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Rainbow: "I have my reasons."
Twilight: "You have no idea how to approach a relationship do you?"
Rainbow: "What makes you say that?"
Twilight: "Based on what I heard you been trying to watch Spike when...it happened. However, the window was closed."
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Rainbow0//////0:"!"
twilight:"I get it, Cloudsdale has really bad sex ed."
Rainbow:"Is it really that bad? Everypony keeps saying that."
Twilight:"Yeah, it is really that bad."
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Rainbow: "Okay so it's a little bad."
Twilight: "I had reports that you were trying to pick their lock! What were you planing?"
Rainbow: 0/////////0 "Uh.....hide in the closest..."
Twilight stares at the cyan mare.
Twilight: "I can't believe I'm saying this....just watch porn."
Rainbow: "ehhh, now way. I don't even know those ponies."
Twilight: "And watching Spike do it is better?"
Rainbow: "Well when you put it that way it sounds bad."
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Twilight:"It is bad, you know what I think I may need to just teach you myself."
Rainbow0///0:"What?! You and me right here?!"
Twilight0///0:"What! No, I mean teach you in a sex ed class!"
Rainbow0////0:"Oh that make more sense."
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Meanwhile
Smolder: "There is an egg in ME!"
Spike: "Not is not for sure yet."
Smolder: "But I...I thought....we messed up big time did we?"
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Spike:"I have no idea, that what the tests are for."
Ocellus:"But I'm a changeling, do I even need the tests?"
Spike:"You know that is a fair question."
Smolder:"Dragons can get any creature pregnant."
Spike:"We can?"
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Smolder: "Yeah, it's common to hear a hybrid going on out in the world outside Equestria. At least in the dragon lands. I don't hear about it much here other than the Kirins."
Ocellus0///////0 "I don't even know how many eggs I could lay at one time!"
Smolder: "I think Dragoness can do 3-5 in one sitting."
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Spike:"What?! Why is this the first time I'm hearing about this?"
Smolder:"I have no idea really how much you know and don't about dragons."
Ocellus0///0:"So we could have about 3 to 5 kids?"
Spike0////0:"I don't think Twilight will be happy knowing this."
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Smolder: "There's that and have you seen the size of those eggs!? It's like pushing out...well and egg."
Spike: "W-we don't know about that yet."
Smolder: "Spike...there is still a high chance of that."
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Ocellus:"It must be hard for dragonesses to push out eggs like that. I'm glade changeling eggs are soft."
Smolder:"Dragonesses don't push out the hard eggs, drakes do."
Spike:"...What now?"
Smolder:"You don't know? Dragonesses lay the eggs in the drake brood pouch when they are still soft and then he lays the eggs when they are all hard. Of course sometimes instead they hatch in him but that rare."
Ocellus0///0:"You mean boy dragons can get pregnant?!"
Smolder:"In a way I guess."
Spike0/////0:"And nocreature told me this why?!"
Smolder:"I'm more surprise to learn you didn't know this already."
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(seahorses...again)
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(I couldn't help, I saw a opening and ran with it. Also I will say I still fine the idea funny)
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(I need time to process that)
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