke and glared at them out the corner of his golden eyes. The glare only lasted a moment though, before he gently pushed Jack off of him and rose from the couch- his knees popped when he stood up. Then he yawned and cast them a sideways glance.

“I’m making dinner… Anything in particular you two like? And don’t say chicken, I don’t have any.” Leon asked in a calm, but slightly irritated voice as he walked into the kitchen to get started on a meal. Confused, the pair sitting on the couch exchanged worried glances, then they looked around for the clock on the wall- it was just after midnight. The Snakeman was a nocturnal killer- he tended to tend his business between eleven o’clock and three AM. They were curious as to why he was choosing to stay and make them food rather than go out and kill or select future victims- he hated them after all, so they expected him to try and associate with them as little as possible.

“Don’t you have kills to make?” John asked hesitantly as he craned his neck to look at his host, who was literally ripping the heads off of large rats and tearing off their skin. He’d actually removed those gauntlets he tended to wear 24/7- this was actually the first time the stitched man had ever seen the Snakeman’s bare hands. Needless to say, he was interested in what he saw. Leon had inch long sharpened nails, and the skin on his hands was paler than the rest of his body- probably because of how seldom it was exposed to the sun. He barely heard the scoff that escaped Snakeman as he killed another rodent.

“I don’t trust either of you enough to leave you alone in my house… I won’t be making any kills until you leave- and neither will you.” Leon said calmly as he threw the deboned and skinned rats in a bowl, though his voice was laced with irritation. Then he put a raw egg in the bowl, along with some flour- seemed he was just going to just try up the rodents. He threw some seasonings in and put a frying pan on the stove, and he put a little olive oil in the pan after turning the heat on.
“Besides, cops are already on the lookout for me… Its best Jack and I lie low for a little while…” He mumbled before dumping the seasoned rats in the heated pan- the meat immediately let off savory smelling steam upon hitting the hot oil. He used a fork to arrange the meat evenly throughout the pan so that it could cook, then he lowered the heat, set a timer, and walked back to the couch and sat down. Jack immediately climbed back into his lap and lent against his chest with a happy smile- and Ikki took on a jealous expression once more. She really wanted to cuddle with John the way Leon did with Jack.

“You never said what you wanted to eat…” Leon said calmly as he ran one of his bare hands up and down the serpents back in a slow motion- he was petting him. In response, John sighed and lent forward to put his elbows on his knees.

“We’ll just eat whatever your making… We’re not exactly in any position to be pissing you off…” John said calmly, before he ground his teeth together a bit out of habit. He usually had a piece of straw between his teeth to chew on, but thanks to the rain he’d lost his stalk. The Snakeman raised an eyebrow upon hearing his guest grind his teeth, but he didn't bother making a comment on it. Instead, he placed a gentle kiss against Jack's forehead, before he lent back against the couch and closed his eyes. His body relaxed a bit when the snake sitting in his lap moved his face to nuzzle the crook of his neck, and he lowered one of his still bare hands to gently rub the small of his back. That was when Ikki finally decided that she wasn't going to be ignored any longer. She moved over to her partner, gently pushed his shoulders so he lent against the couch, and she climbed into his lap. In response, Scarecrow tensed and blushed, unused to her odd behavior, and he hesitantly put his hands on her waist. Part of him wanted to try and push her off of him, while the other part wanted to pull her closer- and since he couldn't decide what part of himself to go with, he just remained still and let her cuddle him. Cuddle him she did. She wrapped her arms around his shoulders and nuzzled the crook of his neck affectionately, hoping that he would do the same with her. Too bad the stitched man was a tad to nervous around her in her human form to return her affectionate actions. After a little while, the timer went off and Leon pushed Jack off of his lap gently, and he went back into the kitchen to tend to supper. He flipped the meat and re-set the timer, then he walked back into the living room, sat down, and pulled the snake back into his lap for more cuddle time.

Said snake happily snuggled with his partner, and he took the opportunity to break the silence by picking on the bird sitting next to him in Scarecrow's lap. He curled his long, reptilian tail around and slipped it between Ikki's legs from her backside- said bird jumped and squeaked in surprise and shock.

