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Published: 2004-02-05 00:25:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 368; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 26
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I want to be Barbie when I grow up.Breasts Perfect Round, and Plump.
Lips cherry red, that always smile.
βBarbie, your my best friend. My role modelβ
I want to be rich. I want to have this...and I want to have that.
Because you are given everything at the drop of a hat.
A doctor.
Plastic surgeon...
A dancer too!
Swinging those slender legs around a poll.
Making Ken drool.
Everyone loves you, Barbie.
your so beautiful...
But when my big brother ripped off your head.
I found out it was hallow.
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I love it... the last two lines are just like someone going Baaaaaammm!!! And poking you really hard in the stomach, except its not you, its some fat pudgey kid, and it just looks so awful that you have to laugh... I'm losing my self in my analogy here. Crap. Anyway, I loved it. I wouldn't call this crappy.
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lol! i used to pull barbies heads off and switch their bodies.... lol! i wanted to be a brain surgeon.... at least only w/ barbies... she gave me a complex, so i would make myself feel better by making her have no neck.... bwahahaahah! o btw.... good poem. it makes me think about all the pretty girls that i used to want to be, but realized later that they had no brain other than to breath w/.... ya thats mean, but true.
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-nods- Yeah...Barbies deserve no neck.
They give all the bimbo's fasle hope..
"Look at me! I'm Doctor Barbie!"
Rip off her head...nothing's there...Blonde idiot...lets make her a cheerleader. "Weee! Hiya! -pops gum- We'll be removing your kidney and replacing it with this icky thing." Just as pretty as Barbie...but all the same..you rip off her head you won't find alot there.
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awesome!!! love the ending, nice twist
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Thank you.
I still need to fix that typo though. Lol
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wow thats a ummmm *insert word to implie crappy* poem lol the ending is cool I used to do that all the time...rip the head off the barbie not the wishing part...lol I made a funny you commet up thear was better then the poem I like the comment 
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Yeah yeah yeah. I know....Iron..hm..But wouldn't an iron kill braincells? Lol.
I don't think I need anymore of that.
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i like it, it just goes to show not all things are what you think they are ya know! good job even tho u say it sux i dont think it does
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Well...I don't like it very well..
It didnt turned out how I would have liked? Hmm
But thank you!
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-Blinks some tilting her head- I use to feed Barbie's head to my dog..o.o;;
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Lol!
Barbies are evil...>->
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I hate Barbie dolls as far as what they stand for... they are fun to play with though... but becuz of them i had a horrible childhood cuz i wanted to be just like barbie and i wasn't and i used to cry and all... children become anorexic so they can look like that... I want you to be just the way you are becuz you are beautiful and i love you very very much!
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And that was the point of the poem.
I'll work on that beautiful things.
Thanks for giving me expections to live up too...
Just kidding..For most of it.
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I love the twist at the end...do you mean hollow?
it just ties it altogether so well.
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Ah, yeah I think mean hollow.
Thanks. Lol.
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wow..this is truely amazing..(this is like my favorite of the favs) I do..you put a lot to the point. Great job
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Lol. Thank you!!!
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