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Description just... stop talking... seriously... she's not in the mood







her Bio (WIP):


Name: Alex (short for Alexandra)

Gender: Female (though people sometimes mistake her for a boy)

Age: 11 (6’th grade)

Height: 155 cm, 5ft 1in

Weight: 84LB , 38 KG



Appearance: dark blond, messy hair, sometimes in short loose pigtails, sometimes in a short pony-tail, sometimes short and sometimes longer (cuts her own hair when she feels like it) blue-green eyes, Irish/german/swis etc. heritage, Usually tanned (farmers tan)

Character: Tomboy, clever & quick-witted, stands up for others more so than she stands up for her self (often confronts bullies), brave, athletic, caring… if she likes you, if she hates you… not so much, doesn’t mind getting dirty, hard working, determined

Clothing:
Usually dresses like a boy
Tops: t-shirts (mainly), sweatshirts, hoodies, sleeveless t-shirts, tank tops, nothing (sometimes, with overalls, usually with coveralls) doesn’t wear a bra (and has small breasts, so she doesn’t need ‘em, she tries to act like she doesn’t care, and SHE doesn’t but she’s worried others will)
Bottoms: usually wears baggy jeans or baggy overalls, sometimes wears suspenders with jeans, sometimes wears baggy sweatpants, cargo or corduroys or other pants (esp in the fall and winter)(and baggy shorts in hot summer), sometimes wears coveralls

Often wears a hat (baseball cap, news boy or other non-fancy hats)
Her pants often have fading, rips, patches and mud/grass/oil/paint stains
Hates wearing anything girly or fancy (but will, once or twice, wear a plain summer dress).
Usually fills her pockets with useful things, pencils, paper, compass, band aids etc.
Sometimes has scratches cuts or bruises, especially on knees and elbows
Sometimes goes bare footed, if not she wears worn-out sneakers or boots

Likes: Animals, Pizza, Ice cream, Cookies, Baggy Clothes, Helping people, Nature, fruits and veggies, and candy (esp. chocolate) (tries to not eat too much)

Favorite Activities/hobbies: soccer (she calls it football, since it makes sense to her), farming and taking care of her animals, basketball, Mountain biking, skateboarding, and snow boarding, Fishing, rock climbing, Karate/martial arts (has Black belt), track, most sports and outdoor/physical activities, Mechanics (adopted the roll of mechanic at home, fixing up their 21 year old truck, gets summer job as mechanic)/Carpentry, gardening, cooking, and videogames (she owns a second-hand slightly broken Nintendo 64).

Doesn’t like: people calling her just a ‘girl’ or telling her to act like more like a girl *hilarity begins when someone tries, but will ultimately fail* , mosquitoes (the only thing she will kill on sight), bullies/mean people, lazy people, spoiled people, Shopping (except for special things), being sick, poison ivy and stinging nettle (of which she sometimes has on her arms)

Personal hero: Temple Grandon and Amelia Earhart

Favorite characters: Scout finch from to kill a mocking bird, Leslie from Bridge to terrabithia. Fern from Charlotte's web

Random other traits:

Alex lives on a small farm, with chickens, cows, goats, and her horse, and also her cat and dog, and plenty of crops, she loves being a farm girl and doesn’t mind getting dirty (and is the one who does most of the work).

Does good at classes she likes (esp: science and PE), and bad at classes she doesn’t like, or finds boring (depends on teacher, and what is taught)

Alex is also part of 4H club

Sparing and a bit frugal, but generous. (gives gifts, but doesn’t buy expensive clothes and the like) (gets most clothes second hand or hand me downs, used bike, used skate&snow board) (Her Family has gone through financial hardships as well)

Has a high metabolism, is very active, eats a lot but stays skinny

Rarely eats red meat (usually only thanksgiving and Christmas), and when she does she makes sure it was humane (from her own farm, usually, she lets animals live long and only kills and eats them when they are close to dying). And any other meat she eats she tries to do it humanely and quickly. (But she is obsessed with killing mosquitoes, who she has sworn to be her mortal enemy ) She’ll get really mad at you if you kill something for fun, like kick your ass, beat you up angry…

Family:

Her father is a biology teacher at a university, and doesn’t get to be a father often during the school year, in the free time he has during the summer, he tries to make it up to her by playing with her and teaching her things about nature. Because of her fathers work, Alex is often home alone, and has main responsibility for the farm.