"W-what the fu- Jack!... G-get your tail away from me you f-fucking pervert!..." Ikki gasped as the snake curled his tail around one of her thighs, which made it rub against a particularly sensitive part of her anatomy- she really wished she'd been given something to use as underwear. Instead of complying with her request, the snake arched his tail a bit to press more against her sensitive area as he rubbed it a little faster.

"Now, why would I do that~?" Jack asked with a chuckle, his reptilian eyes locked on the figure of the bird squirming under the ministrations of his tail. An amused smile spread across his face as he felt her body respond to the contact- he could feel the moisture forming between her legs. Just as she began to release her first gasp, the man whose lap she was sitting in realized what was actually happening- he'd assumed the snake was just pulling her leg in a literal sense. He hadn't realized what part of the birds body Jack's tail was rubbing against. As soon as he figured out what was happening, Scarecrow grabbed the snakes tail and proceeded to force it away from Ikki's body- at the same time, he pushed the bird to the opposite side so that she could sit on the armrest of the couch. Not a moment later, John opened his mouth as if to scream profanity at the snake, only to have his voice interrupted by the sound of the timer going off again. He closed his mouth and growled at the snake when he and Leon calmly walked back into the kitchen to finish preparing dinner. They returned ten minutes later sporting two plates each- Snakeman offered a plate to Scarecrow while Jack offered on to Ikki. Needless to say, both of those being offered food were hesitant about taking it, but took it anyways. The food on the plate consisted of the fried rat meat, cold mashed potatoes, and bean sprouts. The group ate in silence, save to the occasional gagging noise John made whenever he saw Jack slip into a snake habit by swallowing a chunk of meat whole. When dinner was over the guests were surprised to be immediately offered something as desert once Leon returned from cleaning the dishes- they were given some strange desert which seemed to be a pie made from stewed fruits and flower petals. They wouldn't lie if asked though, it was delicious.

Once desert was over and done with, Leon cleaned the dishes once more and proceeded to ready himself for bed- it was past two in the morning and he wanted to go to sleep. He left Jack to keep an eye on their guests while he took a short shower, then he returned wearing nothing but a pair of sweat-shorts and a towel, which he used to finish drying his hair. Once his hair was dry he walked back into the living room to have a short talk with his guests.

"Alright, its time for bed... You two are sleeping in separate rooms." Leon said calmly as he pointed to John and his partner, who stood up to offer an argument.

"Why?!" Ikki shouted, her red eyes seeming to take on a brighter red hue as a result of her anger- had she still been in her bird shape, no doubt her feathers would be flaring in an intimidating manner. Snakeman remained unfazed by her behavior, and so he was able to calmly give her his response.

"For one, I don't trust you two not to plot against me. If you stay separated whenever I can't keep an eye on you, I've got nothing to worry about. On another note, he's a man and your a... Woman. I don't need the two of you waking me up with your shenanigans." Leon said calmly, though if anyone had been paying attention to the way he was tightening his grip on the towel around his neck they would have seen that he was getting pissed off. In response, the bird scoffed and rolled her shoulders as if she were attempting to ruffle her feathers.

"So what, your making me sleep alone?!" Ikki practically screamed as she stomped one of her feet and rolled her shoulders again- she tended to forget that she didn't have feathers to ruffle in her human shape. Snakeman rolled his eyes at her question and sighed.

"No. You and Jack will be sharing the guest room. Scarecrow and I will share my room." Leon said calmly, before he abruptly stepped forward and pushed Ikki against Jack's chest. Said snake quickly covered the birds mouth and proceeded to drag her kicking and screaming towards the guest bedroom where they would be sleeping- thanks to his hand over her mouth she didn't make much noise. In response, John made a move to rescue his partner from the clutches of her natural enemy, only to have the back of his shirt caught by Leon, who quickly dragged him to his bedroom without so much as a word. The stitched man kicked and shouted profanity as he was dragged off, but Snakeman didn't pay him any mind. He just dragged the male to his bedroom, threw him onto the bed, and closed and locked the door behind him. Then, he jumped on top of Scarecrow and covered his mouth with one of his still bare hands, and he moved their faces closer together to hiss in his face.
"Shut up and go to bed!" He snarled, before he shoved Scarecrow's head back into the mattress as he moved to climb underneath the covers. The sudden violent act literally left John speechless- he had NEVER seen Leon act the way he just had. Knowing that the person lying in bed next to him had the strength to crush his skull with his bare hands, Scarecrow hesitantly climbed further into bed and slipped underneath the covers. The he laid his head on the nearest pillow and closed his eyes, hoping that he would be able to fall asleep.

