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SubukuNoJess β Kite-Eating Tree Battle
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LOLZ XD I love the Kite-Eating Tree gag.Charlie Brown: "I hate kite-eating trees! They take kites from innocent little kids and then hold them in their branches and then eat them."
Kite-Eating Tree: *laughs*
Charlie Brown: "Then they laugh at you behind your back... I HATE YOU KITE-EATING TREES! You can starve to death for all I care!!!"
Kite-Eating Tree: *sobs*
Charlie Brown: "Go ahead and cry! I have no sympathy for you!" *leaves*
~Jess XD
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*Kite-Eating Tree whimpers*
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Don't eat ANYONE ever AGAIN....or I will use this....
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*The tree whimpers and shakes its leaves in fright*
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And this one for the RP where I'm the trainer? >w>
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Yesh! Whenever you are ready... maybe I could start.. or something?
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(Hmmmm.... Sure. ^w^)
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You wake up late one morning on your birthday and you remembered that a friend of yours who knows the Professor from the Kalos Region is about to hand you your Pokemon starter.
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I got up and got dressed, going down stairs to see my new pokemon. I had chosen a Fennekin, but I had heard they were very hard to get because of how popular they were. My order had gone through though, so I thought I would be getting one for sure.....
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[Oh, so Fennekin's your favorite 6 gen starter too~?]
When you got to open the door, their was your friend with a pokeball in her hand, but she had a frown on her face as if something was her fault.
"Ummmm... good morning?" She greeted, looking down...
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(yup)
I blinked an tilted my head a bit.
"What's wrong?" I asked, looking concerned about her..
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(Awesome!)
She whimpered a bit, biting her lip before she started to cry, letting the cat out of the bag. "I was... walking to your house with your Fennekin when I came across this giant black snorlax... and... and... it ATE YOUR POKEMON!!!" She hugged you, sobbing loudly.
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I blinked in surprise and shock.
"Well then.... I guess it'll have to be my starter to make up for that!" I replied, getting angry, wondering if my friend had already caught it or not....
(Hmmm... Should the pokemon be there aready in a pokeball? Not caught yet but will be caught? Or will my friend talk me out of it and take me with her to get a new pokemon the next morning only to find out I snuck out that night and tamed and caught the snorlax myself? Or the last two combined?)
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(Both! X3)
"No!" Your friend stopped you from going. "You don't know what he's like! I tried capturing him, but he was too strong for me and I ran out of Pokeballs to use. They are all scattered in the grass/bushes. Look, tomorrow, you and I can go to the Proffesor to get a Pokemon, okay?"
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I looked at my friend and sighed softly.
"Alright..." I said, sounding disappointed, though I planned to sneak out tonight and tame him somehow....
(Perhaps with food and naughty playtime?)
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(OMG, Yes!)
She smiled in relief and led you back inside. Later that night, you found yourself back outside....
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I snuck out of the house and made my way over to where it had said that a giant black snorlax was. I dragged a large cooler of pokemon treats like poffins and such with me as I went to tame the great beast.....
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Nearby a river under a large tree, the large black furred Snorlax was sleeping heavily, scratching his belly a bit in his sleep...
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I went over to the snorlax, blushing and dressed for warm summer weather, blushing more as I was just in my nightdress.Β
"H-hello? Mr. Snorlax??" I said, trying to wake him, coming close enough to him to offer the treats, opening the case and hoping his hunger would wake him.....
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Upon smelling the treats in his sleep, his huge belly rumbled hungrily and he woke up with a yawn, standing up and towering over you easily, looking down at you and the food confused....
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I blinked and offered the food, wondering if he was going to be angry.... Or predatory, ready to dive down under him.....
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"Snor?" He tilted his head before he smiled and pounced at the food, going on top of you as he started to eat...
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I blushed as he pounced on the food, finding myself pinned under him. I blushed and rubbed Β his belly, wiggling around, finding his manhood and she rubbed his balls and coaxed his shaft shyly, blushing harder....
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He moaned as he was eating, his shaft slowly emerging out as he pressed down, his belly slowly swelling...