Her mother died when she was a little girl (toddler) for reasons her father won’t discuss.

Her father also has a hard time being with alex because she reminds him of her mom

Alex has an aunt in law that she despises, primarily because she wants her to be girlier and more lady like.
She’s given her girly dresses, which she’s ripped up, died and used for patches on her pants, or other wise made sure she rips up and dirties them.
She tries to teach Alex lady manners… which hasn’t worked very well either.
She’s tried to get her to… well, the rest you’ll see on a funny little side comic strip called Alex’s girlifieing adventures ^^ (along with maddy, a girly friend from school, and minor character)

Alex had an older brother, named Conner. He was 12 years older than her, he was very loving to her, and used to play with her a lot. “I’m lucky to have you as a little sister, because its like having a little sister and a little brother at the same time” she would always laugh at that. He was very outdoorsy and sporty like Alex is. Many of Alex’s clothes are hand me downs from her older brother. When Alex was 7 he went off to war, he disappeared and was never found, presumed dead. Alex secluded herself for a month, but finally got somewhat over it, because she knew he would have wanted her to stay in school and live on happily with out him. But, when she’s older, she thinks about finding out what happened to her brother, she would join the army but… she hates guns and violence… so that doesn’t work

Despite this Alex usually is a happy kid

Alex’s other relatives include her aunt and uncle, and her 4 cousins (2 girls 2 boys) in Tennessee, they live on a farm as well.
Her oldest cousin in a 16 year old punk tomboy, who alex likes, and looks up to, except that she can be very aggressive, violent, and stubborn at times.
The two boys are twin boys (not identical), they together are mischievous trouble makers, and alex is sometimes amused by them, sometimes annoyed, and sometimes she joins them in their pranks ^^
The youngest girl in a 6 year old who thinks she’s a princess, alex is highly annoyed with her girlyness, spoiled ness (does not work on the farm if she can avoid it), and tries to get her to be more like a tomboy.
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Comments: 203

StefanPWinc In reply to ??? [2012-04-17 21:23:50 +0000 UTC]

Alex: How many times do I gotta tell yah... we're not in kindergarden anymore, that's not how you fight off bullies.

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blackdoggie122 In reply to StefanPWinc [2012-04-17 21:28:53 +0000 UTC]

Dave:
i wasn't going to let them call you that... and want i "did" was showed him want for*he hurt the kid more then he hurt him witch is way the kid he was fighting is not there*

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StefanPWinc In reply to blackdoggie122 [2012-04-17 21:35:31 +0000 UTC]

Alex: Dave... I don't care what people call me, as long as they don't pick on you... *thinks for a second* oh... it's the same way for you huh...

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blackdoggie122 In reply to StefanPWinc [2012-04-17 21:43:45 +0000 UTC]

Dave:
yea...*he was a bit shocked that she never thinked about it* if you can save me way can i save you?

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StefanPWinc In reply to blackdoggie122 [2012-04-17 21:58:51 +0000 UTC]

Alex: Cause... Cause I can take it... I dunno

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blackdoggie122 In reply to StefanPWinc [2012-04-17 22:07:26 +0000 UTC]

dave:
and i can't?! i'm not a little kid! i'm older then you even!

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StefanPWinc In reply to blackdoggie122 [2012-04-17 22:36:43 +0000 UTC]

Alex: Cause... I don't want you to get hurt...

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blackdoggie122 In reply to StefanPWinc [2012-04-17 22:50:02 +0000 UTC]

dave:
... *he was up and he knows that he made her sad, so he doesn't want to make it worse...odd...*

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StefanPWinc In reply to blackdoggie122 [2012-04-18 17:01:05 +0000 UTC]

Alex: ... Cause I'm stronger and taller than you? I guess
Never mind... Let's get outa here before he comes back!