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“You need what?” Leon- otherwise known as Snakeman-Jack- said irritably as he glared at the stitched up man standing outside his front porch looking like someone had just tried to drown him. His glare only deepened when the crow standing on the mans shoulder squawked at him aggressively- how he wanted to grab the annoying bird by her neck and strangle her. She’d make a nice meal for his beloved snake. He listened as the stitched man sighed and rubbed his wet arms in an attempt to warm up.

“I s-said Ikki and I need a place to s-stay for a couple of weeks… O-our barn is flooded, and its f-freezing out…” Johnathan- otherwise known as Scarecrow- stuttered as he continued to try and warm his chilled body by rubbing his arms and shoulders. As he did, he halfheartedly met Snakeman’s glare in an attempt to make himself look more intimidating. Anyone who knew of these two knew that they didn’t get along. So whenever one sought out the other for aid, it was a life or death situation- a time of absolute desperation. As an added note, while Leon tended to be extremely polite towards those he planned on killing, when the target of his hate was another creepypasta he didn't even bother being nice. With an irritated groan, Leon stepped to the side to allow his unwanted guests to enter his house.

“Alright, you can stay… But if I catch that fucking bird messing with my food supply I’m gonna feed her to Jack!” Leon snarled as his guests stepped into the warmth of his well kept him- and he sighed irritably when he noticed that they were dripping water all over his clean floor. He grabbed John by his arm to keep him in place.
“Don’t move from this spot! I’m gonna get you some towels to dry off… And don’t let that bird shake water all over the place!” He spat before her walked down the hall to retrieve a few towels from the hall closet. He handed a couple to his guest then proceeded to clean the mud and water off of the floor. As he did that, John dried himself as best he could then gently dabbed at Ikki’s feathers to dry her up a bit. However, he hadn’t been trying to dry her for long when she decided to just take matters into her own hands. Once most of the water was off her feathers, she flew off of his shoulder and her body took on a violet glow. Within seconds she’d turned into a breathtakingly beautiful young woman with long black hair, deep red eyes, and pale skin. To top it all off, she was naked. Both men covered their eyes- one out of respect and one out of disgust, and it wasn’t hard to tell which one was disgusted with her body.
“Put some fucking clothes on!” Leon half-shouted as he covered his eyes with his gauntleted hand, an somewhat disturbed expression on his face as he did. At the same time, John extended his arm to hold a towel out to Ikki as he covered his eyes to show her some respect. The crow gladly accepted the cloth and wrapped it around her slim frame, before scowling at Snakeman.

“Can’t put on clothes I don’t have!… And why are you covering your eyes? You spend all your time raping then murdering innocent couples!” Ikki spat as she tightened the towel around her body to keep it in place.
“And you can look now Scarecrow… I’m covered…” She added after a moment upon realizing that neither of them had uncovered there eyes and were refusing to look at her. As soon as she said that both of them uncovered their eyes- and Leon glared at her- she notice his glare and huffed.
“Keep looking at me like that and I’ll peck your eyes out!” She snarled, before turning around as if to walk away- only to bump into the bare chest of Leon’s animal companion Jack in his “Human” form. In a flash she was clinging to John’s arm as if she expected a demon to crawl through the floor and drag her down to hell.
“Y-you stay away from me snake!” She stuttered as John wrapped an arm around her back protectively, and he glared dangerously at the serpent, who only chuckled upon seeing how scared she was of him.