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I blushed harder and licked it shyly, continuing to pleasure and try to tame the voracious pokemon, blushing more as his belly swelled down on top of me slowly....
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He pushed down on you dominately as he moaned deeply, still eating until he had eaten everything and he purred. "Mooorrrre~!"
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I squeaked and blushed hard, wiggling and struggling a bit, feeling his cock press against me, blushing harder and moaning, startled that he could talk.
"I-If you become my partner, I can easily feed you more every day.... Would you like that?" I replied, blushing harder. My parents traveled all over the world, so at the moment, no one but me was home. When I left on my journey, my uncle was assigned to move in to house sit for my parents... But, for the next few days or so, it would be mine...
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At that, he stopped and rolled over so now you were on top of his big gurgling belly and he had a slight frown in his face. He spoke in deep low voice. "You want me? Why...?"
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"Well.... You're big... And fluffy..... And you ate the pokemon my friend was bringing for me." I replied softly, rubbing the huge snorlax''s cock with her feet and rubbing his belly with her hands. "Besides.... you seem like fun..." I said, smiling softly, rubbing his belly more....
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He moaned in thought, loving the rubs he was getting. "You like me? Even though I ate your pokemon?"
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"Well... You're my favorite pokemon.... So yeah...." I replied, blushing hard and kissing his belly, rubbing still.
"So.....? Do you accept my offer?" I asked, blushing....
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After a moment, he smiled and nodded, hugging you against his big belly as it gurgled loudly, echoing all around you...
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I smiled softly and blushed, giggling when he hugged me.
"Shall we go home?" I said and blushed shyly.....
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He smirked and nodded, placing you down on top of his belly as he slowly got up and started to walk, making the earth shake a bit as he stomped, wanting to go home with her...
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I blushed and showed him the way, the backyard full of fruit trees, the house full of food.....I also had the pokeball from earlier, a Premier ball. I wanted him to agree to it though....
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He entered the backyard before he sat down onto the grass with a loud thump, then he put you down gently before looking at his surroundings. He then smiled. "I would like to be your partner..."
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I smiled and blushed.
"Alright... Does that mean you'll let me catch you...?" I asked, blushing hard and snuggling close as I rubbed his belly....
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He nodded with a smile. "And you get to name me too, right?"
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I blushed and nodded.
"Yes.... How about the name.....Eclipse?" I asked, blushing harder as I went over to him, stroking his length.
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He purred deeply and nodded, his black fur making the name appropriate. "I love it~
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I blushed and smiled, kissing him and offering the pokeball to him.
"ready?" I asked, blushing harder....
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He smirked and touched the pokeball with his claw, letting himself be captured...
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I smiled and blushed,hugging his pokeball before picking fruits and making a banquet for him in my bedroom, the vast room now full of all kinds of food. I took Eclipse back out once I was fully finished.....
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When Eclipse came out, he filled up most of the room, sitting down on the floor. When he looked at all the food, he smiled and hugged you tightly, going on top of you....
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I blushed as he hugged me, then rolled onto me, making me blush more. I smiled shyly and wiggled softly under him, secured and vulnerable to him this way....
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He then began to eat all the food that you displayed for him, his belly starting to fill up as he moaned in pleasure, pressing down on top of you softly...
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I blushed again and wiggled, kissing him, then found his sheathe and prepared to finish what I had started earlier, licking the head of his sheathe erotically, nuzzling him there.....
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He moaned and purred before he got up briefly and lifted you up, smirking. "You are naughty, Mistress... I'm hungry for you now~
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I smiled shyly and kissed his tongue, giggling as he nabbed my clothes with his teeth, blushing a bit and stroking his fur shyly, willing and submissive a bit.....
(And he will be the leader of my pokemon harem. XD)
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(XD... And I'm going to try something different. I was thinking that for this generation, it's been like a couple years since the Pokemon Anthro program, so maybe a new Program made from the evil Team called the Pokemon Gijinka Program shows up?)
He purred, "Mmmmmm, yummy~" He started to chew on your clothes, eating them off you slowly and sensually...
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