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blackdoggie122 In reply to StefanPWinc [2012-04-18 20:36:27 +0000 UTC]

Dave:
fine..*Dave was acting odd the past week, getting in to way more fights then normal for him, Alex could not tell want was making him so mad...*

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StefanPWinc In reply to blackdoggie122 [2012-04-18 22:54:20 +0000 UTC]

Alex: Dave... are you alright? you've been acting funny lately.

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blackdoggie122 In reply to StefanPWinc [2012-04-18 22:57:11 +0000 UTC]

Dave:
i'm fine... *she could tell that it was a lie by how mad he sounded*

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StefanPWinc In reply to blackdoggie122 [2012-04-19 03:21:50 +0000 UTC]

As your crush, I DEMAND you tell me what you're thinking

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blackdoggie122 In reply to StefanPWinc [2012-04-19 03:48:07 +0000 UTC]

Dave:
and just ago you were talking about how we ain't in kindergarten... I'm just upset with stuff...

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SailorNightsky [2011-09-16 01:32:59 +0000 UTC]

Chris: i wanna seee ya smile~ -tickles- TEEHEE

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StefanPWinc In reply to SailorNightsky [2011-09-16 01:49:33 +0000 UTC]

Alex: *tries to keep her annoyed face, but since she's very ticklish, ends up giggling, and eventually laughing and squirming and tries, not very successfully to push chris away* S.. stop! You're... i'm not... lemmie go! *and bursts out in giggles*

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SailorNightsky In reply to StefanPWinc [2011-09-16 01:53:38 +0000 UTC]

Chris: XD

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StefanPWinc In reply to SailorNightsky [2011-09-16 04:40:57 +0000 UTC]

Alex: ^^ Thanks Chris... that... actually helped a bit ^^ i don't feel so dull and tired today

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SailorNightsky In reply to StefanPWinc [2011-09-16 22:40:45 +0000 UTC]

Chris: can u imagine living on a farm?

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StefanPWinc In reply to SailorNightsky [2011-09-16 22:45:48 +0000 UTC]

Alex: O_o... you know i DO live on a farm... right?

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SailorNightsky In reply to StefanPWinc [2011-09-16 23:05:07 +0000 UTC]

Chris: oh... but can't u just imagine it?

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StefanPWinc In reply to SailorNightsky [2011-09-16 23:09:13 +0000 UTC]

Alex: Yah i can... cause i do Chris, i live on a farm, i work on a farm, i sleep on a farm... sometimes in the barn to keep the animals company... i do...

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SailorNightsky In reply to StefanPWinc [2011-09-17 04:50:08 +0000 UTC]

Chris: mmhmm... thats why there's french fries here, right? -eats straw- has chocolate on them too but its not verry good

(he's really stupid sumtimes XD)

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StefanPWinc In reply to SailorNightsky [2011-09-17 04:53:27 +0000 UTC]

Alex: *looks at him in horror* WHAT ARE YA DOIN'! SPIT IT OUT *pulls some out* That's straw and Dung! stupid!

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SailorNightsky In reply to StefanPWinc [2011-09-17 04:56:34 +0000 UTC]

Chris: but it tastes good... not so much the "dung" tho

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StefanPWinc In reply to SailorNightsky [2011-09-17 05:01:09 +0000 UTC]

you can eat the hay, and chew on it... but don't eat the dung... seriously, even I think that's gross, and THAT'S sayin' somethin'

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SailorNightsky In reply to StefanPWinc [2011-09-17 05:04:06 +0000 UTC]

Chris: what is dung...?

(its poop i kno that)

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StefanPWinc In reply to SailorNightsky [2011-09-17 05:05:37 +0000 UTC]

Alex: *sighs* Animal Poop... that *squints at it* is cow i think...

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SailorNightsky In reply to StefanPWinc [2011-09-17 05:27:04 +0000 UTC]

Chris: ooh, hamburgerz. -licks the poop- wait it doesnt taste like hamburgers. dont hamburgers come from ducks tho?

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StefanPWinc In reply to SailorNightsky [2011-09-17 05:32:00 +0000 UTC]

Alex: *face palms* come here chris *grabs his hand and drags him over to a cow* A hamburger comes from the meat of a dead cow, that was POOP from a cow *points to the pile of dung behind her* UNDERSTAND?!
poop isn't meat O_o...