“What’s wrong, my decadent little morsel~? Afraid I’m going to eat you~?” Jack cooed as he walked closer to the frightened woman, only to abruptly step away to approach his master. He quickly wrapped his arms around Leon’s neck and lent against him as if expecting to be held- and Snakeman moved to whisper something in his ear, which made him pout.
“What do you mean you can’t hold me?… You do it all the time… Does having unwanted company make you not want to wrap your arms around me like you usually do?…” He said with a childish pout, despite his mature looking face, as he continued to hold on to his master. The person in question sighed quietly and poked him in the cheek as if to scold him a bit.

“Jack, we’ve been over this. I can’t hold you when your in this form, your body is to big for me to carry around…” Leon said tiredly as he trailed his metal covered fingers down the serpents back, making him arch a bit to escape the teasing touch. As he did this, he cast a glance towards his guests. John was still shivering because he was in wet clothes, as was Ikki who was wearing a damp towel to cover her otherwise bare body. He sighed again and pointed down a hall.
“Go take a shower… Leave your wet clothes outside the door so I can wash them. I’ll give you two something to wear in the meantime.” He said calmly, before he started down the hall he had pointed to to retrieve some clean clothes from his bedroom with Jack in tow. Needless to say, his sudden change in behavior perplexed his guests- but that was because they had no idea how much Jack’s presence calmed him. However, they weren’t about to pass up the offer on a hot shower and a change of clothing. So they quickly made their way to the bathroom and stripped down- they placed their clothing right outside the door as they had been told. John made sure to keep his gaze elsewhere when Ikki removed her towel. She on the other hand had no issues with seeing him naked- but why would she? She’d seen it all before when she saved his life. The pair showered as quickly as they could, though they wound up being under the water for well over a half hour. Considering how rare it was for them to bath with the use of hot water, they couldn’t help but take a while as they enjoyed the heat that slowly warmed their chilled bodies. They also did their best to try and keep the situation from becoming more awkward than it had to be, but thanks to John being shy around women and Ikki being right behind him while they bathed, that was pretty much impossible. To make matters worse for the poor guy, the crow seemed to lack a sense of shame- she teased him constantly while in the shower. Not with words, but with her actions. She helped him wash his hair and back, then had him do the same to her knowing how embarrassed he’d get.
Once done with their shower, they took turns stepping out to dry themselves- which was basically Ikki’s way of apologizing to Scarecrow for teasing him so much. No one could blame her for picking on him though- they’d been close friends for a couple of years and he had yet to get used to seeing her in human shape. He became so shy around her whenever she took on her human form, and she found his behavior absolutely adorable. Once they were clean and dry, John peeked outside the door to find that spare clothes for them had already been lied out. They quickly dressed. John wore a tee-shirt and a pair of sweats, and Ikki had been given a large tee-shirt to wear because Leon had nothing in the house that would fit her. So it was needless to say that she wore nothing underneath the shirt, which luckily for her went down to her knees. She’d just have to make sure to cross her legs when she sat down so that no one would get a flash of her privates. Once dressed, they stepped out of the bathroom and went back to the main room to fine Leon sitting on the couch with Jack sitting in his lap, cuddling him. Or rather, the serpent was cuddling with him while he appeared to be taking a nap- his eyes were closed and he was eerily still save for his steady breathing. Ikki flashed the serpent a jealous look- not because she wanted to cuddle with him or Leon, but because she wanted to snuggle with John in her human form without him trying to wriggle out of his grasp. Then the pair made their way over to the couch and hesitantly sat beside the cuddling men.
No sooner had they put their weight on the couch had Snakeman began to stir in his sleep, and once they’d settled on the furniture the completely woke and glared at them out the corner of his golden eyes. The glare only lasted a moment though, before he gently pushed Jack off of him and rose from the couch- his knees popped when he stood up. Then he yawned and cast them a sideways glance.

“I’m making dinner… Anything in particular you two like? And don’t say chicken, I don’t have any.” Leon asked in a calm, but slightly irritated voice as he walked into the kitchen to get started on a meal. Confused, the pair sitting on the couch exchanged worried glances, then they looked around for the clock on the wall- it was just after midnight. The Snakeman was a nocturnal killer- he tended to tend his business between eleven o’clock and three AM. They were curious as to why he was choosing to stay and make them food rather than go out and kill or select future victims- he hated them after all, so they expected him to try and associate with them as little as possible.