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SailorNightsky In reply to StefanPWinc [2011-09-17 05:44:57 +0000 UTC]

Chris:...ok

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StefanPWinc In reply to SailorNightsky [2011-09-17 18:50:49 +0000 UTC]

Alex: *looks at him sternly, and then grins and ruffles his hair* good boy :3
Did you say you wanted to know what it was like to live on a farm? cause... well... here we are ^^

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SailorNightsky In reply to StefanPWinc [2011-09-17 20:39:38 +0000 UTC]

Chris (while alex is rufflin his hair):

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StefanPWinc In reply to SailorNightsky [2011-09-17 23:30:22 +0000 UTC]

Alex: *gives him an annoyed and amused look* are you ALWAYS gonna act so surprised when I touch you? XP

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SailorNightsky In reply to StefanPWinc [2011-09-18 00:00:44 +0000 UTC]

Chris: -whispers inn her ear- maaaaaaaybeeee.... -shouts- RAWR

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StefanPWinc In reply to SailorNightsky [2011-09-18 00:02:01 +0000 UTC]

Alex: Gah! *covers her ear and tumbles back into the hey*

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SailorNightsky In reply to StefanPWinc [2011-09-18 00:04:34 +0000 UTC]

Chris: haha! -tickles- -falls on top of her while tickling- XDD

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StefanPWinc In reply to SailorNightsky [2011-09-18 00:07:54 +0000 UTC]

Alex: *bursts out giggling* Sttt...op! I'm re..eally ticklish! *tries to roll and squirm away from him*

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SailorNightsky In reply to StefanPWinc [2011-09-18 00:10:31 +0000 UTC]

Chris: -stares at her chest after rolling off-

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StefanPWinc In reply to SailorNightsky [2011-09-18 00:11:16 +0000 UTC]

Alex: Uh... what? *looks down at her chest*

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SailorNightsky In reply to StefanPWinc [2011-09-18 00:18:27 +0000 UTC]

Chris: -still staring at her chest- ...nuthin...

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StefanPWinc In reply to SailorNightsky [2011-09-18 00:20:40 +0000 UTC]

Alex: *looks confused, and hops to her feet* what... do i have dung on my chest... *pulls a bit of straw that got stuck on her bib* what is up with you?

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SailorNightsky In reply to StefanPWinc [2011-09-18 00:22:48 +0000 UTC]

Chris: nononono... its nothin...! -looks away emberrassed- -thinks- why doesnt she have...those...things...-imagines her with them-

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StefanPWinc In reply to SailorNightsky [2011-09-18 00:29:28 +0000 UTC]

Alex: *raises an eyebrow* you look awfully silly... what's goin' on...

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SailorNightsky In reply to StefanPWinc [2011-09-18 00:31:07 +0000 UTC]

Chris: NOOOOOOTHIIIIIIIIING >:U XD i like the pocket...thats wat... ^^'

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StefanPWinc In reply to SailorNightsky [2011-09-18 00:38:13 +0000 UTC]

Alex: *grins* heh, i knew it! *points a finger at him* you like my overalls :3 *unbuttons the pocket and pulls out some bandaids* all the pockets sure do come in handy ^^ *puts them back in and buttons it*

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SailorNightsky In reply to StefanPWinc [2011-09-18 00:43:31 +0000 UTC]

Chris: ^ ^' (phew)

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StefanPWinc In reply to SailorNightsky [2011-09-18 00:47:16 +0000 UTC]

Alex: *giggles* Want me to show you anything? how to milk a cow or ride a horse or somethin'?

(Does Chris think alex might secretly be a guy or something now? XP)

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SailorNightsky In reply to StefanPWinc [2011-09-18 00:52:01 +0000 UTC]

Chris: only if i can draw you doin either one first so i can get an idea...

(no, he didn't really check to see if she was flat so thats what he was doin )

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StefanPWinc In reply to SailorNightsky [2011-09-18 00:55:15 +0000 UTC]

Alex: *grins* I'd love that! Which should we do... milking a cow will be, stiller, wanna draw me doing that?! No pressure by the way, whatever you draw'll probably be better than what i could do :3

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