“Don’t you have kills to make?” John asked hesitantly as he craned his neck to look at his host, who was literally ripping the heads off of large rats and tearing off their skin. He’d actually removed those gauntlets he tended to wear 24/7- this was actually the first time the stitched man had ever seen the Snakeman’s bare hands. Needless to say, he was interested in what he saw. Leon had inch long sharpened nails, and the skin on his hands was paler than the rest of his body- probably because of how seldom it was exposed to the sun. He barely heard the scoff that escaped Snakeman as he killed another rodent.

“I don’t trust either of you enough to leave you alone in my house… I won’t be making any kills until you leave- and neither will you.” Leon said calmly as he threw the deboned and skinned rats in a bowl, though his voice was laced with irritation. Then he put a raw egg in the bowl, along with some flour- seemed he was just going to just try up the rodents. He threw some seasonings in and put a frying pan on the stove, and he put a little olive oil in the pan after turning the heat on.
“Besides, cops are already on the lookout for me… Its best Jack and I lie low for a little while…” He mumbled before dumping the seasoned rats in the heated pan- the meat immediately let off savory smelling steam upon hitting the hot oil. He used a fork to arrange the meat evenly throughout the pan so that it could cook, then he lowered the heat, set a timer, and walked back to the couch and sat down. Jack immediately climbed back into his lap and lent against his chest with a happy smile- and Ikki took on a jealous expression once more. She really wanted to cuddle with John the way Leon did with Jack.

“You never said what you wanted to eat…” Leon said calmly as he ran one of his bare hands up and down the serpents back in a slow motion- he was petting him. In response, John sighed and lent forward to put his elbows on his knees.

“We’ll just eat whatever your making… We’re not exactly in any position to be pissing you off…” John said calmly, before he ground his teeth together a bit out of habit. He usually had a piece of straw between his teeth to chew on, but thanks to the rain he’d lost his stalk. The Snakeman raised an eyebrow upon hearing his guest grind his teeth, but he didn't bother making a comment on it. Instead, he placed a gentle kiss against Jack's forehead, before he lent back against the couch and closed his eyes. His body relaxed a bit when the snake sitting in his lap moved his face to nuzzle the crook of his neck, and he lowered one of his still bare hands to gently rub the small of his back. That was when Ikki finally decided that she wasn't going to be ignored any longer. She moved over to her partner, gently pushed his shoulders so he lent against the couch, and she climbed into his lap. In response, Scarecrow tensed and blushed, unused to her odd behavior, and he hesitantly put his hands on her waist. Part of him wanted to try and push her off of him, while the other part wanted to pull her closer- and since he couldn't decide what part of himself to go with, he just remained still and let her cuddle him. Cuddle him she did. She wrapped her arms around his shoulders and nuzzled the crook of his neck affectionately, hoping that he would do the same with her. Too bad the stitched man was a tad to nervous around her in her human form to return her affectionate actions. After a little while, the timer went off and Leon pushed Jack off of his lap gently, and he went back into the kitchen to tend to supper. He flipped the meat and re-set the timer, then he walked back into the living room, sat down, and pulled the snake back into his lap for more cuddle time.

Said snake happily snuggled with his partner, and he took the opportunity to break the silence by picking on the bird sitting next to him in Scarecrow's lap. He curled his long, reptilian tail around and slipped it between Ikki's legs from her backside- said bird jumped and squeaked in surprise and shock.

"W-what the fu- Jack!... G-get your tail away from me you f-fucking pervert!..." Ikki gasped as the snake curled his tail around one of her thighs, which made it rub against a particularly sensitive part of her anatomy- she really wished she'd been given something to use as underwear. Instead of complying with her request, the snake arched his tail a bit to press more against her sensitive area as he rubbed it a little faster.

"Now, why would I do that~?" Jack asked with a chuckle, his reptilian eyes locked on the figure of the bird squirming under the ministrations of his tail. An amused smile spread across his face as he felt her body respond to the contact- he could feel the moisture forming between her legs. Just as she began to release her first gasp, the man whose lap she was sitting in realized what was actually happening- he'd assumed the snake was just pulling her leg in a literal sense. He hadn't realized what part of the birds body Jack's tail was rubbing against. As soon as he figured out what was happening, Scarecrow grabbed the snakes tail and proceeded to force it away from Ikki's body- at the same time, he pushed the bird to the opposite side so that she could sit on the armrest of the couch. Not a moment later, John opened his mouth as if to scream profanity at the snake, only to have his voice interrupted by the sound of the timer going off again. He closed his mouth and growled at the snake when he and Leon calmly walked back into the kitchen to finish preparing dinner. They returned ten minutes later sporting two plates each- Snakeman offered a plate to Scarecrow while Jack offered on to Ikki. Needless to say, both of those being offered food were hesitant about taking it, but took it anyways. The food on the plate consisted of the fried rat meat, cold mashed potatoes, and bean sprouts. The group ate in silence, save to the occasional gagging noise John made whenever he saw Jack slip into a snake habit by swallowing a chunk of meat whole. When dinner was over the guests were surprised to be immediately offered something as desert once Leon returned from cleaning the dishes- they were given some strange desert which seemed to be a pie made from stewed fruits and flower petals. They wouldn't lie if asked though, it was delicious.

Once desert was over and done with, Leon cleaned the dishes once more and proceeded to ready himself for bed- it was past two in the morning and he wanted to go to sleep. He left Jack to keep an eye on their guests while he took a short shower, then he returned wearing nothing but a pair of sweat-shorts and a towel, which he used to finish drying his hair. Once his hair was dry he walked back into the living room to have a short talk with his guests.

"Alright, its time for bed... You two are sleeping in separate rooms." Leon said calmly as he pointed to John and his partner, who stood up to offer an argument.

"Why?!" Ikki shouted, her red eyes seeming to take on a brighter red hue as a result of her anger- had she still been in her bird shape, no doubt her feathers would be flaring in an intimidating manner. Snakeman remained unfazed by her behavior, and so he was able to calmly give her his response.

"For one, I don't trust you two not to plot against me. If you stay separated whenever I can't keep an eye on you, I've got nothing to worry about. On another note, he's a man and your a... Woman. I don't need the two of you waking me up with your shenanigans." Leon said calmly, though if anyone had been paying attention to the way he was tightening his grip on the towel around his neck they would have seen that he was getting pissed off. In response, the bird scoffed and rolled her shoulders as if she were attempting to ruffle her feathers.

"So what, your making me sleep alone?!" Ikki practically screamed as she stomped one of her feet and rolled her shoulders again- she tended to forget that she didn't have feathers to ruffle in her human shape. Snakeman rolled his eyes at her question and sighed.

"No. You and Jack will be sharing the guest room. Scarecrow and I will share my room." Leon said calmly, before he abruptly stepped forward and pushed Ikki against Jack's chest. Said snake quickly covered the birds mouth and proceeded to drag her kicking and screaming towards the guest bedroom where they would be sleeping- thanks to his hand over her mouth she didn't make much noise. In response, John made a move to rescue his partner from the clutches of her natural enemy, only to have the back of his shirt caught by Leon, who quickly dragged him to his bedroom without so much as a word. The stitched man kicked and shouted profanity as he was dragged off, but Snakeman didn't pay him any mind. He just dragged the male to his bedroom, threw him onto the bed, and closed and locked the door behind him. Then, he jumped on top of Scarecrow and covered his mouth with one of his still bare hands, and he moved their faces closer together to hiss in his face.
"Shut up and go to bed!" He snarled, before he shoved Scarecrow's head back into the mattress as he moved to climb underneath the covers. The sudden violent act literally left John speechless- he had NEVER seen Leon act the way he just had. Knowing that the person lying in bed next to him had the strength to crush his skull with his bare hands, Scarecrow hesitantly climbed further into bed and slipped underneath the covers. The he laid his head on the nearest pillow and closed his eyes, hoping that he would be able to fall asleep.